On Saturday, I was inside the Chinnaswamy Stadium, where a game was scandalously allowed to go ahead despite the presence of unexploded bombs outside.
The sports pages in recent days have had more about tax evasion, alleged match-fixing, "shell" companies and proxy owners than they have about the cricket itself.
It is a shame, because the veneer of sleaze obscured what has been an excellent season of IPL cricket.
With a few exceptions, the big boys came out to play.
Sachin Tendulkar, Jacques Kallis and Sourav Ganguly topped the run charts, proving that annual rings are no impediment to class, while Zaheer Khan, Harbhajan Singh, Lasith Malinga and Kieron Pollard all took more than 10 wickets as Mumbai Indians clinched first place with games to spare.
Six of the eight teams finished with at least seven wins from their 14 matches. Even Kings XI Punjab, who finished well adrift at the bottom, could point to victories over the Indians and Chennai Super Kings, two of the semi-finalists.
While other sporting leagues fight losing battles to bridge the divide between top and bottom, the IPL did not know who would make up the last four until the penultimate day of the league.
That level playing field has made for dramatic reversals of fortune, and no two teams exemplify that better than the Super Kings and Deccan Chargers, who contest the second semi-final tonight.
The Super Kings started with two wins from three games, but with MS Dhoni missing after being hit on the arm by Shane Bond, they lost four on the trot. Matthew Hayden's bat stopped booming, Muttiah Muralitharan started getting hammered and the anxiety levels mounted.
But as weak as their bowling was, Chennai could still call on one of the best batting line-ups in the competition. Murali Vijay scored breezily without resorting to slogs and Suresh Raina became the only player to top 400 runs in each season of the IPL. Dhoni saved his best for last, thumping 54 from 29 balls as a semi-final place was clinched with just two balls to spare.
Having won five of their last seven games, Chennai have little reason to fear anyone. But in the Chargers, they face a side that has enjoyed an even more purple patch.
With Adam Gilchrist stroking the ball well, they showed the form of champions in winning three of their first four games. Then, with the batting imploding and Kemar Roach's pace blunted by the pitches, they lost five in a row.
Thereafter, the equation was simple. Each game was a must-win, and despite blips with the bat, the Chargers showed resilience to make their way to second spot.
Even as Gilchrist's form fell away, Tirumalasetti Suman stepped up to lessen the burden on Andrew Symonds and Rohit Sharma. They rotated the pace of Ryan Harris with the nous of Chaminda Vaas, while Pragyan Ojha moved clear at the top of the wicket-taking chart.
Gilchrist and the coaching staff coaxed a couple more special performances out of Harmeet Singh. His wonderful final over to Robin Uthappa was instrumental in the Chargers' resurgence and Chennai's batsmen will have to be wary against the slower ball that he bowls with excellent control.
The old firm of Gilchrist and Hayden have been short of runs in recent weeks, but you sense that a breakout innings from either man could settle this tie.
The Chargers were rank outsiders in the semi-final against Delhi Daredevils last year, but Gilchrist came out and smashed 85 from 35 balls to make light of a tricky chase. Given his reputation as the ultimate big-match player - a ton and two 50s in three World Cup finals - do not rule out an encore.
Chennai have the batting to match any total, but their bowling is the big worry.
Against a Chargers side that Darren Lehmann, the coach, has transformed after the horrors of 2008 (12 defeats), Chennai's so-near-and-yet-so-far story might just find another unhappy chapter.
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Chennai Super Kings v Deccan Chargers, 6.30pm on CricOne
Hayden v Vaas
Hayden, the veteran opener, has had many an exchange with Vaas, the seasoned seamer. Where the left-hander can be destructive, the left-armer can be miserly.
Muralitharan v Symonds
Deccan's run-rate in the middle overs is likely to be defined by how the aggressive Symonds deals with the wily off-spinner. A fascinating duel is on the cards.
Dhoni v Gilchrist
Both wicketkeepers, one's leading by example, the other is by inspiration. One's peaking in his career, the other is past his prime. Their roles will be key.
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MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League, last-16, second leg (first-leg scores in brackets):
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Citizenship-by-investment programmes
United Kingdom
The UK offers three programmes for residency. The UK Overseas Business Representative Visa lets you open an overseas branch office of your existing company in the country at no extra investment. For the UK Tier 1 Innovator Visa, you are required to invest £50,000 (Dh238,000) into a business. You can also get a UK Tier 1 Investor Visa if you invest £2 million, £5m or £10m (the higher the investment, the sooner you obtain your permanent residency).
All UK residency visas get approved in 90 to 120 days and are valid for 3 years. After 3 years, the applicant can apply for extension of another 2 years. Once they have lived in the UK for a minimum of 6 months every year, they are eligible to apply for permanent residency (called Indefinite Leave to Remain). After one year of ILR, the applicant can apply for UK passport.
The Caribbean
Depending on the country, the investment amount starts from $100,000 (Dh367,250) and can go up to $400,000 in real estate. From the date of purchase, it will take between four to five months to receive a passport.
Portugal
The investment amount ranges from €350,000 to €500,000 (Dh1.5m to Dh2.16m) in real estate. From the date of purchase, it will take a maximum of six months to receive a Golden Visa. Applicants can apply for permanent residency after five years and Portuguese citizenship after six years.
“Among European countries with residency programmes, Portugal has been the most popular because it offers the most cost-effective programme to eventually acquire citizenship of the European Union without ever residing in Portugal,” states Veronica Cotdemiey of Citizenship Invest.
Greece
The real estate investment threshold to acquire residency for Greece is €250,000, making it the cheapest real estate residency visa scheme in Europe. You can apply for residency in four months and citizenship after seven years.
Spain
The real estate investment threshold to acquire residency for Spain is €500,000. You can apply for permanent residency after five years and citizenship after 10 years. It is not necessary to live in Spain to retain and renew the residency visa permit.
Cyprus
Cyprus offers the quickest route to citizenship of a European country in only six months. An investment of €2m in real estate is required, making it the highest priced programme in Europe.
Malta
The Malta citizenship by investment programme is lengthy and investors are required to contribute sums as donations to the Maltese government. The applicant must either contribute at least €650,000 to the National Development & Social Fund. Spouses and children are required to contribute €25,000; unmarried children between 18 and 25 and dependent parents must contribute €50,000 each.
The second step is to make an investment in property of at least €350,000 or enter a property rental contract for at least €16,000 per annum for five years. The third step is to invest at least €150,000 in bonds or shares approved by the Maltese government to be kept for at least five years.
Candidates must commit to a minimum physical presence in Malta before citizenship is granted. While you get residency in two months, you can apply for citizenship after a year.
Egypt
A one-year residency permit can be bought if you purchase property in Egypt worth $100,000. A three-year residency is available for those who invest $200,000 in property, and five years for those who purchase property worth $400,000.
Source: Citizenship Invest and Aqua Properties
Anghami
Started: December 2011
Co-founders: Elie Habib, Eddy Maroun
Based: Beirut and Dubai
Sector: Entertainment
Size: 85 employees
Stage: Series C
Investors: MEVP, du, Mobily, MBC, Samena Capital
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Contracted list
Ashton Agar, Alex Carey, Pat Cummins, Aaron Finch, Peter Handscomb, Josh Hazlewood, Travis Head, Usman Khawaja, Nathan Lyon, Glenn Maxwell, Shaun Marsh, Mitchell Marsh, Tim Paine, Matt Renshaw, Jhye Richardson, Kane Richardson, Billy Stanlake, Mitchell Starc, Marcus Stoinis, Andrew Tye.
Total eligible population
About 57.5 million people
51.1 million received a jab
6.4 million have not
Where are the unvaccinated?
England 11%
Scotland 9%
Wales 10%
Northern Ireland 14%
Genesis G80 2020 5.0-litre Royal Specs
Engine: 5-litre V8
Gearbox: eight-speed automatic
Power: 420hp
Torque: 505Nm
Fuel economy, combined: 12.4L/100km
Price: Dh260,500
Match info
Karnataka Tuskers 110-3
J Charles 35, M Pretorius 1-19, Z Khan 0-16
Deccan Gladiators 111-5 in 8.3 overs
K Pollard 45*, S Zadran 2-18
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The Indoor Cricket World Cup
When: September 16-23
Where: Insportz, Dubai
Indoor cricket World Cup:
Insportz, Dubai, September 16-23
UAE fixtures:
Men
Saturday, September 16 – 1.45pm, v New Zealand
Sunday, September 17 – 10.30am, v Australia; 3.45pm, v South Africa
Monday, September 18 – 2pm, v England; 7.15pm, v India
Tuesday, September 19 – 12.15pm, v Singapore; 5.30pm, v Sri Lanka
Thursday, September 21 – 2pm v Malaysia
Friday, September 22 – 3.30pm, semi-final
Saturday, September 23 – 3pm, grand final
Women
Saturday, September 16 – 5.15pm, v Australia
Sunday, September 17 – 2pm, v South Africa; 7.15pm, v New Zealand
Monday, September 18 – 5.30pm, v England
Tuesday, September 19 – 10.30am, v New Zealand; 3.45pm, v South Africa
Thursday, September 21 – 12.15pm, v Australia
Friday, September 22 – 1.30pm, semi-final
Saturday, September 23 – 1pm, grand final
Results
Stage 7:
1. Caleb Ewan (AUS) Lotto Soudal - 3:18:29
2. Sam Bennett (IRL) Deceuninck-QuickStep - same time
3. Phil Bauhaus (GER) Bahrain Victorious
4. Michael Morkov (DEN) Deceuninck-QuickStep
5. Cees Bol (NED) Team DSM
General Classification:
1. Tadej Pogacar (SLO) UAE Team Emirates - 24:00:28
2. Adam Yates (GBR) Ineos Grenadiers - 0:00:35
3. Joao Almeida (POR) Deceuninck-QuickStep - 0:01:02
4. Chris Harper (AUS) Jumbo-Visma - 0:01:42
5. Neilson Powless (USA) EF Education-Nippo - 0:01:45
RESULT
Fifth ODI, at Headingley
England 351/9
Pakistan 297
England win by 54 runs (win series 4-0)
Herc's Adventures
Developer: Big Ape Productions
Publisher: LucasArts
Console: PlayStation 1 & 5, Sega Saturn
Rating: 4/5
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Farage on Muslim Brotherhood
Nigel Farage told Reform's annual conference that the party will proscribe the Muslim Brotherhood if he becomes Prime Minister.
"We will stop dangerous organisations with links to terrorism operating in our country," he said. "Quite why we've been so gutless about this – both Labour and Conservative – I don't know.
“All across the Middle East, countries have banned and proscribed the Muslim Brotherhood as a dangerous organisation. We will do the very same.”
It is 10 years since a ground-breaking report into the Muslim Brotherhood by Sir John Jenkins.
Among the former diplomat's findings was an assessment that “the use of extreme violence in the pursuit of the perfect Islamic society” has “never been institutionally disowned” by the movement.
The prime minister at the time, David Cameron, who commissioned the report, said membership or association with the Muslim Brotherhood was a "possible indicator of extremism" but it would not be banned.
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Results:
5pm: Conditions (PA) Dh80,000 1,400m | Winner: AF Tahoonah, Richard Mullen (jockey), Ernst Oertel (trainer)
5.30pm: Handicap (TB) Dh90,000 1,400m | Winner: Ajwad, Gerald Avranche, Rashed Bouresly
6pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,600m | Winner: RB Lam Tara, Fabrice Veron, Eric Lemartinel
6.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 1,600m | Winner: Duc De Faust, Szczepan Mazur, Younis Al Kalbani
7pm: Wathba Stallions Cup (PA) Dh70,000 2,200m | Winner: Shareef KB, Fabrice Veron, Ernst Oertel
7.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh90,000 1,500m | Winner: Bainoona, Pat Cosgrave, Eric Lemartinel
Summer special
The President's Cake
Director: Hasan Hadi
Starring: Baneen Ahmad Nayyef, Waheed Thabet Khreibat, Sajad Mohamad Qasem
Rating: 4/5
The specs: 2018 Renault Koleos
Price, base: From Dh77,900
Engine: 2.5L, in-line four-cylinder
Transmission: Continuously variable transmission
Power: 170hp @ 6,000rpm
Torque: 233Nm @ 4,000rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 8.3L / 100km