West Ham United's shambolic season reaches its nadir with Burnley thrashing


Richard Jolly
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West Ham briefly entered the top four at the end of September. It feels a trick of the imagination to say so now as, five games and a solitary point later, they find themselves in the bottom six, a shambolic side hastening their own slide with the kind of insipid, incompetent display that made them perfect opponents for a team of Burnley’s ability and physicality.

The gap between expenditure and achievement at West Ham has rarely felt bigger. They have spent £180 million (Dh 844m) in 18 months. It amounts to a dereliction of duty, however, when the reserve goalkeeper is Roberto Jimenez and he provided the emblematic moment in an embarrassing afternoon.

The 15th goal he has let in during his last six games was the worst as the Spaniard contrived to push Ashley Westwood’s corner into his own net. It was everything that is wrong with West Ham – the feebleness, the poor recruitment, the set-piece problems – in an instant. A team who conceded three times from Newcastle’s free kicks last week let in two to Burnley’s corners yesterday.

“I don’t know if it was an unacceptable performance,” said Manuel Pellegrini, whose passiveness feels part of the problem. A more forthright Declan Rice knew. “We were bullied all over the pitch,” said the England international. “Burnley were winning everything. It's been like this since the Crystal Palace game. We were nowhere near good enough.”

But it amounted to a restorative, redemptive day for Burnley, who had lost their three previous games. Their decision-making on and off the field was justified. They gave Ashley Barnes and Chris Wood new contracts this week. Both struck, Barnes ending a personal drought that dated back to August, as Sean Dyche’s faith in his favoured front two was rewarded.

“People often say to me about playing two strikers but when you have two on that kind of showing, why wouldn’t you?” asked Dyche.

Meanwhile, Dwight McNeil outshone West Ham’s costly assortment of attacking midfielders, showing the trickery and terrific delivery they lacked. Among them, Manuel Lanzini and Andriy Yarmolenko were benched in a failed quest for solidity. The Argentinian came on and was stretchered off with a shoulder injury.

“He will probably be out for some time,” said a mournful Pellegrini. Meanwhile, the Ukrainian drew ironic choruses “we’ve had a shot”. It was West Ham’s first effort and it came in the second half.

By then, Burnley had exploited Roberto’s failings as West Ham missed the injured Lukasz Fabianski. The opener was a combination of the goalkeeper’s lack of conviction, his defence’s poor marking and referee Kevin Friend’s error in awarding a corner.

Declan Rice allowed James Tarkowski to meet McNeil’s deep centre and head it down for Barnes, who had evaded Fabian Balbuena, to prod it in. “When you concede so many easy goals it does not help,” said Pellegrini.

Balbuena and Roberto were doubly culpable, at fault for the second goal as well. The defender failed to control Roberto’s throw out. McNeil sprinted away and centred for Wood to steer in a shot the goalkeeper perhaps should have saved.

Wood’s celebration – putting a finger in his ear and pointing, in the manner of a referee consulting the VAR official – was telling. He had been denied a goal eight minutes earlier when he headed in McNeil’s wonderful cross, only to be subsequently adjudged fractionally offside.

Then came Westwood’s corner and the ultimate illustration Roberto is ill-equipped for English football. While Ben Mee had a goal disallowed, Roberto made subsequent saves, from Wood, Phil Bardsley, Jeff Hendrick and Jack Cork. Though they ought not to save his place, they meant the final scoreline flattered West Ham.

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A clear distinction between the residences and the Raffles hotel with the amenities operated separately.

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Syria v Australia
2018 World Cup qualifying: Asia fourth round play-off first leg
Venue: Hang Jebat Stadium, Malayisa
Kick-off: Thursday, 4.30pm (UAE)
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.

Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.

“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.

Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.

From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.

Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.

BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.

Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.

Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.

“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.

“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.

“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”

The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”

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Running time: 81 minutes

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Starring: Sarah Yarkin, Elsie Fisher, Mark Burnham

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Micro-retirement is not a recognised concept or employment status under Federal Decree Law No. 33 of 2021 on the Regulation of Labour Relations (as amended) (UAE Labour Law). As such, it reflects a voluntary work-life balance practice, rather than a recognised legal employment category, according to Dilini Loku, senior associate for law firm Gateley Middle East.

“Some companies may offer formal sabbatical policies or career break programmes; however, beyond such arrangements, there is no automatic right or statutory entitlement to extended breaks,” she explains.

“Any leave taken beyond statutory entitlements, such as annual leave, is typically regarded as unpaid leave in accordance with Article 33 of the UAE Labour Law. While employees may legally take unpaid leave, such requests are subject to the employer’s discretion and require approval.”

If an employee resigns to pursue micro-retirement, the employment contract is terminated, and the employer is under no legal obligation to rehire the employee in the future unless specific contractual agreements are in place (such as return-to-work arrangements), which are generally uncommon, Ms Loku adds.

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Who has lived at The Bishops Avenue?
  • George Sainsbury of the supermarket dynasty, sugar magnate William Park Lyle and actress Dame Gracie Fields were residents in the 1930s when the street was only known as ‘Millionaires’ Row’.
  • Then came the international super rich, including the last king of Greece, Constantine II, the Sultan of Brunei and Indian steel magnate Lakshmi Mittal who was at one point ranked the third richest person in the world.
  • Turkish tycoon Halis Torprak sold his mansion for £50m in 2008 after spending just two days there. The House of Saud sold 10 properties on the road in 2013 for almost £80m.
  • Other residents have included Iraqi businessman Nemir Kirdar, singer Ariana Grande, holiday camp impresario Sir Billy Butlin, businessman Asil Nadir, Paul McCartney’s former wife Heather Mills. 
Hunting park to luxury living
  • Land was originally the Bishop of London's hunting park, hence the name
  • The road was laid out in the mid 19th Century, meandering through woodland and farmland
  • Its earliest houses at the turn of the 20th Century were substantial detached properties with extensive grounds

 

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  • Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
  • Premier League-standard football pitch
  • 400m Olympic running track
  • NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
  • 600-seat auditorium
  • Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
  • An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
  • Specialist robotics and science laboratories
  • AR and VR-enabled learning centres
  • Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
THE BIO

Born: Mukalla, Yemen, 1979

Education: UAE University, Al Ain

Family: Married with two daughters: Asayel, 7, and Sara, 6

Favourite piece of music: Horse Dance by Naseer Shamma

Favourite book: Science and geology

Favourite place to travel to: Washington DC

Best advice you’ve ever been given: If you have a dream, you have to believe it, then you will see it.

Timeline

2012-2015

The company offers payments/bribes to win key contracts in the Middle East

May 2017

The UK SFO officially opens investigation into Petrofac’s use of agents, corruption, and potential bribery to secure contracts

September 2021

Petrofac pleads guilty to seven counts of failing to prevent bribery under the UK Bribery Act

October 2021

Court fines Petrofac £77 million for bribery. Former executive receives a two-year suspended sentence 

December 2024

Petrofac enters into comprehensive restructuring to strengthen the financial position of the group

May 2025

The High Court of England and Wales approves the company’s restructuring plan

July 2025

The Court of Appeal issues a judgment challenging parts of the restructuring plan

August 2025

Petrofac issues a business update to execute the restructuring and confirms it will appeal the Court of Appeal decision

October 2025

Petrofac loses a major TenneT offshore wind contract worth €13 billion. Holding company files for administration in the UK. Petrofac delisted from the London Stock Exchange

November 2025

180 Petrofac employees laid off in the UAE

In numbers: China in Dubai

The number of Chinese people living in Dubai: An estimated 200,000

Number of Chinese people in International City: Almost 50,000

Daily visitors to Dragon Mart in 2018/19: 120,000

Daily visitors to Dragon Mart in 2010: 20,000

Percentage increase in visitors in eight years: 500 per cent

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Something of a fashion anomaly, normcore is essentially a celebration of the unremarkable. The term was first popularised by an article in New York magazine in 2014 and has been dubbed “ugly”, “bland’ and "anti-style" by fashion writers. It’s hallmarks are comfort, a lack of pretentiousness and neutrality – it is a trend for those who would rather not stand out from the crowd. For the most part, the style is unisex, favouring loose silhouettes, thrift-shop threads, baseball caps and boyish trainers. It is important to note that normcore is not synonymous with cheapness or low quality; there are high-fashion brands, including Parisian label Vetements, that specialise in this style. Embraced by fashion-forward street-style stars around the globe, it’s uptake in the UAE has been relatively slow.