It was a commentators' and pundits' convention in Cape Town today, as the creme de la creme of British-based broadcasters rolled in to Green Point Stadium to cover England's crunch Group C encounter against Algeria tonight.
Ally McCoist, Martin Tyler, Andy Townsend, Chris Waddle, Mark
Lawrenson, Gary Lineker, Clive Tydlesley and, of course, Gabby Logan
were just some the voices and faces that - week-in, week-out - debate
the performances of English clubs on behalf of fans across the British
Isles and the world.
On Friday, however, the satellite throng were handling the trials and
tribulations of the national team. With a 22,000-strong Three Lions
contingent in Cape Town, and millions more armchair viewers in England,
expectations among the press corps pack were high.
As the afternoon wore on, McCoist, sitting opposite me in the media
centre during the US-Slovenia game, became increasingly convinced that
David James would replace Robert Green in goal for England. Tyler, less
outspoken, was nonetheless adamant that if so many people were saying
it, "then it can't be wrong."
Intriguingly, McCoist and Tyler also thoroughly debated all the
possible permutations in Group D - the tournament's 'Group of Death'.
As McCoist speculated that the German bubble had burst following their
1-0 defeat to Serbia, Tyler opined that Australia will beat Ghana and
ensure Group D's four sides will be on identical points going into the
final games of the opening stage.
Back to the present though and Tyler remonstrating that Landon
Donovan's goal against Slovenia, which made the score 2-1 to the
Europeans, would never have gone in "if the 'keeper just stood up."
It is not something the football-loving public usually concede to the
modern crop of on-the-fence commentators, but he's spot on about that
one.
The National's picks
4.35pm: Tilal Al Khalediah
5.10pm: Continous
5.45pm: Raging Torrent
6.20pm: West Acre
7pm: Flood Zone
7.40pm: Straight No Chaser
8.15pm: Romantic Warrior
8.50pm: Calandogan
9.30pm: Forever Young
Day 3, Dubai Test: At a glance
Moment of the day Lahiru Gamage, the Sri Lanka pace bowler, has had to play a lot of cricket to earn a shot at the top level. The 29-year-old debutant first played a first-class game 11 years ago. His first Test wicket was one to savour, bowling Pakistan opener Shan Masood through the gate. It set the rot in motion for Pakistan’s batting.
Stat of the day – 73 Haris Sohail took 73 balls to hit a boundary. Which is a peculiar quirk, given the aggressive intent he showed from the off. Pakistan’s batsmen were implored to attack Rangana Herath after their implosion against his left-arm spin in Abu Dhabi. Haris did his best to oblige, smacking the second ball he faced for a huge straight six.
The verdict One year ago, when Pakistan played their first day-night Test at this ground, they held a 222-run lead over West Indies on first innings. The away side still pushed their hosts relatively close on the final night. With the opposite almost exactly the case this time around, Pakistan still have to hope they can salvage a win from somewhere.
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- Make sure you have plenty of water
- Set off early to avoid sudden weather changes in the afternoon
- Wear appropriate clothing and footwear
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Tries: Hayes, Richards, Cooper
Cons: Love
Pens: Love 3
Bahrain
Tries: Kenny, Crombie, Tantoh
Cons: Phillips
Pens: Phillips 2
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