Perhaps the greatest indication of what a mismatch this was came in the surreal sight of John Stones being on a hat-trick before half time. “It was not something I thought I would do,” said the understated defender after he scored more goals in 40 minutes than Wayne Rooney did in three World Cups. He finds himself ahead of Lionel Messi, Kylian Mbappe, Thomas Muller, Luis Suarez and Neymar in the scoring charts in the 2018 tournament, but then none of them have faced Panama.
It was that sort of day for England, one where the goals were outnumbered only by the statistics as they booked their place in the last 16. Harry Kane joined Geoff Hurst and Gary Lineker in recording a World Cup hat-trick, meaning only the 1986 Golden Boot winner has struck more often in the competition for England. Kane leapfrogged Romelu Lukaku and Cristiano Ronaldo to become this tournament’s top scorer. “I’m just enjoying it,” said the increasingly prolific captain. “It was a brilliant result.”
England delivered more goals in little over an hour than they had in their two previous World Cups combined; even scoring four was a first since the 1966 final. And yet it is hard to draw meaningful conclusions about their prospects against vaguely competent teams, let alone good sides. Panama were that lamentable.
The encouraging element is that their manager remained grounded. “I didn’t particularly like the performance,” said Gareth Southgate, though qualifying those comments. “I didn’t like the start and I didn’t like the goal [conceded] at the end but I guess the bits in the middle were pretty good. I am being hyper-critical. We played some really good stuff for 35-40 minutes.”
ENGLAND PLAYER RATINGS
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Jordan Pickford - 6: Only called into action on a couple of occasions and then had to pick the ball out of the net. Will have busier days ahead. EPA -
Harry Maguire - 6: Composed but rarely tested. We will learn more about him when he faces Hazard and Lukaku. Reuters -
Kyle Walker - 6: Banished the memory of his unnecessary penalty against Tunisia and looks assured enough to continue at centre-back. Reuters -
John Stones - 8: Two goals and a largely faultless display. The first was a decent header albeit unmarked while he followed up well for the second. AP Photo -
Kieran Trippier - 8: Quickly becoming England's most creative player with his pin-point set pieces - it was his corner from which Stones opened the scoring and his pass which led to the first penalty. Started the tournament well against Tunisia and continued his fine form against Panama. Given a rest for the final 20 minutes. Getty Images -
Ashley Young - 6: Upstaged so far by fellow wing-back Trippier, Young failed to make much of an impact in the final third. Wasn't tested defensively. Reuters -
Jordan Henderson - 7: Has justified being selected ahead of Eric Dier in the holding role. His passing was crisp and he almost scored with an excellent second-half volley. Getty Images -
Jesse Lingard - 8: Scored one of the goals of the tournament so far in the first half with a lovely curling effort from 20 yards. Won England's first penalty when he was bundled over after getting in behind the Panama defence, he has carried on his fine form for Manchester United last season. Reuters -
Ruben Loftus-Cheek - 7: Lacked the headline-grabbing moments of Kane and Lingard but looks totally at ease in this team and has put pressure on Dele Alli should he return to fitness for the next match. EPA -
Harry Kane - 8: Is there a more trustworthy right foot? Buried both of his penalties in the top corner and although his third was a fortuitous deflection from a Loftus-Cheek shot, he simply looks the part this time around after the disappointment of Euro 2016. Five goals in two games, does the golden boot beckon? AP Photo -
Raheem Sterling - 6: Buzzed around upfront without much luck. Preferred ahead of Rashford but looks short of confidence and needs a goal. EPA -
Fabian Delph - 6: Also given 30 minutes to give Lingard a rest as England saw out the game. Reuters -
Jamie Vardy - 6: Replaced Harry Kane with half an hour to go but didn't get much opportunity in front of goal. Reuters -
Danny Rose - 6: Replaced Kieran Tripper with 20 minutes to go. Reuters
It showed that England have confidence and momentum. They are well coached and strategies are paying off. “We have been working on set-pieces,” Kane said. For all the progressiveness of Southgate’s management and the emphasis on possession and positioning, the reality is that dead-ball excellence has underpinned their winning start. Six of their eight goals of the tournament stemmed from set-piece situations; their opening three came from centre-backs winning headers from corners. Stones delivered his first goal for his country from Kieran Trippier’s centre while Panama were too preoccupied fouling Harry Maguire. Stones’ second came from a well-worked free kick, an unmarked Kane setting up Raheem Sterling. Jaime Penedo parried his header, but not his Manchester City teammate’s subsequent effort.
Before then came England’s best goal thus far as Jesse Lingard, who had been profligate against Tunisia, found the top corner from 20 yards. The Manchester United midfielder’s ability to run into space forms part of his appeal to Southgate. He burst behind the Panama defence before being bundled over by Fidel Escobar for the first of England’s two penalties.
Kane’s spot kick was emphatic; so was his second after he was grabbed, tugged and pulled by Anibal Godoy. His third goal was his luckiest, Ruben Loftus-Cheek’s shot clipping his heel to change direction. It was not, it should be said, a treble to rank alongside Hurst’s in terms of significance and it came in the sort of second half non-event that often follows a first-half rout. Perhaps there would have been still more goals had Kane not been removed. “The gaffer makes the decision,” he reasoned. “There is the bigger picture.”
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England could savour his excellent display, along with those of Lingard and Trippier. There were few downsides, though the otherwise influential Sterling remains stuck on two international goals and Loftus-Cheek collected what Southgate thought was an unlucky caution. The manager added: “We said at half time: ‘No more yellow cards.’ That was a key part of the second half.”
Top spot in the group could be determined by the Fair Play table after England conceded, though few should begrudge Panama’s 37-year-old captain Felipe Baloy the honour of scoring his country’s first World Cup goal.
Apart from him, only Edgar Barcenas came close to scoring. Yet after the romantic tales of Panama’s unexpected qualification has come the wretched reality of a team who commit far too many fouls and waste far too much time. Their tactic of defending corners involved wrestling and could have resulted in still more penalties. Dirty and dreadful in equal measure, they have been an embarrassment to the competition.
