Chelsea can seem the soap opera where the characters change but the plots reappear. It is a club where, despite the flow of trophies, success is not always the springboard to further glory.
Now, as the Champions League winners are yet to strengthen, it is tempting to cast thoughts back to their last two Premier League title wins. They proved the prelude to miserable, fractious seasons. In both cases, the root of their troubles could be traced back to the transfer market.
In 2015, Jose Mourinho targeted John Stones and Paul Pogba and got, among others, Papy Djilibodji, Michael Hector and Baba Rahman.
In 2017, Antonio Conte wanted Virgil van Dijk, Alexis Sanchez, Leonardo Bonucci, Alex Sandro and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain while ending up with Tiemoue Bakayoko, Danny Drinkwater and Davide Zappacosta, though Antonio Rudiger proved pivotal in the 2021 revival. In attack, Alvaro Morata arrived four years ago, not Romelu Lukaku.
Now Lukaku has another cameo role in a summer saga. Another striking search is going on. Chelsea's 2020-21 was remarkable. Only Fulham and Wolves had a top scorer with fewer league goals than Chelsea; Jorginho's seven all came from the penalty spot.
Chelsea shared the goals around to such an extent that they conquered Europe. But Thomas Tuchel noted in April: “You just need to read the numbers. Our top scorers have six. This is clearly not enough for the demands Chelsea has.”
There is an obvious remedy. Erling Braut Haaland’s 27 league goals was more than the profligate Timo Werner, the injury-hit Kai Havertz, the unwanted Tammy Abraham, the departed Olivier Giroud and the flair players Christian Pulisic and Hakim Ziyech got between them.
Chelsea are one of the few clubs capable of affording the prolific prodigy. They could outbid everyone else and offer £150 million ($204.5m). Equally, some of their rivals are convinced that Borussia Dortmund are not bluffing when they say the Norwegian will stay for another year.
And Tottenham are unlikely to sell local rivals Harry Kane, even without his seeming preference to move to Manchester City, while Lukaku has pledged to remain at Inter Milan. It could leave Chelsea short of an A-list striker.
Danny Ings may be the best of the B-listers available, a stopgap to buy Chelsea time now Giroud is at AC Milan and with Abraham, who was omitted from the Champions League final squad, clearly not in Tuchel’s plans.
Chelsea’s other business — or, in some cases, lack of it — is revealing. They were interested in Achraf Hakimi: that Inter sold the wing-back to Paris Saint-Germain means they do not need to cash in on Lukaku. But it was an indication Tuchel intends to continue with his 3-4-3 formation; with Cesar Azpilicueta rebranded as more of a centre-back, Chelsea want competition for Reece James.
Loaning Billy Gilmour out to Norwich suggests they require a fourth option for a role in the midfield two; Ross Barkley and Ruben Loftus-Cheek, back from unsatisfactory loans, seem too attack-minded to qualify while West Ham’s Declan Rice may be too expensive to buy.
The sales of the young defenders Fikayo Tomori and Marc Guehi are signs Tuchel saw neither as Chelsea’s future. Yet with Andreas Christensen, Rudiger and the veteran Thiago Silva all out of contract in 2022, they may require a radical overhaul next year.
But this summer’s priority is attack. While Werner and Havertz ought to contribute more and recapture their Bundesliga scoring form and while Chelsea’s history should teach them that a bad buy can be worse than no signings, if a deluxe finisher does not arrive, Tuchel will be charged with conjuring more goals to finish higher. Because Chelsea’s Champions League winners registered their lowest Premier League tally of the 21st century.
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Sangeeta Bandyopadhyay
Translated by Arunava Sinha
Tilted Axis Press
What is graphene?
Graphene is extracted from graphite and is made up of pure carbon.
It is 200 times more resistant than steel and five times lighter than aluminum.
It conducts electricity better than any other material at room temperature.
It is thought that graphene could boost the useful life of batteries by 10 per cent.
Graphene can also detect cancer cells in the early stages of the disease.
The material was first discovered when Andre Geim and Konstantin Novoselov were 'playing' with graphite at the University of Manchester in 2004.
The specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4cyl turbo
Power: 261hp at 5,500rpm
Torque: 405Nm at 1,750-3,500rpm
Transmission: 9-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 6.9L/100km
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh117,059
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Bio
Age: 25
Town: Al Diqdaqah – Ras Al Khaimah
Education: Bachelors degree in mechanical engineering
Favourite colour: White
Favourite place in the UAE: Downtown Dubai
Favourite book: A Life in Administration by Ghazi Al Gosaibi.
First owned baking book: How to Be a Domestic Goddess by Nigella Lawson.
PREMIER LEAGUE FIXTURES
All times UAE ( 4 GMT)
Saturday
West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur (3.30pm)
Burnley v Huddersfield Town (7pm)
Everton v Bournemouth (7pm)
Manchester City v Crystal Palace (7pm)
Southampton v Manchester United (7pm)
Stoke City v Chelsea (7pm)
Swansea City v Watford (7pm)
Leicester City v Liverpool (8.30pm)
Sunday
Brighton and Hove Albion v Newcastle United (7pm)
Monday
Arsenal v West Bromwich Albion (11pm)
About Karol Nawrocki
• Supports military aid for Ukraine, unlike other eurosceptic leaders, but he will oppose its membership in western alliances.
• A nationalist, his campaign slogan was Poland First. "Let's help others, but let's take care of our own citizens first," he said on social media in April.
• Cultivates tough-guy image, posting videos of himself at shooting ranges and in boxing rings.
• Met Donald Trump at the White House and received his backing.
Ticket prices
General admission Dh295 (under-three free)
Buy a four-person Family & Friends ticket and pay for only three tickets, so the fourth family member is free
Buy tickets at: wbworldabudhabi.com/en/tickets
The specs
Engine: 1.5-litre turbo
Power: 181hp
Torque: 230Nm
Transmission: 6-speed automatic
Starting price: Dh79,000
On sale: Now
The Buckingham Murders
Starring: Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ash Tandon, Prabhleen Sandhu
Director: Hansal Mehta
Rating: 4 / 5
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COMPANY PROFILE
Name: HyperSpace
Started: 2020
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Entertainment
Number of staff: 210
Investment raised: $75 million from investors including Galaxy Interactive, Riyadh Season, Sega Ventures and Apis Venture Partners
Usain Bolt's World Championships record
2007 Osaka
200m Silver
4x100m relay Silver
2009 Berlin
100m Gold
200m Gold
4x100m relay Gold
2011 Daegu
100m Disqualified in final for false start
200m Gold
4x100m relay Gold
2013 Moscow
100m Gold
200m Gold
4x100m relay Gold
2015 Beijing
100m Gold
200m Gold
4x100m relay Gold
The drill
Recharge as needed, says Mat Dryden: “We try to make it a rule that every two to three months, even if it’s for four days, we get away, get some time together, recharge, refresh.” The couple take an hour a day to check into their businesses and that’s it.
Stick to the schedule, says Mike Addo: “We have an entire wall known as ‘The Lab,’ covered with colour-coded Post-it notes dedicated to our joint weekly planner, content board, marketing strategy, trends, ideas and upcoming meetings.”
Be a team, suggests Addo: “When training together, you have to trust in each other’s abilities. Otherwise working out together very quickly becomes one person training the other.”
Pull your weight, says Thuymi Do: “To do what we do, there definitely can be no lazy member of the team.”
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The specs
Engine: 2-litre or 3-litre 4Motion all-wheel-drive Power: 250Nm (2-litre); 340 (3-litre) Torque: 450Nm Transmission: 8-speed automatic Starting price: From Dh212,000 On sale: Now
What vitamins do we know are beneficial for living in the UAE
Vitamin D: Highly relevant in the UAE due to limited sun exposure; supports bone health, immunity and mood.
Vitamin B12: Important for nerve health and energy production, especially for vegetarians, vegans and individuals with absorption issues.
Iron: Useful only when deficiency or anaemia is confirmed; helps reduce fatigue and support immunity.
Omega-3 (EPA/DHA): Supports heart health and reduces inflammation, especially for those who consume little fish.
Manchester City transfers:
OUTS
Pablo Zabaleta, Bacary Sagna, Gael Clichy, Willy Caballero and Jesus Navas (all released)
INS
Ederson (Benfica) £34.7m, Bernardo Silva (Monaco) £43m
ON THEIR WAY OUT?
Joe Hart, Eliaquim Mangala, Samir Nasri, Wilfried Bony, Fabian Delph, Nolito and Kelechi Iheanacho
ON THEIR WAY IN?
Dani Alves (Juventus), Alexis Sanchez (Arsenal)