The best World Cup? It is already time to revise that theory. As soon as everyone was preparing to free the doves of peace and declare this the finest yet, Brazil 2014 took a turn for the curmudgeonly. And it is all Luis Suarez’s fault.
What was all the hyperbole based on, again? So little has happened on the pitch, and so much off it, since the thrilling opening stanzas, it is difficult to recall what it was that made this one greater than the rest. A couple of Colombian congas, a shock thrashing of the deposed champions Spain and some beautiful people in the stands?
There has to be more to it than that. Has there been a genuine classic yet? One which we will all remember for the rest of our days? One that will get revisited as often as Brazil v Italy in 1970, or Brazil v France in 1982, or Argentina v England in 1986?
Not yet, at least. There are still chapters to be written, of course, but this story has certainly hit a lull.
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As soon as the group stages finished, it suddenly became Italy 1990, and not in a good way.
After an admittedly compelling encounter between Brazil and Colombia, there were just two goals spread across the three tepid matches which followed at the quarter-final stage.
Even Brazil 2014 could not escape the truism that the further major tournaments in the modern era progress, the more asphyxiated the play becomes.
It says much about the fact that destroying rather than creating is the way of knockout-stage football that Marc Wilmots, the Belgium manager, took issue with the amount of fouls Lionel Messi made. The world’s best player, reverting to anti-football. Bleak.
The poster boy of the tournament, Neymar, suffered serious injury thanks to a player who seemed intent on malevolent means. And Juan Zuniga’s Colombia team were not even the main offenders in the primal encounter with Neymar’s Brazil.
History will judge the merits only when this World Cup concludes, but it already has a decent claim to being the most anarchic. The headline act, naturally, being the cannibal Suarez.
Three sides from west Africa were more concerned with the bonuses they had yet to receive than how they performed on the field. It is not clear which is more unseemly, anyway, their greed off the field or their mutinies on it.
Fiscal gains should not be the concern at a tournament like this, and at least Algeria and Greece had the right idea. The north African side gave their bonuses to more deserving causes in Gaza, while the Greeks put theirs toward better practise facilities back at home. Good on them.
Arjen Robben admitted to diving. Yet, rather than suffering a punishment appropriate for cheating, he has carried on regardless, continuing to be indulged by referees as we all excuse it. Rafael Marquez was the dopey one making the tackle, was he not?
The pervading contrariness has given birth to a ream of ludicrous excuses, too. Russia were knocked out because their goalkeeper was zapped by a laser beam, according to their coach, Fabio Capello.
Suarez's own mea culpa was the champion, of course: "I tripped and accidentally landed teeth-first into his skin." Classic.
The case of the Uruguayan forward says much about the morality of modern football. The first time he bit someone in a professional game, he earned a lucrative move to the English Premier League.
Now, in a World Cup which was going so well until he sullied it by going Neanderthal, he has already secured a dream move to Barcelona.
While he was off cashing in, the standard of play in the main event has been diminishing. Bah, humbug.
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Date of Birth: April 25, 1993
Place of Birth: Dubai, UAE
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School: Al Sufouh in Jumeirah, Dubai
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Job Title: Pilot, First Officer
Number of hours flying in a Boeing 777: 1,200
Number of flights: Approximately 300
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Nicest destination: Milan, New Zealand, Seattle for shopping
Least nice destination: Kabul, but someone has to do it. It’s not scary but at least you can tick the box that you’ve been
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December 5 - 23: Shooting competition, Al Dhafra Shooting Club
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December 11 - 20: Dates competition, from 4pm
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December 13: Falcon beauty competition
December 14 and 20: Saluki races
December 15: Arabian horse races, from 4pm
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
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Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
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Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
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Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
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Date started: March 2023
Founder: Jacqueline Perrottet
Based: Dubai
Number of staff: 10
Investment stage: Pre-seed
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# of staff: 13
Investment: $745,000
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