Crouch and Spurs, a perfect match


Steve Luckings
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Having signed for Tottenham as an awkward-looking, bony-armed beanpole in July 1998, Peter Crouch never managed to turn up on the radar of then manager George Graham and was sold to QPR two years later for a mere £60,000 (Dh363,279) having never played a game. Nine years later, almost to the day, he was driving back to the English capital from Portsmouth with a £9million price tag on his head, 34 England caps and a chance to prove the club were wrong to break his heart all those years ago.

On Tuesday, the England striker completed the full cycle in a nomadic career that has seen him experience the lows of relegation with Southampton in 2005 to the highs of a Champions League final appearance for Liverpool in 2007 by rejoining the club who ruthlessly axed him as a teenager. It sees Crouch reunite with the north London side and manager Harry Redknapp, under whom he played with at Southampton and, more recently, Portsmouth, for a third time.

Crouch looks certain to spearhead a three-pronged attack with fellow returning prodigal sons Robbie Keane and Jermain Defoe - although unlike Crouch's return, Spurs collected a significant profit upon welcoming back the diminutive duo in January. And when you sit down and examine them closely, Crouch and Spurs are a partnership made for each other. Crouch, like Spurs, is ridiculed and revered in equal measure.

His ungainly physique and giant frame, often belie the tools of a man with an astute touch, a cerebral awareness to bring others into the game and a fondness for hearing the ball pound the back of the net. Spurs, the butt of jokes for every club outside the top four of Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and Manchester United for spurious claims before the start of every season that they will challenge that monopoly, finished last season with their reputation restored thanks to the leadership of manager Redknapp.

Just two points from the first eight league games before Redknapp took the reins, the club finished a credible eighth in the Premier League with the board promising the manager a sizeable war chest to establish the club among the best in England's top flight. And it seems Redknapp sees the best way to do that is to welcome back some old boys to give them a second shot at restoring pride to the cockerel perched on top of White Hart Lane.

Redknapp has always favoured a "little and large" combination up top, a marriage that has served him well at former clubs West Ham (John Hartson and Paul Kitson), Southampton (James Beattie and Kevin Phillips) and Portsmouth (Crouch and Defoe). But Keane, who was made captain last term due to Ledley King's uncertainty of a starting position because of a chronic knee complaint, is unlikely to play second fiddle to Defoe - the scorer of the only goal against West Ham in the Barclays Asia Trophy in Beijing yesterday - while the latter is also likely to see his name in the starting XI significantly more than his first spell at the club, with both occupying roles in support of their new gargantuan frontman.

The club's Latin motto is Audere est Facere (To Dare Is to Do). Crouch's signing promises at least to give Spurs fans hope for the new campaign that they have a side steeped in the club's traditional values of entertaining, attacking football. But don't expect too many to pipe up about this year being "the year" Spurs break the top four's stranglehold, they've walked into that minefield too many times before.

sluckings@thentional.ae

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hall of shame

SUNDERLAND 2002-03

No one has ended a Premier League season quite like Sunderland. They lost each of their final 15 games, taking no points after January. They ended up with 19 in total, sacking managers Peter Reid and Howard Wilkinson and losing 3-1 to Charlton when they scored three own goals in eight minutes.

SUNDERLAND 2005-06

Until Derby came along, Sunderland’s total of 15 points was the Premier League’s record low. They made it until May and their final home game before winning at the Stadium of Light while they lost a joint record 29 of their 38 league games.

HUDDERSFIELD 2018-19

Joined Derby as the only team to be relegated in March. No striker scored until January, while only two players got more assists than goalkeeper Jonas Lossl. The mid-season appointment Jan Siewert was to end his time as Huddersfield manager with a 5.3 per cent win rate.

ASTON VILLA 2015-16

Perhaps the most inexplicably bad season, considering they signed Idrissa Gueye and Adama Traore and still only got 17 points. Villa won their first league game, but none of the next 19. They ended an abominable campaign by taking one point from the last 39 available.

FULHAM 2018-19

Terrible in different ways. Fulham’s total of 26 points is not among the lowest ever but they contrived to get relegated after spending over £100 million (Dh457m) in the transfer market. Much of it went on defenders but they only kept two clean sheets in their first 33 games.

LA LIGA: Sporting Gijon, 13 points in 1997-98.

BUNDESLIGA: Tasmania Berlin, 10 points in 1965-66

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Fuel economy, combined: 10.9L / 100km

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Houthis: Iran-backed rebels who occupy Sanaa and run unrecognised government

Yemeni government: Exiled government in Aden led by eight-member Presidential Leadership Council

Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south

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Founder: Ayman Alashkar

Started: Established in 2020

Based: Dubai International Financial Centre, Dubai

Sector: PropTech

Initial investment: Self-funded by founder

Funding stage: Seed funding, in talks with angel investors

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  • Cecelia Crocker was on board Northwest Airlines Flight 255 in 1987 when it crashed in Detroit, killing 154 people, including her parents and brother. The plane had hit a light pole on take off
  • George Lamson Jr, from Minnesota, was on a Galaxy Airlines flight that crashed in Reno in 1985, killing 68 people. His entire seat was launched out of the plane
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Liverpool 5

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Huddersfield 0

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  • Three bike sessions (200km)
  • Four run sessions (45km)
  • Two strength and conditioning session (two hours)
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