There have probably been less likely World Cup-winning captains in sport than Paul Collingwood - but not many.
In the space of 11 months, he has gone from the man who oversaw the biggest upset in English cricket history, when they lost at Lord's to the part-timers from Holland, to the man who masterminded England's first every trophy at world level.
Quite how the transformation came about is unclear. After their home World Twenty20 last summer, when England flounced out with the typical whimper, Collingwood had lost the confidence of his players - and that included himself.
He has always been an unwilling captain, yet the armband has kept finding its way into his kitbag. He had intimated that he did not want to do it as far back as the first World T20, in South Africa in 2007.
The Durham all-rounder was happy to relinquish the responsibility in 2008, when it meant Kevin Pietersen could unify the role across both the Test and limited-overs game.
When the Pietersen reign quickly soured, Collingwood was convinced to fill in again, despite his own reservations. Yet it has still always felt as though he is in caretaker charge.
So what brought about the turn around in fortune in the West Indies? Why did he triumph where noted captaincy titans such as Mike Brearley in 1979, Mike Gatting in 1987 and Graham Gooch in 1992 failed, and lead England to a world title?
Importantly, Collingwood had a team laced with self-starters at his disposal. Four of the most influential game-changers in this England side are overseas-born players.
As such, each of the three South Africans, Craig Kieswetter, Michael Lumb and Pietersen will always feel they have a point to prove while they play for their adopted nation.
They all succeeded richly in the West Indies, as did Eoin Morgan, the nerveless Irishman who has established himself as England's safety cog at No 5.
Even Michael Yardy, the left-arm, left-field, selection bolter, took care of himself. Yardy was not even considering an England recall when he arrived in Dubai here for the Emirates Airline T20 earlier this year. Three months later, he is a world champion.
As Andy Flower, the team director, puts it, Yardy is an "internal leader".
Past that, Collingwood was allowed to keep to a game-plan which worked. So rigid was England's method, Plan B was only invoked for the first time in the tournament halfway through the final, when the Hussey brothers, Michael and David, looked to be wrestling back initiative for Australia.
Even that turned to gold: Luke Wright, whose bowling represented said Plan B, applying the breaks in his solitary over of the competition.
When Collingwood said he hopes this is the first of two World Cup wins, the Sunderland fan was talking about England's footballing colleagues in South Africa this summer.
Yet he may get his own chance to double up, as he could well still be in charge the next time the World T20 comes around. After so long spent trying to get rid of the armband, it looks like it is finally starting to fit.
pradley@thenational.ae
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Three-day coronation
Royal purification
The entire coronation ceremony extends over three days from May 4-6, but Saturday is the one to watch. At the time of 10:09am the royal purification ceremony begins. Wearing a white robe, the king will enter a pavilion at the Grand Palace, where he will be doused in sacred water from five rivers and four ponds in Thailand. In the distant past water was collected from specific rivers in India, reflecting the influential blend of Hindu and Buddhist cosmology on the coronation. Hindu Brahmins and the country's most senior Buddhist monks will be present. Coronation practices can be traced back thousands of years to ancient India.
The crown
Not long after royal purification rites, the king proceeds to the Baisal Daksin Throne Hall where he receives sacred water from eight directions. Symbolically that means he has received legitimacy from all directions of the kingdom. He ascends the Bhadrapitha Throne, where in regal robes he sits under a Nine-Tiered Umbrella of State. Brahmins will hand the monarch the royal regalia, including a wooden sceptre inlaid with gold, a precious stone-encrusted sword believed to have been found in a lake in northern Cambodia, slippers, and a whisk made from yak's hair.
The Great Crown of Victory is the centrepiece. Tiered, gold and weighing 7.3 kilograms, it has a diamond from India at the top. Vajiralongkorn will personally place the crown on his own head and then issues his first royal command.
The audience
On Saturday afternoon, the newly-crowned king is set to grant a "grand audience" to members of the royal family, the privy council, the cabinet and senior officials. Two hours later the king will visit the Temple of the Emerald Buddha, the most sacred space in Thailand, which on normal days is thronged with tourists. He then symbolically moves into the Royal Residence.
The procession
The main element of Sunday's ceremonies, streets across Bangkok's historic heart have been blocked off in preparation for this moment. The king will sit on a royal palanquin carried by soldiers dressed in colourful traditional garb. A 21-gun salute will start the procession. Some 200,000 people are expected to line the seven-kilometre route around the city.
Meet the people
On the last day of the ceremony Rama X will appear on the balcony of Suddhaisavarya Prasad Hall in the Grand Palace at 4:30pm "to receive the good wishes of the people". An hour later, diplomats will be given an audience at the Grand Palace. This is the only time during the ceremony that representatives of foreign governments will greet the king.
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Coffee: black death or elixir of life?
It is among the greatest health debates of our time; splashed across newspapers with contradicting headlines - is coffee good for you or not?
Depending on what you read, it is either a cancer-causing, sleep-depriving, stomach ulcer-inducing black death or the secret to long life, cutting the chance of stroke, diabetes and cancer.
The latest research - a study of 8,412 people across the UK who each underwent an MRI heart scan - is intended to put to bed (caffeine allowing) conflicting reports of the pros and cons of consumption.
The study, funded by the British Heart Foundation, contradicted previous findings that it stiffens arteries, putting pressure on the heart and increasing the likelihood of a heart attack or stroke, leading to warnings to cut down.
Numerous studies have recognised the benefits of coffee in cutting oral and esophageal cancer, the risk of a stroke and cirrhosis of the liver.
The benefits are often linked to biologically active compounds including caffeine, flavonoids, lignans, and other polyphenols, which benefit the body. These and othetr coffee compounds regulate genes involved in DNA repair, have anti-inflammatory properties and are associated with lower risk of insulin resistance, which is linked to type-2 diabetes.
But as doctors warn, too much of anything is inadvisable. The British Heart Foundation found the heaviest coffee drinkers in the study were most likely to be men who smoked and drank alcohol regularly.
Excessive amounts of coffee also unsettle the stomach causing or contributing to stomach ulcers. It also stains the teeth over time, hampers absorption of minerals and vitamins like zinc and iron.
It also raises blood pressure, which is largely problematic for people with existing conditions.
So the heaviest drinkers of the black stuff - some in the study had up to 25 cups per day - may want to rein it in.
Rory Reynolds
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The major Hashd factions linked to Iran:
Badr Organisation: Seen as the most militarily capable faction in the Hashd. Iraqi Shiite exiles opposed to Saddam Hussein set up the group in Tehran in the early 1980s as the Badr Corps under the supervision of the Iran Revolutionary Guards Corps (IRGC). The militia exalts Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei but intermittently cooperated with the US military.
Saraya Al Salam (Peace Brigade): Comprised of former members of the officially defunct Mahdi Army, a militia that was commanded by Iraqi cleric Moqtada Al Sadr and fought US and Iraqi government and other forces between 2004 and 2008. As part of a political overhaul aimed as casting Mr Al Sadr as a more nationalist and less sectarian figure, the cleric formed Saraya Al Salam in 2014. The group’s relations with Iran has been volatile.
Kataeb Hezbollah: The group, which is fighting on behalf of the Bashar Al Assad government in Syria, traces its origins to attacks on US forces in Iraq in 2004 and adopts a tough stance against Washington, calling the United States “the enemy of humanity”.
Asaeb Ahl Al Haq: An offshoot of the Mahdi Army active in Syria. Asaeb Ahl Al Haq’s leader Qais al Khazali was a student of Mr Al Moqtada’s late father Mohammed Sadeq Al Sadr, a prominent Shiite cleric who was killed during Saddam Hussein’s rule.
Harakat Hezbollah Al Nujaba: Formed in 2013 to fight alongside Mr Al Assad’s loyalists in Syria before joining the Hashd. The group is seen as among the most ideological and sectarian-driven Hashd militias in Syria and is the major recruiter of foreign fighters to Syria.
Saraya Al Khorasani: The ICRG formed Saraya Al Khorasani in the mid-1990s and the group is seen as the most ideologically attached to Iran among Tehran’s satellites in Iraq.
(Source: The Wilson Centre, the International Centre for the Study of Radicalisation)