So Roman Abramovich, are you enjoying this? The goals and drama you demanded from Chelsea fixtures are coming in abundance. Prioritising attack over defence? Done as requested. The recovery of the title? Sorry, that is not going to be part of this season's package.
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Still revelling in a hat-trick that brought Arsenal within three points of London's strongest team, Robin van Persie described Stamford Bridge as "probably top three or four in the world of hardest grounds".
So invigorating was this win for Arsenal you could excuse their captain the error, but he should have been using the past tense. Chelsea no longer know how to defend.
Twice ahead, 2-1 up at the interval, the home side contrived to concede four times in a debilitating secondbhalf, losing 5-3 to their London rivals.
There could be none of the recent excuses about red-card enforced shortage of bodies, Chelsea had simple been turned over by their inability to control opponents whose own strengths were all on the front foot.
On an afternoon Frank Lampard opened the scoring with his club's 6,000th league goal every other landmark was horrific.
Never before had Chelsea conceded five Premier League goals at home. Not since 1934 has Arsenal come to Stamford Bridge and scored so many.
A ninth consecutive fixture without a clean sheet represented their worst sequence in England's top tier since Claudio Ranieri's last season as manager.
A year later, Jose Mourinho changed all that, galloping his new charges to the title with a still unequalled low of 15 Premier League goals conceded. Less than a third of the way into Andre Villas-Boas's first season as Chelsea manager, his team have already lost the same number.
Errors abounded here. Ashley Cole was outplayed by Theo Walcott as chance after chance emerged from Chelsea's left flank.
Jose Bosingwa was caught horribly out of position for Andre Santos's second-half equaliser. Branislav Ivanovic lost his bearings for Van Persie's first goal. But at the centre of the carnage lay John Terry. Quite literally.
A week in which England wondered if its national team's captain multiple character flaws included outright racism seemed set for pugnacious conclusion when Terry exploited Per Mertesacker's loose marking to make it 2-1. Emboldened by Chelsea's overzealous tactics, however, Arsenal brought the darkness back.
As per the owner's wishes, Villas-Boas had his team push forward, seeking to exploit Arsenal's obvious defensive frailties and inflict an emphatic defeat.
His method of controlling the visitors' passing and pace was to play a high defensive line, compressing the space for Arsenal's midfield.
The problem was the personnel. Never blessed with great acceleration, Terry's body has been stripped of speed and agility by injury and painkilling injections. Ask the centre-back to break the compensatory habit of dropping deep towards his goalkeeper and problems invariably emerge.
Relaxed by Walcott's slip to the ground, Terry stood static as he and Ivanovic were bisected for Arsenal's third. He was left pursuing slipstream as the visitors' sprinted up field for the fifth. And in between those came a horror show.
Yes, Florent Malouda's reverse pass was dangerously heavy, but a quicker, more nimble defender would still have got to it ahead of Van Persie.
Terry simply slipped to the Stamford Bridge turf he had been unsuccessfully urging Chelsea supporters to sell to Abramovich and watched the striker sprint away.
With it Arsenal secured their first travelling victory of this Premier League campaign.
"We achieved the target of winning a big game away from home and did it with style and class," said Arsene Wenger, the Gunners manager, on a day when his opposite number was the one forced into ideological excuses.
"The philosophy is a personal value and a club value," said Villas-Boas.
"You should never sell it cheaply. It is something that makes us all proud and we will stick to this philosophy throughout this league."
Best ask Abramovich for a new centre back then.
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Keep it fun and engaging
Stuart Ritchie, director of wealth advice at AES International, says children cannot learn something overnight, so it helps to have a fun routine that keeps them engaged and interested.
“I explain to my daughter that the money I draw from an ATM or the money on my bank card doesn’t just magically appear – it’s money I have earned from my job. I show her how this works by giving her little chores around the house so she can earn pocket money,” says Mr Ritchie.
His daughter is allowed to spend half of her pocket money, while the other half goes into a bank account. When this money hits a certain milestone, Mr Ritchie rewards his daughter with a small lump sum.
He also recommends books that teach the importance of money management for children, such as The Squirrel Manifesto by Ric Edelman and Jean Edelman.
The specs
Engine: 3.9-litre twin-turbo V8
Power: 620hp from 5,750-7,500rpm
Torque: 760Nm from 3,000-5,750rpm
Transmission: Eight-speed dual-clutch auto
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh1.05 million ($286,000)
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Results
5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh 80,000 (Turf) 1,400m. Winner: Al Ajeeb W’Rsan, Pat Dobbs (jockey), Jaci Wickham (trainer).
5.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh 80,000 (T) 1,400m racing. Winner: Mujeeb, Fabrice Veron, Eric Lemartinel.
6pm: Handicap (PA) Dh 90,000 (T) 2,200m. Winner: Onward, Connor Beasley, Abdallah Al Hammadi.
6.30pm: Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan Jewel Crown Prep Rated Conditions (PA) Dh 125,000 (T) 2,200m. Winner: Somoud, Richard Mullen, Jean de Roualle.
7pm: Wathba Stallions Cup Handicap (PA) Dh 70,000 (T) 1,600m. Winner: AF Arrab, Tadhg O’Shea, Ernst Oertel.
7.30pm: Handicap (TB) Dh 90,000 (T) 1,400m. Winner: Irish Freedom, Richard Mullen, Satish Seemar.
THE CLOWN OF GAZA
Director: Abdulrahman Sabbah
Starring: Alaa Meqdad
Rating: 4/5
The specs: 2017 Porsche 718 Cayman
Price, base / as tested Dh222,500 / Dh296,870
Engine 2.0L, flat four-cylinder
Transmission Seven-speed PDK
Power 300hp @ 6,500rpm
Torque 380hp @ 1,950rpm
Fuel economy, combined 6.9L / 100km
Trump v Khan
2016: Feud begins after Khan criticised Trump’s proposed Muslim travel ban to US
2017: Trump criticises Khan’s ‘no reason to be alarmed’ response to London Bridge terror attacks
2019: Trump calls Khan a “stone cold loser” before first state visit
2019: Trump tweets about “Khan’s Londonistan”, calling him “a national disgrace”
2022: Khan’s office attributes rise in Islamophobic abuse against the major to hostility stoked during Trump’s presidency
July 2025 During a golfing trip to Scotland, Trump calls Khan “a nasty person”
Sept 2025 Trump blames Khan for London’s “stabbings and the dirt and the filth”.
Dec 2025 Trump suggests migrants got Khan elected, calls him a “horrible, vicious, disgusting mayor”
Previous men's records
- 2:01:39: Eliud Kipchoge (KEN) on 16/9/19 in Berlin
- 2:02:57: Dennis Kimetto (KEN) on 28/09/2014 in Berlin
- 2:03:23: Wilson Kipsang (KEN) on 29/09/2013 in Berlin
- 2:03:38: Patrick Makau (KEN) on 25/09/2011 in Berlin
- 2:03:59: Haile Gebreselassie (ETH) on 28/09/2008 in Berlin
- 2:04:26: Haile Gebreselassie (ETH) on 30/09/2007 in Berlin
- 2:04:55: Paul Tergat (KEN) on 28/09/2003 in Berlin
- 2:05:38: Khalid Khannouchi (USA) 14/04/2002 in London
- 2:05:42: Khalid Khannouchi (USA) 24/10/1999 in Chicago
- 2:06:05: Ronaldo da Costa (BRA) 20/09/1998 in Berlin
RESULTS
5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 2,200m
Winner: Arjan, Fabrice Veron (jockey), Eric Lemartinel (trainer).
5.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,400m
Winner: Jap Nazaa, Royston Ffrench, Irfan Ellahi.
6pm: Al Ruwais Group 3 (PA) Dh300,000 1,200m
Winner: RB Lam Tara, Fabrice Veron, Eric Lemartinal.
6.30pm: Shadwell Gold Cup Prestige Dh125,000 1,600m
Winner: AF Sanad, Bernardo Pinheiro, Khalifa Al Neyadi.
7pm: Shadwell Farm Stallions Handicap (PA) Dh70,000 1,600m
Winner: Jawal Al Reef, Patrick Cosgrave, Abdallah Al Hammadi.
7.30pm: Maiden (TB) Dh80,000 1,600m
Winner: Dubai Canal, Harry Bentley, Satish Seemar.
Who was Alfred Nobel?
The Nobel Prize was created by wealthy Swedish chemist and entrepreneur Alfred Nobel.
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- Nobel died in 1896 but it took until 1901, following a legal battle over his will, before the first prizes were awarded.
The specs: 2018 Nissan 370Z Nismo
The specs: 2018 Nissan 370Z Nismo
Price, base / as tested: Dh182,178
Engine: 3.7-litre V6
Power: 350hp @ 7,400rpm
Torque: 374Nm @ 5,200rpm
Transmission: Seven-speed automatic
Fuel consumption, combined: 10.5L / 100km
Countries recognising Palestine
France, UK, Canada, Australia, Portugal, Belgium, Malta, Luxembourg, San Marino and Andorra
England squads for Test and T20 series against New Zealand
Test squad: Joe Root (capt), Jofra Archer, Stuart Broad, Rory Burns, Jos Buttler, Zak Crawley, Sam Curran, Joe Denly, Jack Leach, Saqib Mahmood, Matthew Parkinson, Ollie Pope, Dominic Sibley, Ben Stokes, Chris Woakes
T20 squad: Eoin Morgan (capt), Jonny Bairstow, Tom Banton, Sam Billings, Pat Brown, Sam Curran, Tom Curran, Joe Denly, Lewis Gregory, Chris Jordan, Saqib Mahmood, Dawid Malan, Matt Parkinson, Adil Rashid, James Vince
Sholto Byrnes on Myanmar politics
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Publisher: Konami
Platforms: PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S, PC
Rating: 4.5/5
The five pillars of Islam
Nayanthara: Beyond The Fairy Tale
Starring: Nayanthara, Vignesh Shivan, Radhika Sarathkumar, Nagarjuna Akkineni
Director: Amith Krishnan
Rating: 3.5/5
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League semi-final, first leg
Barcelona v Liverpool, Wednesday, 11pm (UAE).
Second leg
Liverpool v Barcelona, Tuesday, May 7, 11pm
Games on BeIN Sports
Jetour T1 specs
Engine: 2-litre turbocharged
Power: 254hp
Torque: 390Nm
Price: From Dh126,000
Available: Now
MATCH INFO
Europa League semi-final, second leg
Atletico Madrid (1) v Arsenal (1)
Where: Wanda Metropolitano
When: Thursday, kick-off 10.45pm
Live: On BeIN Sports HD