Could Anelka care less about the 18-match international ban meted out to him by the French Football Federation last week?
Clearly not, judging by the striker's rampant display in Chelsea's 6-0 thrashing of Wigan Athletic at the DW Stadium on Saturday.
His preparation had not exactly been disrupted by the furore back home in France in the lead up to the game.
Anelka had not bothered to return to Paris for the disciplinary hearing into his part in France's World Cup farce where he was banished from Raymond Domenech's squad after a blazing half-time row with the coach during the group stage defeat to Mexico.
When told about his suspension, he was quoted as saying: "These people are clowns, I am dying with laughter."
He was soon to have reasons to smile on the field, too, as Wigan's hologram defence offered him the chance to net twice for Carlo Ancelotti's side.
Football fans everywhere are grateful for the fact that the vivid tangerine of Blackpool's playing colours is nowhere near the most colourful thing about them.
Any interview with Holloway, their wacky manager, usually ranks among the most anticipated features of a match-day.
Much hilarity often ensues, for example when he starts comparing defeats to his do-it-yourself chicken coop, but the West Countryman does a good line in magnanimity as well as humour.
"I thought some of their football was scintillating, if I can use that word?" he enthused, in the aftermath of his side's 6-0 trouncing by Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium on Saturday.
"Let's get on with it. We'll go back to work and try and emulate what they are doing because it is beautiful to watch." Football could do with a few more like "Olly".
The adage goes that luck evens itself out across the course of a football season. If so, then Tottenham Hotspur cashed in all the credits they had earned seven days earlier against Manchester City as they beat Stoke City at the Britannia Stadium on Saturday.
Bale was the tormentor-in-chief against the Manchester side, but ended up empty-handed thanks largely to the efforts of the outstanding Joe Hart in the City goal. This time, he scored one in off his nose, and later ended up on the winning team despite Stoke believing they had scored a late equaliser through Kevin Walters, which Chris Foy, the referee, deemed not to have crossed the line.
If his first goal was ridiculous, Bale's second was sublime. Aaron Lennon supplied the cross which Bale sweetly volleyed from the edge of the box, arrowing just inside the apex of post and crossbar.
Bale was once sent off at the Britannia Stadium in his rather less glorious early days with Spurs. Scoring the winner this time will have gone a long way to erasing that dark memory.
Roberto Di Matteo, the West Bromwich Albion manager, was in desperate need of something positive to cling to after his side's chastening 6-0 loss at Chelsea on the opening day of the season. He came up with Peter Odemwingie.
As heroes go, West Brom's new Uzbekistan-born Nigerian striker - with Russian citizenship - was definitely straight out of the "But who is he exactly, though?" category.
Freshly imported from Lokomotiv Moscow, and with the ink still drying on his visa papers, Odemwingie announced himself as the new Baggies idol by striking the winner against Sunderland.
As West Brom's players wheeled away in jubilation, they looked all set to launch into a specially-choreographed goal celebration routine. In fact, most of them were just trying to introduce themselves to their new colleague.
Wigan are quite a conundrum. Last season, the Latics managed to get thrashed 9-1 by Spurs at White Hart Lane, but later in the campaign overturn a 2-0 deficit to beat Arsenal at home.
As such, their opening couple of fixtures in the new campaign were perhaps not as easy to pick as the form guide would otherwise have us believe.
While the 6-0 demolition by Chelsea was to be expected, the 4-0 opening day loss to the modestly-resourced Blackpool - a side playing in the Premier League for the first time after their promotion from the Championship - was a real low.
If any manager is on borrowed time, it is Roberto Martinez. "I can't waste time or energy worrying about [getting the sack]," he was quoted as saying after his side's latest capitulation.
Affability will only take you so far in Premier League management, and Martinez's bosses will know that nice guys often finish last.
pradley@thenational.ae
Her most famous song
Aghadan Alqak (Would I Ever Find You Again)?
Would I ever find you again
You, the heaven of my love, my yearning and madness;
You, the kiss to my soul, my cheer and
sadness?
Would your lights ever break the night of my eyes again?
Would I ever find you again?
This world is volume and you're the notion,
This world is night and you're the lifetime,
This world is eyes and you're the vision,
This world is sky and you're the moon time,
Have mercy on the heart that belongs to you.
Lyrics: Al Hadi Adam; Composer: Mohammed Abdel Wahab
The Outsider
Stephen King, Penguin
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
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COMPANY PROFILE
Company name: Letstango.com
Started: June 2013
Founder: Alex Tchablakian
Based: Dubai
Industry: e-commerce
Initial investment: Dh10 million
Investors: Self-funded
Total customers: 300,000 unique customers every month
Our legal columnist
Name: Yousef Al Bahar
Advocate at Al Bahar & Associate Advocates and Legal Consultants, established in 1994
Education: Mr Al Bahar was born in 1979 and graduated in 2008 from the Judicial Institute. He took after his father, who was one of the first Emirati lawyers
Calls
Directed by: Fede Alvarez
Starring: Pedro Pascal, Karen Gillian, Aaron Taylor-Johnson
4/5
The specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4-cylturbo
Transmission: seven-speed DSG automatic
Power: 242bhp
Torque: 370Nm
Price: Dh136,814
Other must-tries
Tomato and walnut salad
A lesson in simple, seasonal eating. Wedges of tomato, chunks of cucumber, thinly sliced red onion, coriander or parsley leaves, and perhaps some fresh dill are drizzled with a crushed walnut and garlic dressing. Do consider yourself warned: if you eat this salad in Georgia during the summer months, the tomatoes will be so ripe and flavourful that every tomato you eat from that day forth will taste lacklustre in comparison.
Badrijani nigvzit
A delicious vegetarian snack or starter. It consists of thinly sliced, fried then cooled aubergine smothered with a thick and creamy walnut sauce and folded or rolled. Take note, even though it seems like you should be able to pick these morsels up with your hands, they’re not as durable as they look. A knife and fork is the way to go.
Pkhali
This healthy little dish (a nice antidote to the khachapuri) is usually made with steamed then chopped cabbage, spinach, beetroot or green beans, combined with walnuts, garlic and herbs to make a vegetable pâté or paste. The mix is then often formed into rounds, chilled in the fridge and topped with pomegranate seeds before being served.
The specs
Engine: 5.2-litre V10
Power: 640hp at 8,000rpm
Torque: 565Nm at 6,500rpm
Transmission: 7-speed dual-clutch auto
Price: From Dh1 million
On sale: Q3 or Q4 2022
A State of Passion
Directors: Carol Mansour and Muna Khalidi
Stars: Dr Ghassan Abu-Sittah
Rating: 4/5
Indian construction workers stranded in Ajman with unpaid dues
10 tips for entry-level job seekers
- Have an up-to-date, professional LinkedIn profile. If you don’t have a LinkedIn account, set one up today. Avoid poor-quality profile pictures with distracting backgrounds. Include a professional summary and begin to grow your network.
- Keep track of the job trends in your sector through the news. Apply for job alerts at your dream organisations and the types of jobs you want – LinkedIn uses AI to share similar relevant jobs based on your selections.
- Double check that you’ve highlighted relevant skills on your resume and LinkedIn profile.
- For most entry-level jobs, your resume will first be filtered by an applicant tracking system for keywords. Look closely at the description of the job you are applying for and mirror the language as much as possible (while being honest and accurate about your skills and experience).
- Keep your CV professional and in a simple format – make sure you tailor your cover letter and application to the company and role.
- Go online and look for details on job specifications for your target position. Make a list of skills required and set yourself some learning goals to tick off all the necessary skills one by one.
- Don’t be afraid to reach outside your immediate friends and family to other acquaintances and let them know you are looking for new opportunities.
- Make sure you’ve set your LinkedIn profile to signal that you are “open to opportunities”. Also be sure to use LinkedIn to search for people who are still actively hiring by searching for those that have the headline “I’m hiring” or “We’re hiring” in their profile.
- Prepare for online interviews using mock interview tools. Even before landing interviews, it can be useful to start practising.
- Be professional and patient. Always be professional with whoever you are interacting with throughout your search process, this will be remembered. You need to be patient, dedicated and not give up on your search. Candidates need to make sure they are following up appropriately for roles they have applied.
Arda Atalay, head of Mena private sector at LinkedIn Talent Solutions, Rudy Bier, managing partner of Kinetic Business Solutions and Ben Kinerman Daltrey, co-founder of KinFitz
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Under 19 Cricket World Cup, Asia Qualifier
Fixtures
Friday, April 12, Malaysia v UAE
Saturday, April 13, UAE v Nepal
Monday, April 15, UAE v Kuwait
Tuesday, April 16, UAE v Singapore
Thursday, April 18, UAE v Oman
UAE squad
Aryan Lakra (captain), Aaron Benjamin, Akasha Mohammed, Alishan Sharafu, Anand Kumar, Ansh Tandon, Ashwanth Valthapa, Karthik Meiyappan, Mohammed Faraazuddin, Rishab Mukherjee, Niel Lobo, Osama Hassan, Vritya Aravind, Wasi Shah
MATCH INFO
Liverpool 2 (Van Dijk 18', 24')
Brighton 1 (Dunk 79')
Red card: Alisson (Liverpool)
RedCrow Intelligence Company Profile
Started: 2016
Founders: Hussein Nasser Eddin, Laila Akel, Tayeb Akel
Based: Ramallah, Palestine
Sector: Technology, Security
# of staff: 13
Investment: $745,000
Investors: Palestine’s Ibtikar Fund, Abu Dhabi’s Gothams and angel investors
How green is the expo nursery?
Some 400,000 shrubs and 13,000 trees in the on-site nursery
An additional 450,000 shrubs and 4,000 trees to be delivered in the months leading up to the expo
Ghaf, date palm, acacia arabica, acacia tortilis, vitex or sage, techoma and the salvadora are just some heat tolerant native plants in the nursery
Approximately 340 species of shrubs and trees selected for diverse landscape
The nursery team works exclusively with organic fertilisers and pesticides
All shrubs and trees supplied by Dubai Municipality
Most sourced from farms, nurseries across the country
Plants and trees are re-potted when they arrive at nursery to give them room to grow
Some mature trees are in open areas or planted within the expo site
Green waste is recycled as compost
Treated sewage effluent supplied by Dubai Municipality is used to meet the majority of the nursery’s irrigation needs
Construction workforce peaked at 40,000 workers
About 65,000 people have signed up to volunteer
Main themes of expo is ‘Connecting Minds, Creating the Future’ and three subthemes of opportunity, mobility and sustainability.
Expo 2020 Dubai to open in October 2020 and run for six months
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UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
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Pari
Produced by: Clean Slate Films (Anushka Sharma, Karnesh Sharma) & KriArj Entertainment
Director: Prosit Roy
Starring: Anushka Sharma, Parambrata Chattopadhyay, Ritabhari Chakraborty, Rajat Kapoor, Mansi Multani
Three stars
UAE rugby in numbers
5 - Year sponsorship deal between Hesco and Jebel Ali Dragons
700 - Dubai Hurricanes had more than 700 playing members last season between their mini and youth, men's and women's teams
Dh600,000 - Dubai Exiles' budget for pitch and court hire next season, for their rugby, netball and cricket teams
Dh1.8m - Dubai Hurricanes' overall budget for next season
Dh2.8m - Dubai Exiles’ overall budget for next season
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