MS Dhoni, Yuvraj Singh and Dale Steyn - you have been warned. "These players are hungry to show to the world what they are capable of," said Kabir Khan, the coach of Afghanistan, after his side earned a place in the World Twenty20 against the luminaries of India and South Africa in Dubai, at the weekend.
Surely, all the little men say that before they go up against the best? Perhaps. But there is a tangible sense that it means a little bit more coming from this group of players.
"Because of what is going on back at home, this is the only positive media coverage they can bring for Afghanistan," added Kabir. "They are showing that cricket can play a major role in the peace of Afghanistan."
Much like Kabir, there are no bounds to the ambitions of Taj Malik Khan, the side's assistant coach, and why should there be? He is one of a clutch of people who have been involved with the Afghan side since they first started playing international matches in 2001.
Back then, the players were mostly reliant on handouts for things as basic as kit. Emirates airline played their part, freighting out the first bulk batch of equipment from MCC free of charge, via Dubai, to Kabul.
When, a decade on, Afghan supporters staged an impromptu pitch invasion as World Twenty20 qualification was sealed, Taj was the one member of the team who stayed out there, assisting the outnumbered security staff with clearing the field.
Then he was pressed into action as an emergency voice-for-hire, translating the ICC's plea for calm into Pashtu across the Tannoy.
Unsurprisingly, Taj deemed Saturday "the greatest moment of my life", but he clearly has plans to better it.
Ireland, the conquered finalists at Dubai Sports City, are already pushing to be admitted into the 10-nation group that play Test matches. However, they cannot now claim in all certainty that they are the best of the rest, outside of cricket's current elite.
The Afghans preceded two wins over the Irish in the qualifier with a four-day win over them in the Intercontinental Cup. "It is not a fluke," said Kabir. "It is not by chance. Whatever we have achieved, we quite deserve it."
If Taj had his way, Afghanistan would be next in the queue for a Test berth. "God willing, we will have three or four grounds in the next few years, and then get full membership of the ICC," he said.
For obvious reasons, Taj's dream is fanciful at the moment. The ICC might not need to commission too many security task forces or feasibility studies to come down against the Afghan claim to Test status.
One Test nation, Afghanistan's neighbours, Pakistan, have already been forced to make alternative arrangements for staging home matches because of security. They will play Tests in England this summer, having sized up the prospect of playing in the USA, yet they still regard the UAE as their home-from-home.
Judging by the crowds that watched Afghanistan's success in Dubai, they would be advised to do the same. Even the likely crowds of 20,000-plus at this weekend's Twenty20 matches between England and Pakistan, they will be unlikely to better the atmosphere created by the 6,000 Afghans who attended the final on Saturday.
It was a point not wasted on either of the side's coaches. Kabir said: "We haven't got a home ground so far.
"ICC are supporting us, they are based here, so why not? We can play our home games here because there is a big crowd here."
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No more lice
Defining head lice
Pediculus humanus capitis are tiny wingless insects that feed on blood from the human scalp. The adult head louse is up to 3mm long, has six legs, and is tan to greyish-white in colour. The female lives up to four weeks and, once mature, can lay up to 10 eggs per day. These tiny nits firmly attach to the base of the hair shaft, get incubated by body heat and hatch in eight days or so.
Identifying lice
Lice can be identified by itching or a tickling sensation of something moving within the hair. One can confirm that a person has lice by looking closely through the hair and scalp for nits, nymphs or lice. Head lice are most frequently located behind the ears and near the neckline.
Treating lice at home
Head lice must be treated as soon as they are spotted. Start by checking everyone in the family for them, then follow these steps. Remove and wash all clothing and bedding with hot water. Apply medicine according to the label instructions. If some live lice are still found eight to 12 hours after treatment, but are moving more slowly than before, do not re-treat. Comb dead and remaining live lice out of the hair using a fine-toothed comb.
After the initial treatment, check for, comb and remove nits and lice from hair every two to three days. Soak combs and brushes in hot water for 10 minutes.Vacuum the floor and furniture, particularly where the infested person sat or lay.
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Labour dispute
The insured employee may still file an ILOE claim even if a labour dispute is ongoing post termination, but the insurer may suspend or reject payment, until the courts resolve the dispute, especially if the reason for termination is contested. The outcome of the labour court proceedings can directly affect eligibility.
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Manchester City 1 Chelsea 0
De Bruyne (70')
Man of the Match: Kevin de Bruyne (Manchester City)
Indoor cricket in a nutshell
Indoor Cricket World Cup - Sep 16-20, Insportz, Dubai
16 Indoor cricket matches are 16 overs per side
8 There are eight players per team
9 There have been nine Indoor Cricket World Cups for men. Australia have won every one.
5 Five runs are deducted from the score when a wickets falls
4 Batsmen bat in pairs, facing four overs per partnership
Scoring In indoor cricket, runs are scored by way of both physical and bonus runs. Physical runs are scored by both batsmen completing a run from one crease to the other. Bonus runs are scored when the ball hits a net in different zones, but only when at least one physical run is score.
Zones
A Front net, behind the striker and wicketkeeper: 0 runs
B Side nets, between the striker and halfway down the pitch: 1 run
C Side nets between halfway and the bowlers end: 2 runs
D Back net: 4 runs on the bounce, 6 runs on the full
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Nepotism is the name of the game
Salman Khan’s father, Salim Khan, is one of Bollywood’s most legendary screenwriters. Through his partnership with co-writer Javed Akhtar, Salim is credited with having paved the path for the Indian film industry’s blockbuster format in the 1970s. Something his son now rules the roost of. More importantly, the Salim-Javed duo also created the persona of the “angry young man” for Bollywood megastar Amitabh Bachchan in the 1970s, reflecting the angst of the average Indian. In choosing to be the ordinary man’s “hero” as opposed to a thespian in new Bollywood, Salman Khan remains tightly linked to his father’s oeuvre. Thanks dad.
The bio
Studied up to grade 12 in Vatanappally, a village in India’s southern Thrissur district
Was a middle distance state athletics champion in school
Enjoys driving to Fujairah and Ras Al Khaimah with family
His dream is to continue working as a social worker and help people
Has seven diaries in which he has jotted down notes about his work and money he earned
Keeps the diaries in his car to remember his journey in the Emirates
Fixtures
Friday Leganes v Alaves, 10.15pm; Valencia v Las Palmas, 12.15am
Saturday Celta Vigo v Real Sociedad, 8.15pm; Girona v Atletico Madrid, 10.15pm; Sevilla v Espanyol, 12.15am
Sunday Athletic Bilbao v Getafe, 8.15am; Barcelona v Real Betis, 10.15pm; Deportivo v Real Madrid, 12.15am
Monday Levante v Villarreal, 10.15pm; Malaga v Eibar, midnight
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