‘If I don’t do well on this test, then I’m not going to a good middle school and if I don’t go to a good middle school, I can’t get into a good high school, and then I won’t get into a good college, and I’m going to end up living in a box in the subway.” That was the apocalyptic vision of the 10-year-old daughter of a friend of mine, on the eve of what were (in her mind, anyway) the do-or-die “fourth grade tests” in New York City. The test results dictated where children would be allowed to apply in sixth grade, an arcane logic that makes sense only to the New York City Department of Education.
Every year, when the end of the school year comes around, with its accompanying tests and exams, I remember that little girl drawing a straight line from her standardised test performance to living in a box. Even though the school that she and my son attended tried to tell the children not to stress about the tests, the message to relax was delivered so insistently that my son said: “Should I be worried?”
NYU Abu Dhabi just graduated its third cohort of students, which means the preceding weeks were crammed with races against the clock to meet final-project deadlines. Children all over Abu Dhabi are doing their exams now, to finish before Ramadan. Testing, it seems, is in the air, and although my children would, of course, never ask this question, I hear that in other households, children are asking why they have to bother with all these tests. My children, of course, happily revise for hours and trot off, smiling, to their exams.
But maybe it’s not an unreasonable question. What use are all these tests? A class-based exam may measure the degree to which children have gained certain competencies and where they may still be struggling, but does that exam offer a full picture of student achievement?
As someone who has spent more than two decades in the classroom, I have to say that I wish exams captured the entire picture of the student because then my job would become infinitely easier: hand out a test, mark the answers, and voila, that number equals the entirety of that child’s career in the course.
Alas, we don’t learn in a straight upwards curve, we learn in dips and swerves, loops and digressions. Assessment, then, if it is to be an accurate portrait of a student, needs to see as many facets of the student as possible – and of course, that takes time (and time, as we all know, is also money).
The complexity of assessment has given rise to a multibillion dollar international testing industry – and perhaps it will not surprise you to learn that the assessment industry does not deal well with complexity.
Here’s a quiz for you: what does the standardised testing industry claim for its tests? Do the tests: (a) measure student achievement; (b) measure teacher effectiveness; (c) measure a school’s overall performance; (d) measure a headmaster’s overall effectiveness; (e) influence future school budget allocations; f) promote multibillion dollar international business; or (g) do all of the above?
If you chose the last option, you’re right. Now ask yourself: how can one test, or even a battery of tests, achieve all of these different (and sometimes competing) aims?
Complexity is difficult, a three-hour multiple-choice test is easy. Many educational experts, however, agree that student achievement on these tests demonstrates … how good (and how prepped) the student is at taking the test.
I suppose it’s not a coincidence that as testing industry has grown, so too has the test-prep industry, to the point that if I lived in Manhattan, I could probably earn as much (or more) money as a test-prep tutor than as a literature professor.
We live in a world of daunting complexity, with problems that demand imaginative, out-of-the-box thinking. Why then are we measuring our kids’ abilities using tests that teach them to fill in the box?
Deborah Lindsay Williams is a professor of literature at NYU Abu Dhabi
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Another way to earn air miles
In addition to the Emirates and Etihad programmes, there is the Air Miles Middle East card, which offers members the ability to choose any airline, has no black-out dates and no restrictions on seat availability. Air Miles is linked up to HSBC credit cards and can also be earned through retail partners such as Spinneys, Sharaf DG and The Toy Store.
An Emirates Dubai-London round-trip ticket costs 180,000 miles on the Air Miles website. But customers earn these ‘miles’ at a much faster rate than airline miles. Adidas offers two air miles per Dh1 spent. Air Miles has partnerships with websites as well, so booking.com and agoda.com offer three miles per Dh1 spent.
“If you use your HSBC credit card when shopping at our partners, you are able to earn Air Miles twice which will mean you can get that flight reward faster and for less spend,” says Paul Lacey, the managing director for Europe, Middle East and India for Aimia, which owns and operates Air Miles Middle East.
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SUNDERLAND 2002-03
No one has ended a Premier League season quite like Sunderland. They lost each of their final 15 games, taking no points after January. They ended up with 19 in total, sacking managers Peter Reid and Howard Wilkinson and losing 3-1 to Charlton when they scored three own goals in eight minutes.
SUNDERLAND 2005-06
Until Derby came along, Sunderland’s total of 15 points was the Premier League’s record low. They made it until May and their final home game before winning at the Stadium of Light while they lost a joint record 29 of their 38 league games.
HUDDERSFIELD 2018-19
Joined Derby as the only team to be relegated in March. No striker scored until January, while only two players got more assists than goalkeeper Jonas Lossl. The mid-season appointment Jan Siewert was to end his time as Huddersfield manager with a 5.3 per cent win rate.
ASTON VILLA 2015-16
Perhaps the most inexplicably bad season, considering they signed Idrissa Gueye and Adama Traore and still only got 17 points. Villa won their first league game, but none of the next 19. They ended an abominable campaign by taking one point from the last 39 available.
FULHAM 2018-19
Terrible in different ways. Fulham’s total of 26 points is not among the lowest ever but they contrived to get relegated after spending over £100 million (Dh457m) in the transfer market. Much of it went on defenders but they only kept two clean sheets in their first 33 games.
LA LIGA: Sporting Gijon, 13 points in 1997-98.
BUNDESLIGA: Tasmania Berlin, 10 points in 1965-66
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From Europe to the Middle East, economic success brings wealth - and lifestyle diseases
A rise in obesity figures and the need for more public spending is a familiar trend in the developing world as western lifestyles are adopted.
One in five deaths around the world is now caused by bad diet, with obesity the fastest growing global risk. A high body mass index is also the top cause of metabolic diseases relating to death and disability in Kuwait, Qatar and Oman – and second on the list in Bahrain.
In Britain, heart disease, lung cancer and Alzheimer’s remain among the leading causes of death, and people there are spending more time suffering from health problems.
The UK is expected to spend $421.4 billion on healthcare by 2040, up from $239.3 billion in 2014.
And development assistance for health is talking about the financial aid given to governments to support social, environmental development of developing countries.
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Find the right policy for you
Don’t wait until the week you fly to sign up for insurance – get it when you book your trip. Insurance covers you for cancellation and anything else that can go wrong before you leave.
Some insurers, such as World Nomads, allow you to book once you are travelling – but, as Mr Mohammed found out, pre-existing medical conditions are not covered.
Check your credit card before booking insurance to see if you have any travel insurance as a benefit – most UAE banks, such as Emirates NBD, First Abu Dhabi Bank and Abu Dhabi Islamic Bank, have cards that throw in insurance as part of their package. But read the fine print – they may only cover emergencies while you’re travelling, not cancellation before a trip.
Pre-existing medical conditions such as a heart condition, diabetes, epilepsy and even asthma may not be included as standard. Again, check the terms, exclusions and limitations of any insurance carefully.
If you want trip cancellation or curtailment, baggage loss or delay covered, you may need a higher-grade plan, says Ambareen Musa of Souqalmal.com. Decide how much coverage you need for emergency medical expenses or personal liability. Premium insurance packages give up to $1 million (Dh3.7m) in each category, Ms Musa adds.
Don’t wait for days to call your insurer if you need to make a claim. You may be required to notify them within 72 hours. Gather together all receipts, emails and reports to prove that you paid for something, that you didn’t use it and that you did not get reimbursed.
Finally, consider optional extras you may need, says Sarah Pickford of Travel Counsellors, such as a winter sports holiday. Also ensure all individuals can travel independently on that cover, she adds. And remember: “Cheap isn’t necessarily best.”
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Khalifa Mubarak (24) An accomplished centre-back, the Al Nasr defender’s progress has been hampered in the past by injury. With not many options in central defence, he would bolster what can be a problem area.
Ali Salmeen (22) Has been superb at the heart of Al Wasl’s midfield these past two seasons, with the Dubai club flourishing under manager Rodolfo Arrubarrena. Would add workrate and composure to the centre of the park.
Mohammed Jamal (23) Enjoyed a stellar 2016/17 Arabian Gulf League campaign, proving integral to Al Jazira as the capital club sealed the championship for only a second time. A tenacious and disciplined central midfielder.
Khalfan Mubarak (22) One of the most exciting players in the UAE, the Al Jazira playmaker has been likened in style to Omar Abdulrahman. Has minimal international experience already, but there should be much more to come.
Jassim Yaqoub (20) Another incredibly exciting prospect, the Al Nasr winger is becoming a regular contributor at club level. Pacey, direct and with an eye for goal, he would provide the team’s attack an extra dimension.