When we arrive in a new city, the first thing we do is start to move around. I may spend the week before trawling through the guidebooks and drawing up lists of what we ought to see and do. Very quickly, however, the list is abandoned. My kids aren't interested in ticking off the top ten sights. They just want to bump about in whatever unusual transport the destination offers.
Last week I mentioned the tuk-tuk rides we'd taken in Kandy, Sri Lanka - far more memorable than the visit to the Temple of the Sacred Tooth. Tuk-tuks win as my family's number one vehicle. In fact there are quite a few places where the way to get about has dwarfed any historic cathedral or world-class art collection - waterbuses in Venice, minibuses in India, steam trains in China, bicycles with baskets in Copenhagen, for example. Who cares that the Palazzo Grass was shut by the time we arrived when we went there by waterbus? When someone asks the kids what they did on their holiday, they usually reply, "We went on a cable car," or, "We hired bikes with boxes in the front for us to sit in." It's the trotting about that counts - the more long and winding the better - rather than where we're actually heading.
It was the transport in Georgetown, Penang, that made it such an appealing place for the kids. In Sri Lanka tuk-tuks are motorised. In Malaysia they're usually driven by a bicycle attached to the side of the car. But in Georgetown, the trishaws have a sun-hooded, two-person carriage perched in front of the cyclist. The views are better than from inside a tuk-tuk but the ride has the same promise of slight risk. Us adults don't like to be crushed and bounced about. The kids are quite the opposite: the more uncomfortable the ride the more times they want to do it.
Staying at the Cheong Fatt Tze Mansion, a 19th-century Chinese mansion with fountains and fish ponds in the inner courtyard and trishaws lined up outside, not once did the seven-year-old twins wake up and ask where we were going. They'd skip down the mansion's steps and look for Ajib, our regular trishaw driver (if you use local transport, you meet local people). Then we'd set off, me still determinedly clutching my list of sights that we really ought to at least look at. Somehow, it never happened. I suspect Ajib was in cahoots with the kids, who must have asked him to take the longest route to anywhere I mentioned, hoping we'd never reach Fort Cornwallis or the clanhouse Khoo Kongsi.
So my family's memory of Georgetown is not of mighty monuments or gold-encrusted temples. It's of the heat rising from the ground just below and the sweet waft of the coconut pancakes on the stalls that were close enough to grasp from Ajib's trishaw carriage. And of my crumpled, useless list.
The Birkett family stayed at Cheong Fatt Tze Mansion (www.cheongfattzemansion.com). More information about travelling to Malaysia is available from Tourism Malaysia @email:www.tourism.gov.my
dbirkett@thenational.ae
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Timeline
2012-2015
The company offers payments/bribes to win key contracts in the Middle East
May 2017
The UK SFO officially opens investigation into Petrofac’s use of agents, corruption, and potential bribery to secure contracts
September 2021
Petrofac pleads guilty to seven counts of failing to prevent bribery under the UK Bribery Act
October 2021
Court fines Petrofac £77 million for bribery. Former executive receives a two-year suspended sentence
December 2024
Petrofac enters into comprehensive restructuring to strengthen the financial position of the group
May 2025
The High Court of England and Wales approves the company’s restructuring plan
July 2025
The Court of Appeal issues a judgment challenging parts of the restructuring plan
August 2025
Petrofac issues a business update to execute the restructuring and confirms it will appeal the Court of Appeal decision
October 2025
Petrofac loses a major TenneT offshore wind contract worth €13 billion. Holding company files for administration in the UK. Petrofac delisted from the London Stock Exchange
November 2025
180 Petrofac employees laid off in the UAE
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How to get there
Emirates (www.emirates.com) flies directly to Hanoi, Vietnam, with fares starting from around Dh2,725 return, while Etihad (www.etihad.com) fares cost about Dh2,213 return with a stop. Chuong is 25 kilometres south of Hanoi.