When the Burj Dubai is finished, it will be around 800 metres tall, the tallest structure in the world. Wait a minute, it's still got about a year left of construction, and already it's the tallest building standing!
Wow. It will be filled with expensive hotels that I'll probably never stay at, restaurants that I won't have enough credit on my cards to eat at, and residences that I certainly won't ever be able to afford to live in.
But, it's beautiful, isn't it? Unless, of course, you think it looks like an evil entity from a medieval, Lord of the Rings-style film, like a friend of mine ponders. Go ahead, take another look at it and tell me you don't see that.
But how do you build such loftiness? You start with a good foundation. The building rests on a slab of concrete that measures 7,432 square metres, held to the ground with 50m-deep pilings anchored into the earth. That baby isn't going anywhere, because the engineers know that a good building needs a good foundation.
It's the same with cars. You start with a good foundation, or chassis, and you get a well-performing vehicle.
When Chrysler wanted a car for the hot hatchback market in 2006, it turned to its performance division, Street and Racing Technology (SRT).
What it gave them as a foundation was the Dodge Caliber, its tall, boxy, four-door hatchback with its ubiquitous crosshairs grille and a four-cylinder engine, and what SRT came up with was the Caliber SRT-4.
There aren't many areas the SRT people didn't touch when tuning up the Caliber. The body was lowered and 19-inch wheels were fitted with low-profile tyres, giving the car a more muscular stance that, consequentially, helped the handling.
The new bonnet with functional scoop and fake air inlets adds to the macho look, too; throw in the big wheel flares, and this car definitely looks powerful. Some may not like the chiselled lines, but I don't mind them.
Inside, the dash is a wide expanse of black plastic, broken up by a swath of fake aluminium on the centre stack. Its saving grace is that its a clean design and the diamond-edge texture on the hard plastic helps break up the blandness of it all. An SRT addition is the small turbo boost gauge to the left of the driver; not a necessity by any means, but it does add to the sportiness, I guess.
But the radio was impressive for the price point of the car, and the addition of the sunroof in no way restricted the headroom.
The front and back are also roomy enough, elbow-wise, and the rear seats go down for added room and practicality - though they don't fold completely flat, something all seats in cars like this really should do.
But the seats themselves, particularly the front seats, are fantastic. Part leather, part durable, textured fabric, they are not just very comfortable, but the side bolsters seem ripped from a WRC car and, as such, they should keep a driver or passenger in place during all manner of ridiculous cornering. I wasn't just sitting in the car; I was ensconsced in it.
Ah, but interiors and exteriors are not just what the SRT guys do. Under the bonnet, replacing the Caliber's base 148-horsepower engine is a very capable 285-horsepower, 16-valve, turbocharged four cylinder. For a car this size, 285 hp will rocket it from 0-to-100 kilometres per hour in about six seconds. The downside of this clout is two-fold - the engine has to be revved high to milk everything out of it (full power comes at 6,000 rpm) and, when the potential is delivered, it wrenches the steering wheel from your grasp with prodigious amounts of torque steer.
The engineers also stiffened up the suspension on the SRT-4 - very much. While this does help with the handling, it makes the ride a bit harsher, especially going over storm grates or other annoyances on the road. And, be forewarned - take those speed bumps at slow, slow speeds! While the handling is definitely improved over the base Caliber, tight, higher-speed corners coax out tyre squeal and understeer earlier than you'd like.
For performance driving, which is what this car is supposed to be designed for, I have three big bugaboos: one is the gearbox. It's a six-speed manual, which sounds like a great idea, but its stiff and clunky and precludes quick rows through the gears.
The second fault is the wide distance between the brake and the accelerator, which prohibits easy blipping of the throttle when downshifting, and third are the steering wheel spokes. They are too high for the proper three- and nine-o'clock hand positions, and when you do bring your hands down slightly, the spokes are so wide behind the wheel that you can't get a good grip. And believe me, with the torque steer, you need a good grip.
The Caliber SRT-4 isn't a bad car at all, especially for the price. The engine offers great power, it's comfortable and roomy enough, and its handling is spirited enough for fun, about-town rallying.
But, you'll notice I'm using the word "enough" quite often. For this vehicle's brief of a hot hatch, it comes up just a little short, especially against competition such as the Volkswagen GTI, the Subaru WRX and the Mazdaspeed 3.
But you can't blame the SRT engineers; the foundation they were given simply isn't up to the challenge. In fact, they did a great job extracting all the performance they could from this chassis, but, let's face it, the tall Caliber didn't have a good reputation for handling to begin with.
With such a shaky foundation, let's just be thankful the Caliber SRT-4 isn't as tall as the Burj Dubai.
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Director: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham, Rachel Szor, Hamdan Ballal
Stars: Basel Adra, Yuval Abraham
Rating: 3.5/5
Killing of Qassem Suleimani
A MINECRAFT MOVIE
Director: Jared Hess
Starring: Jack Black, Jennifer Coolidge, Jason Momoa
Rating: 3/5
How to apply for a drone permit
- Individuals must register on UAE Drone app or website using their UAE Pass
- Add all their personal details, including name, nationality, passport number, Emiratis ID, email and phone number
- Upload the training certificate from a centre accredited by the GCAA
- Submit their request
What are the regulations?
- Fly it within visual line of sight
- Never over populated areas
- Ensure maximum flying height of 400 feet (122 metres) above ground level is not crossed
- Users must avoid flying over restricted areas listed on the UAE Drone app
- Only fly the drone during the day, and never at night
- Should have a live feed of the drone flight
- Drones must weigh 5 kg or less
The White Lotus: Season three
Creator: Mike White
Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell
Rating: 4.5/5
Common OCD symptoms and how they manifest
Checking: the obsession or thoughts focus on some harm coming from things not being as they should, which usually centre around the theme of safety. For example, the obsession is “the building will burn down”, therefore the compulsion is checking that the oven is switched off.
Contamination: the obsession is focused on the presence of germs, dirt or harmful bacteria and how this will impact the person and/or their loved ones. For example, the obsession is “the floor is dirty; me and my family will get sick and die”, the compulsion is repetitive cleaning.
Orderliness: the obsession is a fear of sitting with uncomfortable feelings, or to prevent harm coming to oneself or others. Objectively there appears to be no logical link between the obsession and compulsion. For example,” I won’t feel right if the jars aren’t lined up” or “harm will come to my family if I don’t line up all the jars”, so the compulsion is therefore lining up the jars.
Intrusive thoughts: the intrusive thought is usually highly distressing and repetitive. Common examples may include thoughts of perpetrating violence towards others, harming others, or questions over one’s character or deeds, usually in conflict with the person’s true values. An example would be: “I think I might hurt my family”, which in turn leads to the compulsion of avoiding social gatherings.
Hoarding: the intrusive thought is the overvaluing of objects or possessions, while the compulsion is stashing or hoarding these items and refusing to let them go. For example, “this newspaper may come in useful one day”, therefore, the compulsion is hoarding newspapers instead of discarding them the next day.
Source: Dr Robert Chandler, clinical psychologist at Lighthouse Arabia
Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
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How much sugar is in chocolate Easter eggs?
- The 169g Crunchie egg has 15.9g of sugar per 25g serving, working out at around 107g of sugar per egg
- The 190g Maltesers Teasers egg contains 58g of sugar per 100g for the egg and 19.6g of sugar in each of the two Teasers bars that come with it
- The 188g Smarties egg has 113g of sugar per egg and 22.8g in the tube of Smarties it contains
- The Milky Bar white chocolate Egg Hunt Pack contains eight eggs at 7.7g of sugar per egg
- The Cadbury Creme Egg contains 26g of sugar per 40g egg
Three tips from La Perle's performers
1 The kind of water athletes drink is important. Gwilym Hooson, a 28-year-old British performer who is currently recovering from knee surgery, found that out when the company was still in Studio City, training for 12 hours a day. “The physio team was like: ‘Why is everyone getting cramps?’ And then they realised we had to add salt and sugar to the water,” he says.
2 A little chocolate is a good thing. “It’s emergency energy,” says Craig Paul Smith, La Perle’s head coach and former Cirque du Soleil performer, gesturing to an almost-empty open box of mini chocolate bars on his desk backstage.
3 Take chances, says Young, who has worked all over the world, including most recently at Dragone’s show in China. “Every time we go out of our comfort zone, we learn a lot about ourselves,” she says.
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Initial investment: Undisclosed
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Investors: Core42
Current number of staff: 47
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Range: Up to 610km
Power: 905hp
Torque: 985Nm
Price: From Dh439,000
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The biog
Name: Greg Heinricks
From: Alberta, western Canada
Record fish: 56kg sailfish
Member of: International Game Fish Association
Company: Arabian Divers and Sportfishing Charters
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5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,400m
Winner: Alnawar, Connor Beasley (jockey), Helal Al Alawi (trainer)
5.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,400m
Winner: Raniah, Noel Garbutt, Ernst Oertel
6pm: Handicap (PA) Dh90,000 2,200m
Winner: Saarookh, Richard Mullen, Ana Mendez
6.30pm: Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan Jewel Crown (PA) Rated Conditions Dh125,000 1,600m
Winner: RB Torch, Tadhg O’Shea, Eric Lemartinel
7pm: Al Wathba Stallions Cup Handicap Dh70,000 1,600m
Winner: MH Wari, Antonio Fresu, Elise Jeane
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Winner: Mailshot, Royston Ffrench, Salem bin Ghadayer
In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013
'The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window'
Director:Michael Lehmann
Stars:Kristen Bell
Rating: 1/5
Skewed figures
In the village of Mevagissey in southwest England the housing stock has doubled in the last century while the number of residents is half the historic high. The village's Neighbourhood Development Plan states that 26% of homes are holiday retreats. Prices are high, averaging around £300,000, £50,000 more than the Cornish average of £250,000. The local average wage is £15,458.
KILLING OF QASSEM SULEIMANI
Zayed Sustainability Prize
Major honours
ARSENAL
BARCELONA
- La Liga - 2013
- Copa del Rey - 2012
- Fifa Club World Cup - 2011
CHELSEA
- Premier League - 2015, 2017
- FA Cup - 2018
- League Cup - 2015
SPAIN
- World Cup - 2010
- European Championship - 2008, 2012
Cracks in the Wall
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Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills