When I drove the new SLK 350 in Tenerife early last year, I was full of positive appreciation for how Mercedes-Benz had cleverly turned what was, essentially, a car that appealed to women, into a more manly plaything. It was a superb blend of grunt, sophistication and fun. Surely, I reasoned, when the inevitable AMG model arrived, it would be even better. I was wrong.
Having been bowled over by other AMG models in recent months, the SLK stands as a shining example of how power can spoil a recipe that had nothing wrong with it in the first place, and that's not something I say lightly. Because for petrolheads the world over, more power almost always guarantees more fun and more excitement. The SLK 55 AMG has, by becoming more powerful, emerged as something of a blunt instrument - a lump hammer instead of a surgeon's scalpel.
The 5.5L V8 under the SLK's bonnet had potential to give this diminutive sports car a real edge. In other mad Mercs, the AMG treatment has resulted in massive dollops of machismo, sounding thunderous and hurtling occupants down any given road in a blazing trail of glory. Not so here. It's too quiet for starters, offering a muted thrum instead of a guttural bellow.
And there are unhappy compromises elsewhere, too. The suspension is stiff - too stiff for a cross-country dash. The compliant ride of the lower-powered models in the range has been sacrificed for "sportiness" and it doesn't suit the car's more relaxed approach to fast driving. It's not often that Mrs H says she'd rather get out and walk when I'm driving her on the Sheikh Zayed Road in Dubai and that, for me, would be a deal breaker. Often, when you're driving, you're not aware of how stiffly sprung a car actually is - a passenger will soon start complaining, however, which is hardly ideal when you're supposed to be enjoying a day out together. If you happen to be inside a supercar, a stiff ride comes as standard (unless it's a McLaren MP4-12C) but the SLK is another animal entirely.
The interior is quite lovely, however, and the glass roof that changes from clear to dark blue at the touch of a button never fails to entertain. It's pretty effective at blocking out the UAE's summer sun, too, so it's far from being a useless gimmick. When that roof is lowered, however, it does render the boot fairly useless. The dashboard is well designed, with a minimalist approach to buttons and switches, and there's a feeling of robustness and longevity to everything you touch. Merc interiors are among the most tactile anywhere - a far cry from the usual mass-produced motors' cost cutting.
Going back to that engine for a second, the big V8 features cylinder deactivation in the name of economy and planet saving. Unlike other cars that feature this remarkable technology, the SLK falls back into blunt mode when the engine switches between four and eight cylinders, causing you to feel a bit of a thump when it should be totally imperceptible. The eco tech goes further, too, with stop/start functionality that can be a bit embarrassing at the lights, causing onlookers to think you don't know how to drive, so it's best left switched off, which kind of makes it irrelevant. This is never going to be a car embraced by eco-warriors - if you're a motorist with a conscience you won't be putting down a deposit on anything with an AMG badge on its flanks.
Find a straight, empty road, and give the lump hammer some exercise, and there's no shortage of blistering pace. With 415hp at its disposal, the 100kph dash is dispatched in just 4.5 seconds and the top speed, while limited to 255kph, could be achieved in next to no time. But a sports car should be able to offer thrills on roads with corners and this SLK starts to feel decidedly nervous when you keep the power on through a bend. With no traction up front, the rear tyres feel like they want to tear themselves free from the tarmac with even the slightest flexing of the right foot, and that's with all the electronic safety systems working overtime. Fun to drive hard it certainly is not.
Image wise, this is still a car that suffers from the girly associations and the AMG spec actually makes these more apparent by trying too hard to be macho. The black alloy wheels look out of place and the SLK's short wheelbase is accentuated by the various aerodynamic addenda. It's all a bit confused, no matter where you look, but never more so than when you're behind the wheel.
So if an SLK is the Merc for you, do yourself a favour and keep it (relatively) simple by speccing up a 350. With less power it actually becomes more of a car - more comfortable and more appealing in practically every way.
khackett@thenational.ae
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Name: Peter Dicce
Title: Assistant dean of students and director of athletics
Favourite sport: soccer
Favourite team: Bayern Munich
Favourite player: Franz Beckenbauer
Favourite activity in Abu Dhabi: scuba diving in the Northern Emirates
City's slump
L - Juventus, 2-0
D - C Palace, 2-2
W - N Forest, 3-0
L - Liverpool, 2-0
D - Feyenoord, 3-3
L - Tottenham, 4-0
L - Brighton, 2-1
L - Sporting, 4-1
L - Bournemouth, 2-1
L - Tottenham, 2-1
Results:
5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,400m | Winner: Eghel De Pine, Pat Cosgrave (jockey), Eric Lemartinel (trainer)
5.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,400m | Winner: AF Sheaar, Szczepan Mazur, Saeed Al Shamsi
6pm: Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan National Day Cup (PA) Group 3 Dh500,000 1,600m | Winner: RB Torch, Fabrice Veron, Eric Lemartinel
6.30pm: Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan National Day Cup (TB) Listed Dh380,000 1,600m | Winner: Forjatt, Chris Hayes, Nicholas Bachalard
7pm: Wathba Stallions Cup for Private Owners Handicap (PA) Dh 70,000 1,400m | Winner: Hawafez, Connor Beasley, Ridha ben Attia
7.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh 80,000 1,600m | Winner: Qader, Richard Mullen, Jean de Roaulle
The specs
- Engine: 3.9-litre twin-turbo V8
- Power: 640hp
- Torque: 760nm
- On sale: 2026
- Price: Not announced yet
Jetour T1 specs
Engine: 2-litre turbocharged
Power: 254hp
Torque: 390Nm
Price: From Dh126,000
Available: Now
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Islamophobia definition
A widely accepted definition was made by the All Party Parliamentary Group on British Muslims in 2019: “Islamophobia is rooted in racism and is a type of racism that targets expressions of Muslimness or perceived Muslimness.” It further defines it as “inciting hatred or violence against Muslims”.
Milestones on the road to union
1970
October 26: Bahrain withdraws from a proposal to create a federation of nine with the seven Trucial States and Qatar.
December: Ahmed Al Suwaidi visits New York to discuss potential UN membership.
1971
March 1: Alex Douglas Hume, Conservative foreign secretary confirms that Britain will leave the Gulf and “strongly supports” the creation of a Union of Arab Emirates.
July 12: Historic meeting at which Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid make a binding agreement to create what will become the UAE.
July 18: It is announced that the UAE will be formed from six emirates, with a proposed constitution signed. RAK is not yet part of the agreement.
August 6: The fifth anniversary of Sheikh Zayed becoming Ruler of Abu Dhabi, with official celebrations deferred until later in the year.
August 15: Bahrain becomes independent.
September 3: Qatar becomes independent.
November 23-25: Meeting with Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid and senior British officials to fix December 2 as date of creation of the UAE.
November 29: At 5.30pm Iranian forces seize the Greater and Lesser Tunbs by force.
November 30: Despite a power sharing agreement, Tehran takes full control of Abu Musa.
November 31: UK officials visit all six participating Emirates to formally end the Trucial States treaties
December 2: 11am, Dubai. New Supreme Council formally elects Sheikh Zayed as President. Treaty of Friendship signed with the UK. 11.30am. Flag raising ceremony at Union House and Al Manhal Palace in Abu Dhabi witnessed by Sheikh Khalifa, then Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi.
December 6: Arab League formally admits the UAE. The first British Ambassador presents his credentials to Sheikh Zayed.
December 9: UAE joins the United Nations.
Scores
Wales 74-24 Tonga
England 35-15 Japan
Italy 7-26 Australia
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League semi-final:
First leg: Liverpool 5 Roma 2
Second leg: Wednesday, May 2, Stadio Olimpico, Rome
TV: BeIN Sports, 10.45pm (UAE)