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Giving entrepreneurs access to the Gold Dispenser is not the solution to our problems. (Pic by Ali Haider / Bloomberg)

At the

in Beirut this weekend,

Mohammed Johmani, founder of the O2 Network (the Dubai-based marketing company, not the UK mobile network) called for a $1 billion regional fund to support Arab entrepreneurs. "

The aspirations of young leaders in the Arab region need great encouragement and support so that they can astound the world," he said, according to a press statement. "We have the potential and the creative ideas to forge ahead globally, but we lack the trust of governments and the confidence of investors.

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Johmani's concept seems to be that a $1 billion fund could support 1000 great entrepreneurs. The urge to call for a huge billion-dollar investment into entrepreneurs is a common one all over the region, and I have heard many people call for variations of the concept. Most common is the complaint that the trillions of dollars of Gulf sovereign wealth should be redirected into supporting local startups, rather than poured into the coffers of Western banks and investment houses.

I think a billion dollar fund for Arab entrepreneurs would be a terrible, terrible idea. Here's a few reasons why:

- A billion dollar fund would be a giant red flag attracting rent-seekers and freeloaders Right now, making money off an internet or tech company is hard work. It used to be virtually impossible, but today there is a decent sized regional market, and a fairly good crowd of venture capitalists. But put a billion dollar fund into the market and the first thing you will see is a swarm of wannabes, rent-seekers and hangers-on, the kind of people who headed to Dubai and started a property resale business in 2007.

The best tech companies are not created in an environment of abundance, and the scrappy, flexible, hard working and innovative cultures that make a startup thrive do not come from a multi-million dollar startup investment. I'd rather see 10,000 experienced businessmen become angel investors with $100K each than a billion dollar death star of a fund looming over everything.

- The size gets in the way of the purpose On a practical level, there is a reason why even the bigger venture funds in Europe, the US and Asia rarely get bigger than $250 million. The bigger a fund gets, the more work there is in administering it. The fund itself becomes the issue, not the businesses it invests in. In the Middle East, raising a billion dollars would almost certainly involve the participation of a number of government controlled banks and funds. And voila, a venture fund becomes a complex political hot potato that becomes about as effective as the Arab league.

- Money isn't the issue If you talk to a venture capitalist around the region today, you will hear that the quality of the deals (ie, startups) that they are presented with is pretty low. The average entrepreneur says it is pretty hard work to find an investor. The truth is somewhere in between, and that is pretty much where it should be. There isn't that much money, it's hard to get, and the people dishing out are hard to please.

What is lacking is cultural and systemic support for entrepreneurs: legal and financial systems that understand startups, societies that don't stigmatise failure and prioritise ownership / control, political systems that can guarantee predictable and friendly interactions with the state, and education systems that develop thinkers not followers. I'd take that ahead of a billion dollars any day of the week.

War

Director: Siddharth Anand

Cast: Hrithik Roshan, Tiger Shroff, Ashutosh Rana, Vaani Kapoor

Rating: Two out of five stars 

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The specs: 2018 BMW R nineT Scrambler

Price, base / as tested Dh57,000

Engine 1,170cc air/oil-cooled flat twin four-stroke engine

Transmission Six-speed gearbox

Power 110hp) @ 7,750rpm

Torque 116Nm @ 6,000rpm

Fuel economy, combined 5.3L / 100km

In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe

Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010

Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille

Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm

Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year

Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”

Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners

TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013 

Retail gloom

Online grocer Ocado revealed retail sales fell 5.7 per cen in its first quarter as customers switched back to pre-pandemic shopping patterns.

It was a tough comparison from a year earlier, when the UK was in lockdown, but on a two-year basis its retail division, a joint venture with Marks&Spencer, rose 31.7 per cent over the quarter.

The group added that a 15 per cent drop in customer basket size offset an 11.6. per cent rise in the number of customer transactions.

The President's Cake

Director: Hasan Hadi

Starring: Baneen Ahmad Nayyef, Waheed Thabet Khreibat, Sajad Mohamad Qasem 

Rating: 4/5

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COMPANY PROFILE

Company name: Letstango.com

Started: June 2013

Founder: Alex Tchablakian

Based: Dubai

Industry: e-commerce

Initial investment: Dh10 million

Investors: Self-funded

Total customers: 300,000 unique customers every month

'Top Gun: Maverick'

Rating: 4/5

 

Directed by: Joseph Kosinski

 

Starring: Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, Jennifer Connelly, Jon Hamm, Miles Teller, Glen Powell, Ed Harris

 
Safety 'top priority' for rival hyperloop company

The chief operating officer of Hyperloop Transportation Technologies, Andres de Leon, said his company's hyperloop technology is “ready” and safe.

He said the company prioritised safety throughout its development and, last year, Munich Re, one of the world's largest reinsurance companies, announced it was ready to insure their technology.

“Our levitation, propulsion, and vacuum technology have all been developed [...] over several decades and have been deployed and tested at full scale,” he said in a statement to The National.

“Only once the system has been certified and approved will it move people,” he said.

HyperloopTT has begun designing and engineering processes for its Abu Dhabi projects and hopes to break ground soon. 

With no delivery date yet announced, Mr de Leon said timelines had to be considered carefully, as government approval, permits, and regulations could create necessary delays.