Low-keyism? If you were playing Scrabble, you'd never get away with it. It does describe the precise mood of fashion quite nicely, though.
This season - even though it has not kicked off yet - is about dressing to the seven and three-quarters, as opposed to dressing to the nines.
It's about understated glamour, which is not to be confused with casual, grunge or deshabille.
At last week's Golden Globes, low-keyism was the new red carpet trend adopted by all those who really mattered. In keeping with the spirit of our times, there were no goody bags and few parties.
Apart from Jennifer Lopez, who took the name of the awards rather too literally, most celebrities got the fashion vibe spot on.
Angelina Jolie's twinkling little Versace number, despite being slashed to the thigh, demonstrated it perfectly. So did Cameron Diaz, who wore her hair like she'd just rocked up from the beach and a vintage Chanel frock the colour of Pepto-Bismol.
Low-keyism is a million miles removed from that scary trend "bodycon". Nor is it dull just because of its neutral palette, or minimalist because of its simple designs. Worn correctly, it's no less pulse-racing than any other trend, and it can be so complicated as to require an instruction manual.
Recently, I was sent a giant cotton jersey square with two sleeves. At first, I thought it was a poncho someone had forgotten to put a hole in for the head. I later worked out that you wrap it around your torso once before putting your arms through.
In a word, I'd call it funky. Seeing me in this with my new all-in-one (which has flappy bits on the trouser legs), my husband asked if I was going to a clown convention.
This trend is definitely a woman thing. Men won't get it. End of story.
Perhaps the purest - and certainly most expensive - form of low-keyism is championed by Albert Elbaz at Lanvin. His raw seams, unlined fabrics, vibrant colours and craft-like embellishments reflect an almost organic simplicity - sort of the fashion equivalent of Zaha Hadid's architecture.
Low key, er, key pieces include the loosely tailored then tapered all-in-one jumpsuit, the skinny blazer lined with all-important eye-popping colour (and which must be worn with sleeves rolled up just so), and the gravity defying one-shouldered or strapless "paper bag" shift dress - all of which require years of training at design school.
Loungewear and luxury sportswear fit the new mood, too, like all those temptingly soft cardigans and loose, slouchy tops by the hot new label, LnA, founded by the supercool Hollywood residents Lauren Alexander and April Leight.
Or those slightly boyish, ever so French designer pieces Isabel Marant and Vanessa Bruno do well, which explains why they are both enjoying a fashionista moment.
It's also no surprise that Mike & Chris (the husband and wife team Mike Gonzalez and Christine Park-Gonzalez) are kitting out so many lounge lizard-type celebutantes with super soft fleece "designer" hoodies. Or why Alexander Wang's laid back skinny trousers and Derek Lam and Thakoon's strappy "off duty" heiress grungy party wear are best-sellers.
If you haven't already, it's time to start working those pale yet interesting nude shades. If, like me, you feel your pasty skin tone would love to but just can't take it, do what Richard Nicoll did on his recent catwalk: team powdery shades with hot brights. His play on sheer and opaque fabrics and long and short hemlines (like the duster coat over the mini dress) are destined to be a summer look.
I'm also intrigued by those shades Miuccia Prada is currently exploring: chartreuse, marron glacé, lemon and silver - the sort of pastels that work so well in saris and shalwar kameezes.
Low-keyism doesn't only apply to clothes, by the way. On the catwalks, the fashion superpowers Prada, YSL, Dior, Chanel and Balmain created the "face" to go with it: strong brows, perky black kohl ending in Amy Winehouse-type "cats eye" flicks, bold but pale lips, polished skin and hair pulled into a severe 1950s chignon.
Ha! Don't be fooled into thinking low key is easy to wear. High maintenance, more like.
Abu Dhabi Sustainability Week
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Pad Man
Dir: R Balki
Starring: Akshay Kumar, Sonam Kapoor, Radhika Apte
Three-and-a-half stars
Mohammed bin Zayed Majlis
Our legal columnist
Name: Yousef Al Bahar
Advocate at Al Bahar & Associate Advocates and Legal Consultants, established in 1994
Education: Mr Al Bahar was born in 1979 and graduated in 2008 from the Judicial Institute. He took after his father, who was one of the first Emirati lawyers
Draw:
Group A: Egypt, DR Congo, Uganda, Zimbabwe
Group B: Nigeria, Guinea, Madagascar, Burundi
Group C: Senegal, Algeria, Kenya, Tanzania
Group D: Morocco, Ivory Coast, South Africa, Namibia
Group E: Tunisia, Mali, Mauritania, Angola
Group F: Cameroon, Ghana, Benin, Guinea-Bissau
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What can victims do?
Always use only regulated platforms
Stop all transactions and communication on suspicion
Save all evidence (screenshots, chat logs, transaction IDs)
Report to local authorities
Warn others to prevent further harm
Courtesy: Crystal Intelligence
How to help
Call the hotline on 0502955999 or send "thenational" to the following numbers:
2289 - Dh10
2252 - Dh50
6025 - Dh20
6027 - Dh100
6026 - Dh200
Crops that could be introduced to the UAE
1: Quinoa
2. Bathua
3. Amaranth
4. Pearl and finger millet
5. Sorghum
The burning issue
The internal combustion engine is facing a watershed moment – major manufacturer Volvo is to stop producing petroleum-powered vehicles by 2021 and countries in Europe, including the UK, have vowed to ban their sale before 2040. The National takes a look at the story of one of the most successful technologies of the last 100 years and how it has impacted life in the UAE.
Read part four: an affection for classic cars lives on
Read part three: the age of the electric vehicle begins
Read part one: how cars came to the UAE
Mohammed bin Zayed Majlis
The specs
Engine: 3.9-litre twin-turbo V8
Power: 620hp from 5,750-7,500rpm
Torque: 760Nm from 3,000-5,750rpm
Transmission: Eight-speed dual-clutch auto
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh1.05 million ($286,000)
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RESULTS
Bantamweight:
Zia Mashwani (PAK) bt Chris Corton (PHI)
Super lightweight:
Flavio Serafin (BRA) bt Mohammad Al Khatib (JOR)
Super lightweight:
Dwight Brooks (USA) bt Alex Nacfur (BRA)
Bantamweight:
Tariq Ismail (CAN) bt Jalal Al Daaja (JOR)
Featherweight:
Abdullatip Magomedov (RUS) bt Sulaiman Al Modhyan (KUW)
Middleweight:
Mohammad Fakhreddine (LEB) bt Christofer Silva (BRA)
Middleweight:
Rustam Chsiev (RUS) bt Tarek Suleiman (SYR)
Welterweight:
Khamzat Chimaev (SWE) bt Mzwandile Hlongwa (RSA)
Lightweight:
Alex Martinez (CAN) bt Anas Siraj Mounir (MAR)
Welterweight:
Jarrah Al Selawi (JOR) bt Abdoul Abdouraguimov (FRA)
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'Brazen'
Director: Monika Mitchell
Starring: Alyssa Milano, Sam Page, Colleen Wheeler
Rating: 3/5
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League, Group B
Barcelona v Inter Milan
Camp Nou, Barcelona
Wednesday, 11pm (UAE)
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MATCH INFO
AC Milan v Inter, Sunday, 6pm (UAE), match live on BeIN Sports
Ticket prices
General admission Dh295 (under-three free)
Buy a four-person Family & Friends ticket and pay for only three tickets, so the fourth family member is free
Buy tickets at: wbworldabudhabi.com/en/tickets
Classification of skills
A worker is categorised as skilled by the MOHRE based on nine levels given in the International Standard Classification of Occupations (ISCO) issued by the International Labour Organisation.
A skilled worker would be someone at a professional level (levels 1 – 5) which includes managers, professionals, technicians and associate professionals, clerical support workers, and service and sales workers.
The worker must also have an attested educational certificate higher than secondary or an equivalent certification, and earn a monthly salary of at least Dh4,000.
The Buckingham Murders
Starring: Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ash Tandon, Prabhleen Sandhu
Director: Hansal Mehta
Rating: 4 / 5
ONCE UPON A TIME IN GAZA
Starring: Nader Abd Alhay, Majd Eid, Ramzi Maqdisi
Directors: Tarzan and Arab Nasser
Rating: 4.5/5
West Asia rugby, season 2017/18 - Roll of Honour
Western Clubs Champions League - Winners: Abu Dhabi Harlequins; Runners up: Bahrain
Dubai Rugby Sevens - Winners: Dubai Exiles; Runners up: Jebel Ali Dragons
West Asia Premiership - Winners: Jebel Ali Dragons; Runners up: Abu Dhabi Harlequins
UAE Premiership Cup - Winners: Abu Dhabi Harlequins; Runners up: Dubai Exiles
UAE Premiership - Winners: Dubai Exiles; Runners up: Abu Dhabi Harlequins
Avatar: Fire and Ash
Director: James Cameron
Starring: Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Zoe Saldana
Rating: 4.5/5
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Know your Camel lingo
The bairaq is a competition for the best herd of 50 camels, named for the banner its winner takes home
Namoos - a word of congratulations reserved for falconry competitions, camel races and camel pageants. It best translates as 'the pride of victory' - and for competitors, it is priceless
Asayel camels - sleek, short-haired hound-like racers
Majahim - chocolate-brown camels that can grow to weigh two tonnes. They were only valued for milk until camel pageantry took off in the 1990s
Millions Street - the thoroughfare where camels are led and where white 4x4s throng throughout the festival
GROUP RESULTS
Group A
Results
Ireland beat UAE by 226 runs
West Indies beat Netherlands by 54 runs
Group B
Results
Zimbabwe tied with Scotland
Nepal beat Hong Kong by five wickets
If you go
The Flights
Emirates and Etihad fly direct to Johannesburg from Dubai and Abu Dhabi respectively. Economy return tickets cost from Dh2,650, including taxes.
The trip
Worldwide Motorhoming Holidays (worldwidemotorhomingholidays.co.uk) operates fly-drive motorhome holidays in eight destinations, including South Africa. Its 14-day Kruger and the Battlefields itinerary starts from Dh17,500, including campgrounds, excursions, unit hire and flights. Bobo Campers has a range of RVs for hire, including the 4-berth Discoverer 4 from Dh600 per day.