Yes, thank you fashion, I am indeed heading towards 30, and I do not want a polka dot dress as much as I do not want a pair of frilly socks or patent shoes. I didn't even want those as a 9-year-old, remember? But nor do I particularly wish to strut around in a slim-fit tuxedo and brogues - yet you give me little choice this season.
I'd like to remind you there is a big difference between feminine and cutesy, and that most of us are trained enough to know anyone over the age of 21 should aim for the former. But if girly patterns are out, where do we look to? We don't want to end up looking like our spinster aunts. A colleague of mine was once described as looking "prim and proper". The person who said it meant it as a compliment, but it sent my colleague over the edge. She suddenly started talking about going to Woodstock and wearing cowboy boots. And I'm talking about a woman who thinks music stopped with Mozart.
Let's start with florals, which are decidedly sophisticated this season - especially when toughened up with utilitarian wear or anchored with heavy black accents. A bright flowery pattern is great as long as the pattern is fine and kept as separates. It's easy, of course, to appear slightly prissy - a little too English garden party with tea and scones - so offset the look with a hard masculine stripe to counter the whimsical mood.
All of this is perfect on the eve of the Forties trend about to burst with retro pattern, vintage floral motifs and waist-cinching silhouettes based on Christian Dior's New Look. So make sure to stay firmly clear of anything windswept or loose - a lady does not want to billow, wave or flap, so keep things close to the skin, and well-fitted to the silhouette. Colour-wise, stick to muted tones such as mustards, pewter, rich maroon and navy blues in order to keep a modern hue, and if it's all a little too simple. try playing with a painterly effect - the digital age has brought some interesting design techniques. so try to venture beyond your normal comfort zone. One needs only take reference from Mary Katrantzou or Prabal Gurung's recent collections for inspiration. Both have both revolutionised modern print techniques.
All in all we have a fairly friendly trend here, so enjoy experimenting with texture and shape. From Miu Miu to Givenchy, there are an abundance of blooms to choose from, and all simple enough to mass produce quickly enough for the high street to get its hands on just as it leaves the catwalk.
Think fun - but not too fun - bright but not garish, loud without shouting, and eclectic without the madness, and you'll have a job not making a statement.
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VALENTINO MUSEUM We couldn't be more excited for the Italian fashion giant's new virtual museum.
CELEB MOVEMENT As if celebrities weren't already doing more than they should - now Naomi Campbell is a columnist for Interview magazine.
MORE FOR ALL Versace's highly successful collection for H&M is happening again pre-spring. Hello bold colours and classic prints.
RIHANNA DESIGNS We don't understand why the singer is designing pieces for Armani.
LONDON MOVE Stella McCartney will present her next collection during London Fashion Week, a step away from her usual Paris line-up.
Why are asylum seekers being housed in hotels?
The number of asylum applications in the UK has reached a new record high, driven by those illegally entering the country in small boats crossing the English Channel.
A total of 111,084 people applied for asylum in the UK in the year to June 2025, the highest number for any 12-month period since current records began in 2001.
Asylum seekers and their families can be housed in temporary accommodation while their claim is assessed.
The Home Office provides the accommodation, meaning asylum seekers cannot choose where they live.
When there is not enough housing, the Home Office can move people to hotels or large sites like former military bases.
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Uefa Champions League semi-finals, first leg
Liverpool v Roma
When: April 24, 10.45pm kick-off (UAE)
Where: Anfield, Liverpool
Live: BeIN Sports HD
Second leg: May 2, Stadio Olimpico, Rome
Score
Third Test, Day 2
New Zealand 274
Pakistan 139-3 (61 ov)
Pakistan trail by 135 runs with 7 wickets remaining in the innings
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Who's who in Yemen conflict
Houthis: Iran-backed rebels who occupy Sanaa and run unrecognised government
Yemeni government: Exiled government in Aden led by eight-member Presidential Leadership Council
Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south
Habrish 'rebels': Tribal-backed forces feuding with STC over control of oil in government territory
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UFC Fight Night 2
1am – Early prelims
2am – Prelims
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ABU DHABI ORDER OF PLAY
Starting at 10am:
Daria Kasatkina v Qiang Wang
Veronika Kudermetova v Annet Kontaveit (10)
Maria Sakkari (9) v Anastasia Potapova
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Company profile: buybackbazaar.com
Name: buybackbazaar.com
Started: January 2018
Founder(s): Pishu Ganglani and Ricky Husaini
Based: Dubai
Sector: FinTech, micro finance
Initial investment: $1 million
The Voice of Hind Rajab
Starring: Saja Kilani, Clara Khoury, Motaz Malhees
Director: Kaouther Ben Hania
Rating: 4/5
Dr Afridi's warning signs of digital addiction
Spending an excessive amount of time on the phone.
Neglecting personal, social, or academic responsibilities.
Losing interest in other activities or hobbies that were once enjoyed.
Having withdrawal symptoms like feeling anxious, restless, or upset when the technology is not available.
Experiencing sleep disturbances or changes in sleep patterns.
What are the guidelines?
Under 18 months: Avoid screen time altogether, except for video chatting with family.
Aged 18-24 months: If screens are introduced, it should be high-quality content watched with a caregiver to help the child understand what they are seeing.
Aged 2-5 years: Limit to one-hour per day of high-quality programming, with co-viewing whenever possible.
Aged 6-12 years: Set consistent limits on screen time to ensure it does not interfere with sleep, physical activity, or social interactions.
Teenagers: Encourage a balanced approach – screens should not replace sleep, exercise, or face-to-face socialisation.
Source: American Paediatric Association
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Three trading apps to try
Sharad Nair recommends three investment apps for UAE residents:
- For beginners or people who want to start investing with limited capital, Mr Nair suggests eToro. “The low fees and low minimum balance requirements make the platform more accessible,” he says. “The user interface is straightforward to understand and operate, while its social element may help ease beginners into the idea of investing money by looking to a virtual community.”
- If you’re an experienced investor, and have $10,000 or more to invest, consider Saxo Bank. “Saxo Bank offers a more comprehensive trading platform with advanced features and insight for more experienced users. It offers a more personalised approach to opening and operating an account on their platform,” he says.
- Finally, StashAway could work for those who want a hands-off approach to their investing. “It removes one of the biggest challenges for novice traders: picking the securities in their portfolio,” Mr Nair says. “A goal-based approach or view towards investing can help motivate residents who may usually shy away from investment platforms.”
Our legal columnist
Name: Yousef Al Bahar
Advocate at Al Bahar & Associate Advocates and Legal Consultants, established in 1994
Education: Mr Al Bahar was born in 1979 and graduated in 2008 from the Judicial Institute. He took after his father, who was one of the first Emirati lawyers
Company Profile
Name: Thndr
Started: 2019
Co-founders: Ahmad Hammouda and Seif Amr
Sector: FinTech
Headquarters: Egypt
UAE base: Hub71, Abu Dhabi
Current number of staff: More than 150
Funds raised: $22 million
Expert advice
“Join in with a group like Cycle Safe Dubai or TrainYAS, where you’ll meet like-minded people and always have support on hand.”
Stewart Howison, co-founder of Cycle Safe Dubai and owner of Revolution Cycles
“When you sweat a lot, you lose a lot of salt and other electrolytes from your body. If your electrolytes drop enough, you will be at risk of cramping. To prevent salt deficiency, simply add an electrolyte mix to your water.”
Cornelia Gloor, head of RAK Hospital’s Rehabilitation and Physiotherapy Centre
“Don’t make the mistake of thinking you can ride as fast or as far during the summer as you do in cooler weather. The heat will make you expend more energy to maintain a speed that might normally be comfortable, so pace yourself when riding during the hotter parts of the day.”
Chandrashekar Nandi, physiotherapist at Burjeel Hospital in Dubai
How to apply for a drone permit
- Individuals must register on UAE Drone app or website using their UAE Pass
- Add all their personal details, including name, nationality, passport number, Emiratis ID, email and phone number
- Upload the training certificate from a centre accredited by the GCAA
- Submit their request
What are the regulations?
- Fly it within visual line of sight
- Never over populated areas
- Ensure maximum flying height of 400 feet (122 metres) above ground level is not crossed
- Users must avoid flying over restricted areas listed on the UAE Drone app
- Only fly the drone during the day, and never at night
- Should have a live feed of the drone flight
- Drones must weigh 5 kg or less