There are websites dedicated to the silly statements made by Sepp Blatter, the Swiss president of Fifa. But the one that could end up haunting him seemed, before events of the last few days, to be fairly commonsensical: "Fifa cannot sit by and see greed rule the football world. Nor shall we."
As the eyes of fans were on the Uefa Champions League final in London yesterday, and only days before Fifa's members elect a president, the association dropped a bombshell by announcing that Mr Blatter has been summoned to appear before its ethics committee today.
He will be joining two other Fifa officials, Mohamed bin Hammam - who requested that Mr Blatter be investigated - and Jack Warner, both of whom are facing bribery claims. The allegations only reinforce the lingering suspicions of millions of football fans that all is not what it seems in Mr Blatter's increasingly dysfunctional family.
Fifa wields power that many countries can only dream of, and is involved in every aspect of the game across six continents: from funding grass roots football in the remotest of villages to organising the World Cup.
Today its reputation is in tatters. If top officials are found guilty of bribery, you will not find many football fans who are sympathetic, although some might celebrate if the mighty are brought low.
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Dubai Sports City Eagles 8 Dubai Exiles 85
Eagles
Try: Bailey
Pen: Carey
Exiles
Tries: Botes 3, Sackmann 2, Fourie 2, Penalty, Walsh, Gairn, Crossley, Stubbs
Cons: Gerber 7
Pens: Gerber 3
Man of the match: Tomas Sackmann (Exiles)
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Sustainable Development Goals
1. End poverty in all its forms everywhere
2. End hunger, achieve food security and improved nutrition and promote sustainable agriculture
3. Ensure healthy lives and promote well-being for all at all ages
4. Ensure inclusive and equitable quality education and promote lifelong learning opportunities for all
5. Achieve gender equality and empower all women and girls
6. Ensure availability and sustainable management of water and sanitation for all
7. Ensure access to affordable, reliable, sustainable and modern energy for all
8. Promote sustained, inclusive and sustainable economic growth, full and productive employment and decent work for all
9. Build resilient infrastructure, promote inclusive and sustainable industrialisation and foster innovation
10. Reduce inequality within and among countries
11. Make cities and human settlements inclusive, safe, resilient and sustainable
12. Ensure sustainable consumption and production patterns
13. Take urgent action to combat climate change and its effects
14. Conserve and sustainably use the oceans, seas and marine resources for sustainable development
15. Protect, restore and promote sustainable use of terrestrial ecosystems, sustainably manage forests, combat desertification, and halt and reverse land degradation and halt biodiversity loss
16. Promote peaceful and inclusive societies for sustainable development, provide access to justice for all and build effective, accountable and inclusive institutions at all levels
17. Strengthen the means of implementation and revitalise the global partnership for sustainable development
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Fixtures (6pm UAE unless stated)
Saturday Bournemouth v Leicester City, Chelsea v Manchester City (8.30pm), Huddersfield v Tottenham Hotspur (3.30pm), Manchester United v Crystal Palace, Stoke City v Southampton, West Bromwich Albion v Watford, West Ham United v Swansea City
Sunday Arsenal v Brighton (3pm), Everton v Burnley (5.15pm), Newcastle United v Liverpool (6.30pm)