Why is an investment banker like an Alt-A mortgage?
No, it is not a joke - or at least, not for the thousands of bankers, traders and other financial professionals who are about to be out of a job. But the wave of cuts brought on by the collapse of Lehman Brothers and the associated woes of its peers bears some similarities to the dud securities banks have been dumping since the credit crunch began.
It is hard to tell how many industry staffers will find themselves jobless, but here is a rough estimate after the early part of this week's mayhem.
Lehman had a headcount of about 26,000 as it collapsed. Bank of America has not said how many staff it will cut after gobbling up Merrill Lynch, but it looks to be aiming at around 10 per cent of combined costs. Apply that to their headcount, too, and it suggests a cull of a further 26,000. That is 52,000 jobs canned from Mad Monday alone.
Yet even before this week, Wall Street and London's square mile were paved with redundancy notices. Banks are often cagey about the real figures, but it looks like 14,000 jobs have been rubbed out this year at Citigroup, 9,000 at Unicredit, 7,000 each at Wachovia and UBS, 4,000 each at JPMorgan, National City and Morgan Stanley and roughly 1,500 each at Goldman Sachs and Credit Suisse. That takes the total to 104,000.
Like Alt-A mortgages trading for 30 cents on the dollar, it should not be a surprise to see formerly flush financiers taking similarly short haircuts to their earnings.
Brief scores:
Toss: Pakhtunkhwa Zalmi, chose to field
Environment Agency: 193-3 (20 ov)
Ikhlaq 76 not out, Khaliya 58, Ahsan 55
Pakhtunkhwa Zalmi: 194-2 (18.3 ov)
Afridi 95 not out, Sajid 55, Rizwan 36 not out
Result: Pakhtunkhwa won by 8 wickets
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MATCH INFO
Championship play-offs, second legs:
Aston Villa 0
Middlesbrough 0
(Aston Villa advance 1-0 on aggregate)
Fulham 2
Sessegnon (47'), Odoi (66')
Derby County 0
(Fulham advance 2-1 on aggregate)
Final
Saturday, May 26, Wembley. Kick off 8pm (UAE)
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MATCH INFO
Who: France v Italy
When: Friday, 11pm (UAE)
TV: BeIN Sports
The specs: 2018 Ford F-150
Price, base / as tested: Dh173,250 / Dh178,500
Engine: 5.0-litre V8
Power: 395hp @ 5,000rpm
Torque: 555Nm @ 2,750rpm
Transmission: 10-speed automatic
Fuel consumption, combined: 12.4L / 100km
Last-16
France 4
Griezmann (13' pen), Pavard (57'), Mbappe (64', 68')
Argentina 3
Di Maria (41'), Mercado (48'), Aguero (90 3')
Gifts exchanged
- King Charles - replica of President Eisenhower Sword
- Queen Camilla - Tiffany & Co vintage 18-carat gold, diamond and ruby flower brooch
- Donald Trump - hand-bound leather book with Declaration of Independence
- Melania Trump - personalised Anya Hindmarch handbag
Scoreline
Germany 2
Werner 9', Sane 19'
Netherlands 2
Promes 85', Van Dijk 90'
Timeline
2012-2015
The company offers payments/bribes to win key contracts in the Middle East
May 2017
The UK SFO officially opens investigation into Petrofac’s use of agents, corruption, and potential bribery to secure contracts
September 2021
Petrofac pleads guilty to seven counts of failing to prevent bribery under the UK Bribery Act
October 2021
Court fines Petrofac £77 million for bribery. Former executive receives a two-year suspended sentence
December 2024
Petrofac enters into comprehensive restructuring to strengthen the financial position of the group
May 2025
The High Court of England and Wales approves the company’s restructuring plan
July 2025
The Court of Appeal issues a judgment challenging parts of the restructuring plan
August 2025
Petrofac issues a business update to execute the restructuring and confirms it will appeal the Court of Appeal decision
October 2025
Petrofac loses a major TenneT offshore wind contract worth €13 billion. Holding company files for administration in the UK. Petrofac delisted from the London Stock Exchange
November 2025
180 Petrofac employees laid off in the UAE