If you could bottle risk, this week's product would be a particularly good vintage.
We've got Iran test-firing missiles, the Fed reaching out for unprecedented authority as Wall Street reaches new levels of anxiety and Bush and the G8 demonstrating their inability to come up with any coordinated response to the crisis.
Naturally, stocks in the Gulf have fallen in response, except in the UAE, where investors continue to ignore reality and pump up construction stocks and perpetuate the now ridiculous property bubble that has sent prices in Dubai 78 per cent in the past year.
Even if you believe emerging markets will continue to produce new millionaire émigrés despite what appears to be the impending global slowdown of 2009, will they necessarily continue to flock to given that Ahmedinejad seems intent on provoking the kind of military confrontation that will perpetuate the control of the Revolutionary Guards?
Clearly, many foreign investors are hedging their bets, pulling some cash out of the UAE. And lucky for us, so is Abu Dhabi, with the Abu Dhabi Investment Council concluding its bid to buy a stake in a portfolio of Manhattan real estate that includes part of the Chrysler Building.
Manhattan property prices also continue to rise and thanks to the combat soldiers patrolling Grand Central Station, New York office space seems a solid investment in a time of stagflation.
The other good news is that Big Oil is finally getting a chance to help expand Abu Dhabi city's oil and gas production following a deal giving ConocoPhilips a 40 per cent stake in developing the Shah natural gas field.
At the same time, Taqa continues to offset Abu Dhabi city's exposure to its own geography,buying more North Sea assets from Esso and Shell. Elsewhere, continues to make waves with its own investments, this time reportedly bidding for a casino in Monaco.
Let fly the dice of war.
MATCH INFO
Brescia 1 (Skrinia og, 76)
Inter Milan 2 (Martinez 33, Lukaku 63)
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
ESSENTIALS
The flights
Emirates flies from Dubai to Phnom Penh via Yangon from Dh2,700 return including taxes. Cambodia Bayon Airlines and Cambodia Angkor Air offer return flights from Phnom Penh to Siem Reap from Dh250 return including taxes. The flight takes about 45 minutes.
The hotels
Rooms at the Raffles Le Royal in Phnom Penh cost from $225 (Dh826) per night including taxes. Rooms at the Grand Hotel d'Angkor cost from $261 (Dh960) per night including taxes.
The tours
A cyclo architecture tour of Phnom Penh costs from $20 (Dh75) per person for about three hours, with Khmer Architecture Tours. Tailor-made tours of all of Cambodia, or sites like Angkor alone, can be arranged by About Asia Travel. Emirates Holidays also offers packages.
Usain Bolt's World Championships record
2007 Osaka
200m Silver
4x100m relay Silver
2009 Berlin
100m Gold
200m Gold
4x100m relay Gold
2011 Daegu
100m Disqualified in final for false start
200m Gold
4x100m relay Gold
2013 Moscow
100m Gold
200m Gold
4x100m relay Gold
2015 Beijing
100m Gold
200m Gold
4x100m relay Gold
Jetour T1 specs
Engine: 2-litre turbocharged
Power: 254hp
Torque: 390Nm
Price: From Dh126,000
Available: Now
THE BIO
Age: 33
Favourite quote: “If you’re going through hell, keep going” Winston Churchill
Favourite breed of dog: All of them. I can’t possibly pick a favourite.
Favourite place in the UAE: The Stray Dogs Centre in Umm Al Quwain. It sounds predictable, but it honestly is my favourite place to spend time. Surrounded by hundreds of dogs that love you - what could possibly be better than that?
Favourite colour: All the colours that dogs come in
'Gold'
Director:Anthony Hayes
Stars:Zaf Efron, Anthony Hayes
Rating:3/5
UAE central contracts
Full time contracts
Rohan Mustafa, Ahmed Raza, Mohammed Usman, Chirag Suri, Mohammed Boota, Sultan Ahmed, Zahoor Khan, Junaid Siddique, Waheed Ahmed, Zawar Farid
Part time contracts
Aryan Lakra, Ansh Tandon, Karthik Meiyappan, Rahul Bhatia, Alishan Sharafu, CP Rizwaan, Basil Hameed, Matiullah, Fahad Nawaz, Sanchit Sharma
Russia's Muslim Heartlands
Dominic Rubin, Oxford