As the coins went in one hole and a moment later came tumbling out of another, my frustration moved off the scale. I was standing by interchange one at Sheikh Zayed Road in Dubai, having jumped off the coach from Abu Dhabi, and was trying to buy a bus ticket to get to the airport. Alas, the days of paying for your bus ride by handing the fare to the driver are a thing of the past in Dubai, so I was among a scrum of people attempting to get a ticket from a recalcitrant machine.
The problem was, the stupid contraption did not like some of my Dh1 coins. It was fine with the older Dh1 pieces, but each time I dropped a newer disc of silver into the machine it was rejected. And I didn't have enough old coins for the Dh4 fare. Oh, and the machine wouldn't take notes. One bus driver loitering nearby suggested I use Dubai Metro, but that was of little use, since it goes to Terminal Three, which is on the other side of the airport to Terminal Two, where I was flying from.
And so I caught a taxi, which cost more than Dh20. This annoying little episode seemed to sum up what a pain - and more to the point, what an expense - getting to and from airports can be. My experiences when I landed at the Azerbaijani capital, Baku, were no better. As I was arriving late at night, I had arranged to be picked up by my hostel and, at the most, had expected to pay the standard taxi fare into town of 20 manat (Dh91.25).
That would have been expensive enough for a not particularly long journey into town, but instead the rip-off merchants charged me 30 manat (Dh137). And all that to take me to a hostel where there were tiny black worms on the bathroom floor. Disgusting. When I left the country five days later, the location of the bus stop indicated in my five-year-old guidebook had moved, and after a fruitless hour and a half trying to find out where the bus actually left from I had to get a taxi. I bargained the driver down from 20 manat to 15, which provided me with a little consolation, but it was nonetheless more money wasted.
Indeed, from all the countries I have visited, I think I could probably write a book on the difficulties of travelling to and from airports. In more cities than I care to remember, I have arrived tired and disorientated in an unfamiliar place, only to be greeted by shameless taxi drivers interested in nothing but fleecing me for all the money I possess. Generally I am wise to their tactics and I walk past the rows of cabs and clamber on board the nearest marshrutka, jeepney or whatever the local type of bus happens to be called in that particular country.
Taxis are a last resort only, when it's late or the public transport is poor or non-existent. Thankfully, in the UAE taxi drivers picking up from passengers from airports are honest and will not attempt to charge above the going rate. That going rate, however, is a lot more than the spendthrift would like it to be. While the standard fare is typically just a few dirhams, at airports the rate begins at Dh20. This starting rate has always struck me as way over the odds, and it is something that on only one occasion in the dozens of times I have arrived at a UAE airport I have ever paid.
In Dubai, if I am in a hurry to get somewhere and want to take a taxi rather than a bus, I walk out of the terminal building, head upstairs, use the flyover to cross the motorway, pass through the car park and keep going past Le Meridien until I get to another highway. There, I hail a taxi at the standard rate. Never mind if I am weighed down with luggage and it is the middle of summer, there is no way I am paying a starting fare of Dh20.
At Sharjah and Abu Dhabi airports, where buses are difficult or impossible to find, I simply pick up my backpack and keep walking until something more attractive than a Dh20 airport taxi comes along. Once in Sharjah, someone simply stopped as I navigated my way through the roadworks near the airport and offered me a lift into town. Other times I wait by a motorway until a standard taxi has come along and offers me a ride.
Yes, the UAE is a much better place to arrive in than many other countries we could all name, but when it comes to getting a ride to your hotel or home, unfortunately it's often not any cheaper - unless you make a bit of effort and leave the airport taxis behind. @Email:dbardsley@thenational.ae
The specs
Engine: 3.0-litre twin-turbo flat-six
Power: 480hp at 6,500rpm
Torque: 570Nm from 2,300-5,000rpm
Transmission: 8-speed dual-clutch auto
Fuel consumption: 10.4L/100km
Price: from Dh547,600
On sale: now
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Programmes: Judo, wrestling, kick-boxing, muay thai, taekwondo and various summer camps
Location: Inside Abu Dhabi City Golf Club, Al Mushrif, Abu Dhabi, UAE
Telephone: 971 50 220 0326
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UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Apple product price list
iPad Pro
11" - $799 (64GB)
12.9" - $999 (64GB)
MacBook Air
$1,199
Mac Mini
$799
The specs
Engine: 3.5-litre V6
Power: 272hp at 6,400rpm
Torque: 331Nm from 5,000rpm
Transmission: 8-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 9.7L/100km
On sale: now
Price: Dh149,000
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Name: Hassan Mohsen Elhais
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GAC GS8 Specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4cyl turbo
Power: 248hp at 5,200rpm
Torque: 400Nm at 1,750-4,000rpm
Transmission: 8-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 9.1L/100km
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh149,900
Specs
Engine: Electric motor generating 54.2kWh (Cooper SE and Aceman SE), 64.6kW (Countryman All4 SE)
Power: 218hp (Cooper and Aceman), 313hp (Countryman)
Torque: 330Nm (Cooper and Aceman), 494Nm (Countryman)
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh158,000 (Cooper), Dh168,000 (Aceman), Dh190,000 (Countryman)
MATCH INFO
Rugby World Cup (all times UAE)
Final: England v South Africa, Saturday, 1pm
Emergency phone numbers in the UAE
Estijaba – 8001717 – number to call to request coronavirus testing
Ministry of Health and Prevention – 80011111
Dubai Health Authority – 800342 – The number to book a free video or voice consultation with a doctor or connect to a local health centre
Emirates airline – 600555555
Etihad Airways – 600555666
Ambulance – 998
Knowledge and Human Development Authority – 8005432 ext. 4 for Covid-19 queries
Our legal consultants
Name: Hassan Mohsen Elhais
Position: legal consultant with Al Rowaad Advocates and Legal Consultants.
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The results of the first round are as follows:
Qais Saied (Independent): 18.4 per cent
Nabil Karoui (Qalb Tounes): 15.58 per cent
Abdelfattah Mourou (Ennahdha party): 12.88 per cent
Abdelkarim Zbidi (two-time defence minister backed by Nidaa Tounes party): 10.7 per cent
Youssef Chahed (former prime minister, leader of Long Live Tunisia): 7.3 per cent
The bio
Favourite book: The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
Favourite travel destination: Maldives and south of France
Favourite pastime: Family and friends, meditation, discovering new cuisines
Favourite Movie: Joker (2019). I didn’t like it while I was watching it but then afterwards I loved it. I loved the psychology behind it.
Favourite Author: My father for sure
Favourite Artist: Damien Hurst
Why it pays to compare
A comparison of sending Dh20,000 from the UAE using two different routes at the same time - the first direct from a UAE bank to a bank in Germany, and the second from the same UAE bank via an online platform to Germany - found key differences in cost and speed. The transfers were both initiated on January 30.
Route 1: bank transfer
The UAE bank charged Dh152.25 for the Dh20,000 transfer. On top of that, their exchange rate margin added a difference of around Dh415, compared with the mid-market rate.
Total cost: Dh567.25 - around 2.9 per cent of the total amount
Total received: €4,670.30
Route 2: online platform
The UAE bank’s charge for sending Dh20,000 to a UK dirham-denominated account was Dh2.10. The exchange rate margin cost was Dh60, plus a Dh12 fee.
Total cost: Dh74.10, around 0.4 per cent of the transaction
Total received: €4,756
The UAE bank transfer was far quicker – around two to three working days, while the online platform took around four to five days, but was considerably cheaper. In the online platform transfer, the funds were also exposed to currency risk during the period it took for them to arrive.
Zayed Sustainability Prize
MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League, last 16, first leg
Ajax v Real Madrid, midnight (Thursday), BeIN Sports
UAE and Russia in numbers
UAE-Russia ties stretch back 48 years
Trade between the UAE and Russia reached Dh12.5 bn in 2018
More than 3,000 Russian companies are registered in the UAE
Around 40,000 Russians live in the UAE
The number of Russian tourists travelling to the UAE will increase to 12 percent to reach 1.6 million in 2023
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets