Traders watch at the New York Stock Exchange as Federal Reserve chairman Jerome Powell announces a rate change. AP
Traders watch at the New York Stock Exchange as Federal Reserve chairman Jerome Powell announces a rate change. AP
Traders watch at the New York Stock Exchange as Federal Reserve chairman Jerome Powell announces a rate change. AP
Traders watch at the New York Stock Exchange as Federal Reserve chairman Jerome Powell announces a rate change. AP

How the US Fed is driving the stock market crash


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If you asked private investors what triggered this year’s stock market meltdown, most would probably name the war in Ukraine.

The possibility of the conflict with Russia causing a global catastrophe has hammered sentiment, but it’s not the prime cause of the crash.

Others may point to rampant inflation, triggered by this year’s energy shock and post-Covid supply shortages. It’s not that either.

China’s ongoing pandemic lockdowns haven’t helped, but the number one threat hanging over markets is none of the above.

It’s the US Federal Reserve.

The Fed is the main reason why markets and investors are running scared and the recovery won’t come until chairman Jerome Powell changes his hawkish tune.

When he turns dovish, markets will fly again. Some reckon that day isn’t far away and investors should be ready for it.

There’s an old saying that bull markets don’t die of old age, but are killed by the Federal Reserve. That has certainly been the case this year.

The Fed could have saved markets from Russian President Vladimir Putin, just as it saved them from the global financial crisis in 2008-2009 and the pandemic in March 2020.

All it needed to do was give them yet another blast of cheap money in the shape of near-zero interest rates and yet more quantitative easing.

And it would almost certainly have done so, if it wasn’t for inflation.

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Watch: US Fed chief warns of 'pain' in reducing inflation

Instead of bailing out the US economy, as it has done for the past 25 years or so, the Fed is actively aiming to smash a hole in the bottom by engineering a recession to stop prices from raging out of control.

It has reversed decades of monetary loosening by increasing the Fed funds rate from 0.25 per cent to 3.25 per cent in eight months, and shifted from QE to QT. Quantitative tightening is now shrinking the Fed’s balance sheet by $85 billion a month.

This is draining the global economy of liquidity, causing that crash we see around us.

Fed tightening has caused “havoc” and sent investors running for cover, says David Morrison, senior market analyst at Trade Nation.

There are few safe havens as Mr Powell gets belatedly tough on inflation.

“The S&P 500 has fallen up to 27 per cent this year, while many bond investors are down 40 per cent. Even traditional inflation hedges, like gold, have failed to shine,” Mr Morrison says.

Markets anticipate more tightening to come, pricing in “a near 100 per cent probability of another 75 basis-point rate increase to the Fed funds rate at this week’s meeting, which would lift it to 4 per cent”.

Yet, there are growing hopes that Mr Powell may soon strike a more dovish note, Mr Morrison says.

“Just a month ago, analysts were anticipating another 75 basis-point hike in December, but they have now dialled down this forecast. Given that rate hikes act with a lag, it makes sense to slow things down to avoid a deep recession,” he adds.

The Fed’s meeting on Tuesday and Wednesday this week could be pivotal.

“If the Fed signals, either in its statement or in Mr Powell’s subsequent press conference, that it’s preparing to back away from an overly aggressive programme of monetary tightening, we could see a significant market turnaround as we approach year-end,” according to Mr Morrison.

Jeremy Batstone-Carr, European strategist at Raymond Williams, also sees grounds for optimism.

While “in the very near term, base rates are going higher for sure, a de-escalation in the tightening process may not be too far away”, he says.

Investors have priced in a host of challenges, including tensions over Taiwan, Covid restrictions in China, UK and European political and economic disarray, and the collapsing Japanese yen, but Mr Batstone-Carr says they have missed something.

“What has not been discounted is the likelihood that the eventual outcomes from the array of crises befalling the planet in 2022 may conclude constructively.”

He suspects a recession, expected late 2022-2023, may prove short and shallow, and successfully reduce inflationary pressures.

While in the very near term, base rates are going higher for sure, a de-escalation in the tightening process may not be too far away
Jeremy Batstone-Carr,
European strategist at Raymond Williams

“This, in turn, will likely cause the rate hiking process to peak, at which point markets will focus squarely on monetary policy easing. With the challenges of 2022 in the rear-view mirror, the happy issue for investors will likely be how best to position portfolios for a more constructive future.”

This year’s global equity weakness has “taken much of the froth out of absolute valuation metrics” and laid the groundwork for a more constructive 2023, Mr Batstone-Carr adds.

The money supply is shrinking fast, suggesting that the Fed is winning its inflation fight, according to Giles Coghlan, chief market analyst at HYCM.

“As such, ahead of a possible hiking rate cycle slowdown, investors might consider a more bullish approach to the stock markets,” Mr Coghlan says.

“If the risks that have been weighing on stocks, such as central bank action and rising energy costs, begin to subside, today’s cheap stock valuations will become increasingly attractive.”

Central banks outside the US are already easing, with the Reserve Bank of Australia and the Bank of Canada lifting rates by 0.25 per cent and 50 basis points, respectively, in October.

That was more dovish than markets expected and offers bulls grounds for optimism, says Joshua Mahony, senior market analyst at online trading platform IG.

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Watch: why is everything so expensive right now?

Do not get carried away, though.

“We haven’t hit peak rates yet and a stubbornly high level of inflation could quell this near-term optimism,” he says.

John Wyn-Evans, head of investment strategy at Investec Wealth & Investment, is also concerned that investors could jump too soon, encouraged by recent “dovish surprises” from Australia and Canada.

As ever, it will be the Fed that will define the next leg of the financial market cycle.

“There is increasing chatter that it will consider when and how to slow the pace of increases, but this is far from the pivot that traders crave.”

Mr Wyn-Evans believes the Fed will only ease once activity and inflation are much weaker than today.

“The effects of the policy tightening that has already taken place will take a while to feed through to data and corporate earnings, and so there could be a drawn-out battle between the prospect of a rate-cycle peak and earnings downgrades.”

Investec is preparing for the big shift, starting to close its position of being “underweight” on equities.

“But we need more visibility on both corporate profits and the timing of the rate cycle to contemplate being outright bullish,” Mr Wyn-Evans says.

There is another old investor saying — you can’t fight the Fed. Investors shouldn’t even try. But they should watch it closely.

The Fed can kill any market rally, as we saw in the summer. It will also fire the starting pistol on the next one.

Just not yet.

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The flights

Emirates have direct flights from Dubai to Glasgow from Dh3,115. Alternatively, if you want to see a bit of Edinburgh first, then you can fly there direct with Etihad from Abu Dhabi.

The hotel

Located in the heart of Mackintosh's Glasgow, the Dakota Deluxe is perhaps the most refined hotel anywhere in the city. Doubles from Dh850

 Events and tours

There are various Mackintosh specific events throughout 2018 – for more details and to see a map of his surviving designs see glasgowmackintosh.com

For walking tours focussing on the Glasgow Style, see the website of the Glasgow School of Art. 

More information

For ideas on planning a trip to Scotland, visit www.visitscotland.com

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2025 Fifa Club World Cup groups

Group A: Palmeiras, Porto, Al Ahly, Inter Miami.

Group B: Paris Saint-Germain, Atletico Madrid, Botafogo, Seattle.

Group C: Bayern Munich, Auckland City, Boca Juniors, Benfica.

Group D: Flamengo, ES Tunis, Chelsea, Leon.

Group E: River Plate, Urawa, Monterrey, Inter Milan.

Group F: Fluminense, Borussia Dortmund, Ulsan, Mamelodi Sundowns.

Group G: Manchester City, Wydad, Al Ain, Juventus.

Group H: Real Madrid, Al Hilal, Pachuca, Salzburg.

Profile

Company: Justmop.com

Date started: December 2015

Founders: Kerem Kuyucu and Cagatay Ozcan

Sector: Technology and home services

Based: Jumeirah Lake Towers, Dubai

Size: 55 employees and 100,000 cleaning requests a month

Funding:  The company’s investors include Collective Spark, Faith Capital Holding, Oak Capital, VentureFriends, and 500 Startups. 

Biog:

Age: 34

Favourite superhero: Batman

Favourite sport: anything extreme

Favourite person: Muhammad Ali 

How to report a beggar

Abu Dhabi – Call 999 or 8002626 (Aman Service)

Dubai – Call 800243

Sharjah – Call 065632222

Ras Al Khaimah - Call 072053372

Ajman – Call 067401616

Umm Al Quwain – Call 999

Fujairah - Call 092051100 or 092224411

The story of Edge

Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed, Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi and Deputy Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces, established Edge in 2019.

It brought together 25 state-owned and independent companies specialising in weapons systems, cyber protection and electronic warfare.

Edge has an annual revenue of $5 billion and employs more than 12,000 people.

Some of the companies include Nimr, a maker of armoured vehicles, Caracal, which manufactures guns and ammunitions company, Lahab

 

RESULTS

6pm: Al Maktoum Challenge Round-2 – Group 1 (PA) $55,000 (Dirt) 1,900m
Winner: Rajeh, Antonio Fresu (jockey), Musabah Al Muhairi (trainer)

6.35pm: Oud Metha Stakes – Rated Conditions (TB) $60,000 (D) 1,200m
Winner: Get Back Goldie, William Buick, Doug O’Neill

7.10pm: Jumeirah Classic – Listed (TB) $150,000 (Turf) 1,600m
Winner: Sovereign Prince, James Doyle, Charlie Appleby

7.45pm: Firebreak Stakes – Group 3 (TB) $150,000 (D) 1,600m
Winner: Hypothetical, Mickael Barzalona, Salem bin Ghadayer

8.20pm: Al Maktoum Challenge Round-2 – Group 2 (TB) $350,000 (D) 1,900m
Winner: Hot Rod Charlie, William Buick, Doug O’Neill

8.55pm: Al Bastakiya Trial – Conditions (TB) $60,000 (D) 1,900m
Winner: Withering, Adrie de Vries, Fawzi Nass

9.30pm: Balanchine – Group 2 (TB) $180,000 (T) 1,800m
Winner: Creative Flair, William Buick, Charlie Appleby

Results

2.30pm: Park Avenue – Conditions (PA) Dh80,000 (Dirt) 2,000m; Winner: Rb Seqondtonone, Abdul Aziz Al Balushi (jockey), Helal Al Alawi (trainer)

3.05pm: Al Furjan – Maiden (TB) Dh82,500 (Turf) 1,200m; Winner: Bosphorus, Dane O’Neill, Bhupat Seemar

3.40pm: Mina – Rated Condition (TB) Dh105,000 (D) 1,600m; Winner: Royal Mews, Tadhg O’Shea, Bhupat Seemar

4.15pm: Aliyah – Handicap (TB) Dh87,500 (T) 1,900m; Winner: Ursa Minor, Ray Dawson, Ahmad bin Harmash

4.50pm: Riviera Beach – Rated Conditions (TB) Dh95,000 (D) 2,200m; Winner: Woodditton, Saif Al Balushi, Ahmad bin Harmash

5.25pm: Riviera – Handicap (TB) Dh2,000 (T) 2,000m; Winner: Al Madhar, Antonio Fresu, Musabah Al Muhairi

6pm: Creek Views – Handicap (TB) Dh95,000 (T) 1,400m; Winner: Al Salt, Dane O’Neill, Erwan Charpy

The specs

Engine: 6.2-litre supercharged V8

Power: 712hp at 6,100rpm

Torque: 881Nm at 4,800rpm

Transmission: 8-speed auto

Fuel consumption: 19.6 l/100km

Price: Dh380,000

On sale: now 

Infiniti QX80 specs

Engine: twin-turbocharged 3.5-liter V6

Power: 450hp

Torque: 700Nm

Price: From Dh450,000, Autograph model from Dh510,000

Available: Now

Results

Catchweight 60kg: Mohammed Al Katheeri (UAE) beat Mostafa El Hamy (EGY) TKO round 3

Light Heavyweight: Ibrahim El Sawi (EGY) no contest Kevin Oumar (COM) Unintentional knee by Oumer

Catchweight 73kg:  Yazid Chouchane (ALG) beat Ahmad Al Boussairy (KUW) Unanimous decision

Featherweight: Faris Khaleel Asha (JOR) beat Yousef Al Housani (UAE) TKO in round 2 through foot injury

Welterweight: Omar Hussein (JOR) beat Yassin Najid (MAR); Split decision

Middleweight: Yousri Belgaroui (TUN) beat Sallah Eddine Dekhissi (MAR); Round-1 TKO

Lightweight: Abdullah Mohammed Ali Musalim (UAE) beat Medhat Hussein (EGY); Triangle choke submission

Welterweight: Abdulla Al Bousheiri (KUW) beat Sofiane Oudina (ALG); Triangle choke Round-1

Lightweight: Mohammad Yahya (UAE) beat Saleem Al Bakri (JOR); Unanimous decision

Bantamweight: Ali Taleb (IRQ) beat Nawras Abzakh (JOR); TKO round-2

Catchweight 63kg: Rany Saadeh (PAL) beat Abdel Ali Hariri (MAR); Unanimous decision

Who's who in Yemen conflict

Houthis: Iran-backed rebels who occupy Sanaa and run unrecognised government

Yemeni government: Exiled government in Aden led by eight-member Presidential Leadership Council

Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south

Habrish 'rebels': Tribal-backed forces feuding with STC over control of oil in government territory

Desert Warrior

Starring: Anthony Mackie, Aiysha Hart, Ben Kingsley

Director: Rupert Wyatt

Rating: 3/5

Landfill in numbers

• Landfill gas is composed of 50 per cent methane

• Methane is 28 times more harmful than Co2 in terms of global warming

• 11 million total tonnes of waste are being generated annually in Abu Dhabi

• 18,000 tonnes per year of hazardous and medical waste is produced in Abu Dhabi emirate per year

• 20,000 litres of cooking oil produced in Abu Dhabi’s cafeterias and restaurants every day is thrown away

• 50 per cent of Abu Dhabi’s waste is from construction and demolition

RESULTS

Tottenham 1

Jan Vertonghen 13'

Norwich 1

Josip Drmic 78'

2-3 on penalties

MATCH INFO

Fixture: Thailand v UAE, Tuesday, 4pm (UAE)

TV: Abu Dhabi Sports

Global Fungi Facts

• Scientists estimate there could be as many as 3 million fungal species globally
• Only about 160,000 have been officially described leaving around 90% undiscovered
• Fungi account for roughly 90% of Earth's unknown biodiversity
• Forest fungi help tackle climate change, absorbing up to 36% of global fossil fuel emissions annually and storing around 5 billion tonnes of carbon in the planet's topsoil

Tips for newlyweds to better manage finances

All couples are unique and have to create a financial blueprint that is most suitable for their relationship, says Vijay Valecha, chief investment officer at Century Financial. He offers his top five tips for couples to better manage their finances.

Discuss your assets and debts: When married, it’s important to understand each other’s personal financial situation. It’s necessary to know upfront what each party brings to the table, as debts and assets affect spending habits and joint loan qualifications. Discussing all aspects of their finances as a couple prevents anyone from being blindsided later.

Decide on the financial/saving goals: Spouses should independently list their top goals and share their lists with one another to shape a joint plan. Writing down clear goals will help them determine how much to save each month, how much to put aside for short-term goals, and how they will reach their long-term financial goals.

Set a budget: A budget can keep the couple be mindful of their income and expenses. With a monthly budget, couples will know exactly how much they can spend in a category each month, how much they have to work with and what spending areas need to be evaluated.

Decide who manages what: When it comes to handling finances, it’s a good idea to decide who manages what. For example, one person might take on the day-to-day bills, while the other tackles long-term investments and retirement plans.

Money date nights: Talking about money should be a healthy, ongoing conversation and couples should not wait for something to go wrong. They should set time aside every month to talk about future financial decisions and see the progress they’ve made together towards accomplishing their goals.

Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.

Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.

“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.

Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.

From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.

Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.

BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.

Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.

Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.

“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.

“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.

“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”

The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”

The Brutalist

Director: Brady Corbet

Stars: Adrien Brody, Felicity Jones, Guy Pearce, Joe Alwyn

Rating: 3.5/5

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Brief scores:

Newcastle United 1

Perez 23'

Wolverhampton Rovers 2

Jota 17', Doherty 90' 4

Red cards: Yedlin 57'

Man of the Match: Diogo Jota (Wolves)

Monster

Directed by: Anthony Mandler

Starring: Kelvin Harrison Jr., John David Washington 

3/5

 

Uefa Nations League: How it works

The Uefa Nations League, introduced last year, has reached its final stage, to be played over five days in northern Portugal. The format of its closing tournament is compact, spread over two semi-finals, with the first, Portugal versus Switzerland in Porto on Wednesday evening, and the second, England against the Netherlands, in Guimaraes, on Thursday.

The winners of each semi will then meet at Porto’s Dragao stadium on Sunday, with the losing semi-finalists contesting a third-place play-off in Guimaraes earlier that day.

Qualifying for the final stage was via League A of the inaugural Nations League, in which the top 12 European countries according to Uefa's co-efficient seeding system were divided into four groups, the teams playing each other twice between September and November. Portugal, who finished above Italy and Poland, successfully bid to host the finals.

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Long read

Mageed Yahia, director of WFP in UAE: Coronavirus knows no borders, and neither should the response

World Cricket League Division 2

In Windhoek, Namibia - Top two teams qualify for the World Cup Qualifier in Zimbabwe, which starts on March 4.

UAE fixtures

Thursday February 8, v Kenya; Friday February 9, v Canada; Sunday February 11, v Nepal; Monday February 12, v Oman; Wednesday February 14, v Namibia; Thursday February 15, final

The specs
  • Engine: 3.9-litre twin-turbo V8
  • Power: 640hp
  • Torque: 760nm
  • On sale: 2026
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