The wacky world of social media continues to amaze, baffle and infuriate me in equal measure.
Top of the list is LinkedIn, the job-seekers’ website that masquerades as a social network. I’ve never really understood LinkedIn, but rather against my better judgement, I joined up and put some (fairly bland) information up there, mainly because it seemed all my friends seemed to be doing it.
For a long time I just left it there and forgot about it, but now I get a daily reminder of LinkedIn’s presence, and my role within it, via the wave of “endorsements” that stream my way.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s nice to have a pat on the back, and many of the endorsements tend to come from old friends and acquaintances. It’s good to get a reminder that they’re still around and thinking of me, and a prompt to arrange a coffee meeting or something similar.
But after three decades in journalism it seems just a tad late for somebody I’ve maybe known only a couple of years to be endorsing my skills in the profession. I appreciate it, but shrug it off with the same indifference you give to a belated birthday card: “Well, if you couldn’t remember on the day …”
And the most annoying thing is that most of the endorsements I get are for “new skills”. At first I thought this was great, people out there were recognising my daily development as a human being. Maybe they’d got wind of the fact that my violin playing was actually coming along pretty well, or my vol-au-vent cases were to die for.
But then somebody pointed out that actually LinkedIn meant “news skill”, in other words the basic skill of journalism. Belated birthday card syndrome again.
Just for the record, I’ve never endorsed somebody back on LinkedIn, and don’t intend to either. This “you scratch my back” circle has to be broken somewhere.
Then there’s Facebook, for me a closed book. I have a page, but only ever look at it in order to follow the proceedings of the official UAE Tottenham Hotspur Supporters Club, of which I am a proud member. (Notice that “official” bit – the football club back in north London has finally recognised us as the real thing.)
Apart from that, I can honestly say I've never used Facebook in my life, but maybe I've missed out. I hear it's getting to be quite a big thing now, even generating headlines on the main BBC news website.
This one leapt out at me recently: “Concern over Facebook edit function.” Now that’s what I call hard-hitting, sharp-end news. It could only be followed by something even stronger, maybe: “Mild discomfort over jammed laptop key”, or even “Boredom as YouTube user awaits download.”
Finally of course, there is Twitter, the micro-blogger that is gearing up for an IPO on the New York markets. I’ve gotten in trouble with Twitter before, as some readers of this notebook will recall.
It’s just too easy to hit that “tweet” button without due care and attention at the most inappropriate times and over the riskiest subjects.
But the world’s investor community seems to have no such reservation. The IPO, when it comes, is expected to value Twitter at something over US$10 billion. That is very serious money indeed.
I make this firm prediction now: if Twitter gets away at that price, and rises to a premium in the first few days of trading, it will be the clearest signal yet that the recovery in global equity markets has overheated, and should be taken as a “sell” indicator.
If Twitter is worth $10bn, I'm a banana.
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The biog
Name: Mariam Ketait
Emirate: Dubai
Hobbies: I enjoy travelling, experiencing new things, painting, reading, flying, and the French language
Favourite quote: "Be the change you wish to see" - unknown
Favourite activity: Connecting with different cultures
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At Eternity’s Gate
Director: Julian Schnabel
Starring: Willem Dafoe, Oscar Isaacs, Mads Mikkelsen
Three stars
The specs
Engine: 3-litre twin-turbo V6
Power: 400hp
Torque: 475Nm
Transmission: 9-speed automatic
Price: From Dh215,900
On sale: Now
WWE Evolution results
- Trish Stratus and Lita beat Alicia Fox and Mickie James in a tag match
- Nia Jax won a battle royal, eliminating Ember Moon last to win
- Toni Storm beat Io Shirai to win the Mae Young Classic
- Natalya, Sasha Banks and Bayley beat The Riott Squad in a six-woman tag match
- Shayna Baszler won the NXT Women’s title by defeating Kairi Sane
- Becky Lynch retained the SmackDown Women’s Championship against Charlotte Flair in a Last Woman Standing match
- Ronda Rousey retained the Raw Women’s title by beating Nikki Bella
Gully Boy
Director: Zoya Akhtar
Producer: Excel Entertainment & Tiger Baby
Cast: Ranveer Singh, Alia Bhatt, Kalki Koechlin, Siddhant Chaturvedi
Rating: 4/5 stars
Director: Laxman Utekar
Cast: Vicky Kaushal, Akshaye Khanna, Diana Penty, Vineet Kumar Singh, Rashmika Mandanna
Rating: 1/5
UPI facts
More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
More than 3.5 million Indians reside in UAE
Indian tourists can make purchases in UAE using rupee accounts in India through QR-code-based UPI real-time payment systems
Indian residents in UAE can use their non-resident NRO and NRE accounts held in Indian banks linked to a UAE mobile number for UPI transactions
Cricket World Cup League 2
UAE squad
Rahul Chopra (captain), Aayan Afzal Khan, Ali Naseer, Aryansh Sharma, Basil Hameed, Dhruv Parashar, Junaid Siddique, Muhammad Farooq, Muhammad Jawadullah, Muhammad Waseem, Omid Rahman, Rahul Bhatia, Tanish Suri, Vishnu Sukumaran, Vriitya Aravind
Fixtures
Friday, November 1 – Oman v UAE
Sunday, November 3 – UAE v Netherlands
Thursday, November 7 – UAE v Oman
Saturday, November 9 – Netherlands v UAE
The specs
Engine: 3.0-litre six-cylinder turbo
Power: 398hp from 5,250rpm
Torque: 580Nm at 1,900-4,800rpm
Transmission: Eight-speed auto
Fuel economy, combined: 6.5L/100km
On sale: December
Price: From Dh330,000 (estimate)
Top investing tips for UAE residents in 2021
Build an emergency fund: Make sure you have enough cash to cover six months of expenses as a buffer against unexpected problems before you begin investing, advises Steve Cronin, the founder of DeadSimpleSaving.com.
Think long-term: When you invest, you need to have a long-term mindset, so don’t worry about momentary ups and downs in the stock market.
Invest worldwide: Diversify your investments globally, ideally by way of a global stock index fund.
Is your money tied up: Avoid anything where you cannot get your money back in full within a month at any time without any penalty.
Skip past the promises: “If an investment product is offering more than 10 per cent return per year, it is either extremely risky or a scam,” Mr Cronin says.
Choose plans with low fees: Make sure that any funds you buy do not charge more than 1 per cent in fees, Mr Cronin says. “If you invest by yourself, you can easily stay below this figure.” Managed funds and commissionable investments often come with higher fees.
Be sceptical about recommendations: If someone suggests an investment to you, ask if they stand to gain, advises Mr Cronin. “If they are receiving commission, they are unlikely to recommend an investment that’s best for you.”
Get financially independent: Mr Cronin advises UAE residents to pursue financial independence. Start with a Google search and improve your knowledge via expat investing websites or Facebook groups such as SimplyFI.
The specs: 2018 Nissan Patrol Nismo
Price: base / as tested: Dh382,000
Engine: 5.6-litre V8
Gearbox: Seven-speed automatic
Power: 428hp @ 5,800rpm
Torque: 560Nm @ 3,600rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 12.7L / 100km
Killing of Qassem Suleimani
UAE v Gibraltar
What: International friendly
When: 7pm kick off
Where: Rugby Park, Dubai Sports City
Admission: Free
Online: The match will be broadcast live on Dubai Exiles’ Facebook page
UAE squad: Lucas Waddington (Dubai Exiles), Gio Fourie (Exiles), Craig Nutt (Abu Dhabi Harlequins), Phil Brady (Harlequins), Daniel Perry (Dubai Hurricanes), Esekaia Dranibota (Harlequins), Matt Mills (Exiles), Jaen Botes (Exiles), Kristian Stinson (Exiles), Murray Reason (Abu Dhabi Saracens), Dave Knight (Hurricanes), Ross Samson (Jebel Ali Dragons), DuRandt Gerber (Exiles), Saki Naisau (Dragons), Andrew Powell (Hurricanes), Emosi Vacanau (Harlequins), Niko Volavola (Dragons), Matt Richards (Dragons), Luke Stevenson (Harlequins), Josh Ives (Dubai Sports City Eagles), Sean Stevens (Saracens), Thinus Steyn (Exiles)
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The specs
Engine: Direct injection 4-cylinder 1.4-litre
Power: 150hp
Torque: 250Nm
Price: From Dh139,000
On sale: Now
Nepotism is the name of the game
Salman Khan’s father, Salim Khan, is one of Bollywood’s most legendary screenwriters. Through his partnership with co-writer Javed Akhtar, Salim is credited with having paved the path for the Indian film industry’s blockbuster format in the 1970s. Something his son now rules the roost of. More importantly, the Salim-Javed duo also created the persona of the “angry young man” for Bollywood megastar Amitabh Bachchan in the 1970s, reflecting the angst of the average Indian. In choosing to be the ordinary man’s “hero” as opposed to a thespian in new Bollywood, Salman Khan remains tightly linked to his father’s oeuvre. Thanks dad.
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Baby Driver
Director: Edgar Wright
Starring: Ansel Elgort, Kevin Spacey, Jamie Foxx, Lily James
Three and a half stars