Twenty-four years ago, I took up a teaching post at the American University of Beirut. I lived at the Mayflower Hotel, situated, as it still is, in the block between Makdissi and Sidani streets, in a top-floor room.
The lift only worked when the government electricity was on, which back then was about eight hours a day. Climbing the 10 floors at least once a day was good exercise, but I decided that my new life needed an equally new look.
Across the road from the hotel was Azzam, a shirtmaker, who I passed. The interior tableau was always the same: shirtmaker would be cutting or sewing, while a petite blonde would sit, chain smoking on a stool at an ironing board. Everyday I wanted to go in and discuss collars and cuffs and fabric but felt inhibited by my poor Arabic.
My aunt, with whom I dined several times a week, came to the rescue, teaching me how to ask for “a poplin shirt with a cutaway collar, double cuffs and no breast pocket, thank you very much”.
Still, it took me a few days to summon up the nerve to go inside. The trouble was that, never having seen any customers being fitted, I was worried that I had got it all wrong. That despite the blocks of material and the evident tailoring, he didn’t actually make shirts, that somehow I had got it all wrong and that he was a dry cleaner that did alterations.
Then one day, the chain-smoking blonde motioned me to come in. “When are you going to buy a shirt?” she asked in French. “I see you all the time. You want a shirt, don’t you?” The man I presumed was Mr Azzam was already moving towards me, stepping out from behind his table, his tape measure hanging ominously round his pudgy neck like a stethoscope.
I was determined to put my aunt’s Arabic to good use, but before I could say anything, he raised his arms and let out a long low bellow from the back of his throat. Clutching his chest with both hands and then making a Popeye-like bicep clench, signalled to his sister that I was a strong man.
So Mr Azzam was mute and the blonde, as it turned out, was his loyal sister, who wasted no time with the questions: Had I just arrived in the country? Yes. Where did I work? American University of Beirut. Ah, a doctor? I protested, flattered by the sudden elevation of simple language teacher to full-on lecturer, but my protestations were clearly too feeble. From that moment on I was “Dr Michael”.
Mr Azzam – “Azzam, Beirut” sat proudly on the label in light-blue print on a white background – didn’t have poplin in the colour I wanted, so I opted for a pleasing mid-blue, end-on-end weave, and despite his very debilitating handicap, we were able to discuss details, such as collars and cuffs. I insisted on a cutaway. He relayed this with a loud bellow to his sister who dutifully made a note, before, with a tone that verged on compassion, telling me it was very English. My choice of double cuffs warranted a nod of approval, but my decision not have the shirt monogrammed, which would have smacked a little too much of my father’s generation, only reinforced her opinion that I wasn’t making the best of my purchase, which, by the way, cost a princely $30.
A file was duly opened and my measurements recorded. Mr Azzam (I never knew if that was his first or family name) made me five more shirts over the next two years, including the one I wore on the day I got married. I heard he died a few years ago, and am ashamed to say that all his shirts were eventually given to charity when I began to pile on the kilos. But what he did do was make a young man in a new country on a modest $600 a month, living in a tiny room on the top floor of a hotel with a lift that rarely worked, feel like a prince.
Michael Karam is a freelance writer who lives between Beirut and Brighton.
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Rating: 1 out of 4
Running time: 81 minutes
Director: David Blue Garcia
Starring: Sarah Yarkin, Elsie Fisher, Mark Burnham
Other acts on the Jazz Garden bill
Sharrie Williams
The American singer is hugely respected in blues circles due to her passionate vocals and songwriting. Born and raised in Michigan, Williams began recording and touring as a teenage gospel singer. Her career took off with the blues band The Wiseguys. Such was the acclaim of their live shows that they toured throughout Europe and in Africa. As a solo artist, Williams has also collaborated with the likes of the late Dizzy Gillespie, Van Morrison and Mavis Staples.
Lin Rountree
An accomplished smooth jazz artist who blends his chilled approach with R‘n’B. Trained at the Duke Ellington School of the Arts in Washington, DC, Rountree formed his own band in 2004. He has also recorded with the likes of Kem, Dwele and Conya Doss. He comes to Dubai on the back of his new single Pass The Groove, from his forthcoming 2018 album Stronger Still, which may follow his five previous solo albums in cracking the top 10 of the US jazz charts.
Anita Williams
Dubai-based singer Anita Williams will open the night with a set of covers and swing, jazz and blues standards that made her an in-demand singer across the emirate. The Irish singer has been performing in Dubai since 2008 at venues such as MusicHall and Voda Bar. Her Jazz Garden appearance is career highlight as she will use the event to perform the original song Big Blue Eyes, the single from her debut solo album, due for release soon.
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Brief scores:
Toss: Australia, chose to bat
Australia: 272-9 (50 ov)
Khawaja 100, Handscomb 52; Bhuvneshwar 3-48
India: 237 (50 ov)
Rohit 56, Bhuvneshwar 46; Zampa 3-46
Player of the Match: Usman Khawaja (Australia)
Player of the Series: Usman Khawaja (Australia)
World Cup warm-up fixtures
Friday, May 24:
- Pakistan v Afghanistan (Bristol)
- Sri Lanka v South Africa (Cardiff)
Saturday, May 25
- England v Australia (Southampton)
- India v New Zealand (The Oval, London)
Sunday, May 26
- South Africa v West Indies (Bristol)
- Pakistan v Bangladesh (Cardiff)
Monday, May 27
- Australia v Sri Lanka (Southampton)
- England v Afghanistan (The Oval, London)
Tuesday, May 28
- West Indies v New Zealand (Bristol)
- Bangladesh v India (Cardiff)
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Thursday’s fixtures
6pm: Hyderabad Nawabs v Pakhtoon Warriors
10pm: Lahore Sikandars v Pakhtoon Blasters
Teams
Chennai Knights, Lahore Sikandars, Pakhtoon Blasters, Abu Dhabi Stars, Abu Dhabi Dragons, Pakhtoon Warriors and Hyderabad Nawabs.
Squad rules
All teams consist of 15-player squads that include those contracted in the diamond (3), platinum (2) and gold (2) categories, plus eight free to sign team members.
Tournament rules
The matches are of 25 over-a-side with an 8-over power play in which only two fielders allowed outside the 30-yard circle. Teams play in a single round robin league followed by the semi-finals and final. The league toppers will feature in the semi-final eliminator.
Tightening the screw on rogue recruiters
The UAE overhauled the procedure to recruit housemaids and domestic workers with a law in 2017 to protect low-income labour from being exploited.
Only recruitment companies authorised by the government are permitted as part of Tadbeer, a network of labour ministry-regulated centres.
A contract must be drawn up for domestic workers, the wages and job offer clearly stating the nature of work.
The contract stating the wages, work entailed and accommodation must be sent to the employee in their home country before they depart for the UAE.
The contract will be signed by the employer and employee when the domestic worker arrives in the UAE.
Only recruitment agencies registered with the ministry can undertake recruitment and employment applications for domestic workers.
Penalties for illegal recruitment in the UAE include fines of up to Dh100,000 and imprisonment
But agents not authorised by the government sidestep the law by illegally getting women into the country on visit visas.