Slash performs on stage during the Guns N’ Roses Not In This Lifetime’Tour at Domain Stadium on February 21, 2017 in Perth, Australia. Paul Kane / Getty Images
Slash performs on stage during the Guns N’ Roses Not In This Lifetime’Tour at Domain Stadium on February 21, 2017 in Perth, Australia. Paul Kane / Getty Images
Slash performs on stage during the Guns N’ Roses Not In This Lifetime’Tour at Domain Stadium on February 21, 2017 in Perth, Australia. Paul Kane / Getty Images
Slash performs on stage during the Guns N’ Roses Not In This Lifetime’Tour at Domain Stadium on February 21, 2017 in Perth, Australia. Paul Kane / Getty Images

What to expect at Dubai’s Guns N’ Roses reunion concert


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The title of the Guns N’ Roses reunion tour, “Not in This ­Lifetime”, indicates just how unlikely most fans – and even the band members – thought it was that they would ever see the chief protagonists, frontman Axl Rose and guitarist Slash, together again on stage.

But defying all expectations, and overcoming no little animosity ­between the infamously egotistical singer and the famously gifted axe man, the lead Gunners duo are together again, 21 years after Slash quit the band. ­Classic-era bassist Duff McKagan, who departed soon after Slash, is also in tow.

After a run of gigs that started in their native United States last year, before moving through Central and South ­America, their world-gobbling run of shows continues at Autism Rocks Arena in Dubai on Friday.

It’s the final date of an Asian and ­Australian tour, ­before the hard-rock juggernaut turns its attention to Europe in May.

We slipped on our skintight jeans to check out the first of two recent GN’R shows at Saitama Super Arena in Tokyo to find out what we can expect in Dubai.

The production

With sweeping stairs at the back, modest protruding wings for guitar-solo posing to the left and right, and a centre section for Axl to strut his stuff, if you squinted at the Tokyo show, you could almost imagine the stage was ­falcon-shaped – which would please plenty of people in the UAE.

The stage is certainly big enough to ­necessitate a certain level of fitness for the band to cover all its extremities.

­Accordingly, perhaps, "Fatxl" is a little trimmer now compared to his much-­derided excesses while gigging in the early noughties, during the overly long gestational period leading up to comeback album, Chinese Democracy, in 2008.

A huge screen at the rear of the stage and projections onto floor-to-ceiling drapes mean that regardless of his ­reduced bulk, you can’t miss Axl.

Confetti cannons explode paper fragments into the air during the final number, a joyous rendition of Paradise City.

The performance

They are older but, on the whole, in ­Tokyo GN’R blasted out the hits with the verve of men half their age.

Axl’s voice is just about there, if a little higher, behind pearly-white teeth.

His clean-shaven appearance, meanwhile, coupled with nods to his 1980s dress sense – most notably a bandana – suggest he is attempting to recreate the drama of a time when GN’R were ­labelled “the most dangerous band in the world”.

Axl gets to have a little sit-down while indulging his Elton John-­esque, ivory-tinkling whims – but when this includes the mighty November Rain, which results in a sea of phone lights, who even cares.

Slash is unchanged from the GN’R heyday: spray-on-snug trousers, tight T-shirt, top hat balanced atop his shock of black hair.

At 51, the British-born six-string-slinger can still shred, wielding a Gibson Les Paul snarl that nobody else can replicate and finishing the show ­soloing behind his head.

But while it is life-affirming to see Axl and Slash perform together again, there is the feeling that even if old grudges have been put aside, the pair probably do not have the kind of rapport they enjoyed during the band’s early last-gang-in-town days, when they lived together in less-than-salubrious areas of Los Angeles.

It’s also incongruous watching Slash and Duff gamely play along on a smattering of forgettable material from what we’ll call “The Wilderness Years”, when they were not in the band.

The songs

The set list is by turns magnificent and confusing. Everything from Appetite for Destruction sounds world-endingly sleazy, particularly when Nightrain is dusted off pre-encore.

Axl even avoids asking for "some reggae" midway through the Bob Dylan cover Knockin' on Heaven's Door (check YouTube for evidence of his past obsession with adding unnecessary "riddim").

Another cover during the encore is a rendition of The Who's The Seeker.

That is preceded by one of the most surreal moments of the night, when Axl emerges for encore opener Don't Cry wearing a baseball cap adorned with what appears to be tiny model cats, then barely contains his laughter during the opening lines.

The merchandise

It will be interesting to see if there is ­geographically specific merch in ­Dubai, although it will be hard to top the ­finest Japanese effort: a skeletal Godzilla smashing an apocalyptic Tokyo ­landscape beneath the legend “The incredible, unstoppable... Guns N’ Roses”.

Axl Rose riding into town on a camel, perhaps?

Look out for

The previously punctuality-averse Axl turning up on time. Perhaps that is actually the shocking reality that the tour’s title is referencing.

Sadly, there is little possibility of ­unexpected megastar musical guests to appear on stage with GN’R in Dubai. While ­previous tour legs have included support acts as varied as grunge veterans Alice in Chains through to Japanese girl rockers Babymetal, in Dubai, UAE band Point of View will open proceedings.

Why you should go

Because Guns N' Roses are one of those bands that transcend time and, ­particularly in the case of Appetite for Destruction, their bombastic sounds have aged surprisingly well.

They have also declared this a ­beyond-once-in-a-lifetime event, and given the amount of hedonism they got through in their glory days, this might ­conceivably be the final chance you get to see GN’R as a rock ’n’ roll force in its original form.

• Guns N' Roses perform at Autism Rocks Arena, Dubai Outlet Mall tomorrow. Doors open at 4pm. Tickets cost from Dh400 at www.platinumlist.net

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Created in 1961, the World Food Programme is pledged to fight hunger worldwide as well as providing emergency food assistance in a crisis.

One of the organisation’s goals is the Zero Hunger Pledge, adopted by the international community in 2015 as one of the 17 Sustainable Goals for Sustainable Development, to end world hunger by 2030.

The WFP, a branch of the United Nations, is funded by voluntary donations from governments, businesses and private donations.

Almost two thirds of its operations currently take place in conflict zones, where it is calculated that people are more than three times likely to suffer from malnutrition than in peaceful countries.

It is currently estimated that one in nine people globally do not have enough to eat.

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These portfolios are made up of exchange traded funds (ETFs) with exposure to indices such as US and global equities, fixed-income products like bonds, though exposure to real estate, commodity ETFs or gold is also possible.

Investing in ETFs allows robo-advisers to offer fees far lower than traditional investments, such as actively managed mutual funds bought through a bank or broker. Investors can buy ETFs directly via a brokerage, but with robo-advisers they benefit from investment portfolios matched to their risk tolerance as well as being user friendly.

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Bernardo Silva 16', Sterling 57', Gundogan 79'

Bournemouth 1

Wilson 44'

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His favourite book - 1984 by George Orwell

His favourite quote - 'If you think education is expensive, try ignorance' by Derek Bok, Former President of Harvard

Favourite place to travel to - Peloponnese, Southern Greece

Favourite movie - The Last Emperor

Favourite personality from history - Alexander the Great

Role Model - My father, Yiannis Davos

 

 

Defending champions

World Series: South Africa
Women’s World Series: Australia
Gulf Men’s League: Dubai Exiles
Gulf Men’s Social: Mediclinic Barrelhouse Warriors
Gulf Vets: Jebel Ali Dragons Veterans
Gulf Women: Dubai Sports City Eagles
Gulf Under 19: British School Al Khubairat
Gulf Under 19 Girls: Dubai Exiles
UAE National Schools: Al Safa School
International Invitational: Speranza 22
International Vets: Joining Jack

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Brunch has been around, is some form or another, for more than a century. The word was first mentioned in print in an 1895 edition of Hunter’s Weekly, after making the rounds among university students in Britain. The article, entitled Brunch: A Plea, argued the case for a later, more sociable weekend meal. “By eliminating the need to get up early on Sunday, brunch would make life brighter for Saturday night carousers. It would promote human happiness in other ways as well,” the piece read. “It is talk-compelling. It puts you in a good temper, it makes you satisfied with yourself and your fellow beings, it sweeps away the worries and cobwebs of the week.” More than 100 years later, author Guy Beringer’s words still ring true, especially in the UAE, where brunches are often used to mark special, sociable occasions.

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Results

Stage seven

1. Tadej Pogacar (SLO) UAE Team Emirates, in 3:20:24

2. Adam Yates (GBR) Ineos Grenadiers, at 1s

3. Pello Bilbao (ESP) Bahrain-Victorious, at 5s

General Classification

1. Tadej Pogacar (SLO) UAE Team Emirates, in 25:38:16

2. Adam Yates (GBR) Ineos Grenadiers, at 22s

3. Pello Bilbao (ESP) Bahrain-Victorious, at 48s

hall of shame

SUNDERLAND 2002-03

No one has ended a Premier League season quite like Sunderland. They lost each of their final 15 games, taking no points after January. They ended up with 19 in total, sacking managers Peter Reid and Howard Wilkinson and losing 3-1 to Charlton when they scored three own goals in eight minutes.

SUNDERLAND 2005-06

Until Derby came along, Sunderland’s total of 15 points was the Premier League’s record low. They made it until May and their final home game before winning at the Stadium of Light while they lost a joint record 29 of their 38 league games.

HUDDERSFIELD 2018-19

Joined Derby as the only team to be relegated in March. No striker scored until January, while only two players got more assists than goalkeeper Jonas Lossl. The mid-season appointment Jan Siewert was to end his time as Huddersfield manager with a 5.3 per cent win rate.

ASTON VILLA 2015-16

Perhaps the most inexplicably bad season, considering they signed Idrissa Gueye and Adama Traore and still only got 17 points. Villa won their first league game, but none of the next 19. They ended an abominable campaign by taking one point from the last 39 available.

FULHAM 2018-19

Terrible in different ways. Fulham’s total of 26 points is not among the lowest ever but they contrived to get relegated after spending over £100 million (Dh457m) in the transfer market. Much of it went on defenders but they only kept two clean sheets in their first 33 games.

LA LIGA: Sporting Gijon, 13 points in 1997-98.

BUNDESLIGA: Tasmania Berlin, 10 points in 1965-66

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The biog

Age: 23

Occupation: Founder of the Studio, formerly an analyst at Cleveland Clinic Abu Dhabi

Education: Bachelor of science in industrial engineering

Favourite hobby: playing the piano

Favourite quote: "There is a key to every door and a dawn to every dark night"

Family: Married and with a daughter