The Siddhus of Upper Juhu could easily be titled The Joneses of Manhattan, The Nassars of Dubai or The Edwardses of Notting Hill.
That’s how easily the themes and frustrations of urban life portrayed in this comedy play translate across boundaries.
The play made its international debut at Ductac, Mall of the Emirates, this weekend as part of the inaugural Dubai Comedy Festival. It follows the life of Balvinder, or Bubbles (Rajit Kapur), and Behroze (Shernaz Patel) Siddhu, a middle-aged, middle-class couple who have used all their savings to buy a flat in Upper Juhu, an upscale seaside suburb of Mumbai.
Set in the Siddhus’ living room, the play opens with Bubbles unable to find a comfortable place to sleep. Enter Behroze, wanting to know what’s troubling her husband.
So begins the volley of complaints: an air conditioner that’s always at 12 degrees; walls like papads (thin wafers) that mean they are disturbed by construction noise, dogs barking and their neighbours; a toilet that only works when the handle is jiggled; a city with so much rubbish it won’t be long before the Siddhus will go from living on the 14th floor to the 2nd floor because everything below will be buried in rubbish; and Bubbles’s fear of loosing a job that he has had for 22 years – it’s not the two weeks leave he’s afraid of: “I’m afraid they’ll ask me to take the other 50 weeks off, too”.
When the couple’s house is robbed, Bubbles is finally forced to admit that he has already lost his job and they won’t be able to replace the stolen items.
Witty, well-paced and with terrific performances, the first half of the play nicely sets up Bubbles’s exasperation at how life has turned out.
The second half, while not as punchy, focuses on family dynamics. Behroze is working as a secretary. Bubbles has a nervous breakdown and his siblings – well-off brother Goldie (Shishir Sharma), and sisters Pammi (Kajli Sharma) and Shammi (Meera Khurana) – want to help but can’t agree on a how much financial support to offer. Bubbles does recover and the Siddhus seem to be making ends meet despite his continued joblessness.
There are a few chuckles, but they don’t come in rapid succession like they do in the first half, and distress, with life throwing more at the couple than we think they can handle, before the Siddhus get the last laugh.
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The idea of pound parity now seems less far-fetched as the risk grows that Britain may split away from the European Union without a deal.
Rupert Harrison, a fund manager at BlackRock, sees the risk of it falling to trade level with the dollar on a no-deal Brexit. The view echoes Morgan Stanley’s recent forecast that the currency can plunge toward $1 (Dh3.67) on such an outcome. That isn’t the majority view yet – a Bloomberg survey this month estimated the pound will slide to $1.10 should the UK exit the bloc without an agreement.
New Prime Minister Boris Johnson has repeatedly said that Britain will leave the EU on the October 31 deadline with or without an agreement, fuelling concern the nation is headed for a disorderly departure and fanning pessimism toward the pound. Sterling has fallen more than 7 per cent in the past three months, the worst performance among major developed-market currencies.
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The pound fell 0.8 per cent to $1.2033 on Friday, its weakest closing level since the 1980s, after a report on the second quarter showed the UK economy shrank for the first time in six years. The data means it is likely the Bank of England will cut interest rates, according to Mizuho Bank.
The BOE said in November that the currency could fall even below $1 in an analysis on possible worst-case Brexit scenarios. Options-based calculations showed around a 6.4 per cent chance of pound-dollar parity in the next one year, markedly higher than 0.2 per cent in early March when prospects of a no-deal outcome were seemingly off the table.
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Fried food - Foods that require deep frying — french fries, doughnuts and fried chicken — can contain trans fat from the oil used in the cooking process.
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Mr Kandhari is legally authorised to conduct marriages in the gurdwara
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