Hastily retitled to capitalise on the brief popularity of caving-themed horror films, <i>The Cavern</i> is nonetheless a pointlessly unpleasant watch.
Hastily retitled to capitalise on the brief popularity of caving-themed horror films, <i>The Cavern</i> is nonetheless a pointlessly unpleasant watch.

The Cavern




Originally called WIthIN, The Cavern was hastily retitled to capitalise on the brief popularity of caving-themed horror films. Unfortunately, the invited comparison with 2005's The Descent does it no favours at all. Here the action takes place in the Kyzyl Kum Desert in Kazakhstan, where a group of cavers discover an unexplored cave system. The expedition goes predictably wrong, with torch batteries draining, entrances closed off, and guides chewed in half by a mysterious predator. The cavers turn on each other as they try to find their way back to the surface while they are picked off one by one. It's all done with hardly any trace of finesse or affection for the clichés of the format. The special effects are gory but unconvincing, and the subplot (the expedition leader blames himself for the death of his wife, who drowned during a previous expedition) is tacked on and lacklustre. Osunsanmi can't seem to come up with a more effective way of conveying terror than having characters scream at each other shrilly, so much so that it comes as a relief whenever the monster returns to shut another one of them up. The final scene stands out for being deeply and pointlessly unpleasant, and, even more horribly, hints at the possibility of a sequel.
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Romelu Lukaku's goalscoring statistics in the Premier League 
Season/club/appearances (substitute)/goals

2011/12 Chelsea: 8(7) - 0
2012/13 West Brom (loan): 35(15) - 17
2013/14 Chelsea: 2(2) - 0
2013/14 Everton (loan): 31(2) - 15
2014/15 Everton: 36(4) - 10
2015/16 Everton: 37(1) - 18
2016/17 Everton: 37(1) - 25  

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Torque: 330Nm (Cooper and Aceman), 494Nm (Countryman)
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  • Suspend strict budget rules to allow member countries to step up defence spending
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  • Use the existing EU budget to direct more funds towards defence-related investment
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€39 million: Liverpool agreed a fee, including add-ons, in the region of 39m (nearly Dh176m) to sign Salah from Roma last year. The exchange rate at the time meant that cost the Reds £34.3m - a bargain given his performances since.

13: The 25-year-old player was not a complete stranger to the Premier League when he arrived at Liverpool this summer. However, during his previous stint at Chelsea, he made just 13 Premier League appearances, seven of which were off the bench, and scored only twice.

57: It was in the 57th minute of his Liverpool bow when Salah opened his account for the Reds in the 3-3 draw with Watford back in August. The Egyptian prodded the ball over the line from close range after latching onto Roberto Firmino's attempted lob.

7: Salah's best scoring streak of the season occurred between an FA Cup tie against West Brom on January 27 and a Premier League win over Newcastle on March 3. He scored for seven games running in all competitions and struck twice against Tottenham.

3: This season Salah became the first player in Premier League history to win the player of the month award three times during a term. He was voted as the division's best player in November, February and March.

40: Salah joined Roger Hunt and Ian Rush as the only players in Liverpool's history to have scored 40 times in a single season when he headed home against Bournemouth at Anfield earlier this month.

30: The goal against Bournemouth ensured the Egyptian achieved another milestone in becoming the first African player to score 30 times across one Premier League campaign.

8: As well as his fine form in England, Salah has also scored eight times in the tournament phase of this season's Champions League. Only Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo, with 15 to his credit, has found the net more often in the group stages and knockout rounds of Europe's premier club competition.

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Formula Middle East Calendar (Formula Regional and Formula 4)
Round 1: January 17-19, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
 
Round 2: January 22-23, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
 
Round 3: February 7-9, Dubai Autodrome – Dubai
 
Round 4: February 14-16, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
 
Round 5: February 25-27, Jeddah Corniche Circuit – Saudi Arabia