So Disney finally confirmed what we already knew last week, with its chairman Alan Horn admitting at a conference in New York that Star Wars: Episode 7 is indeed filming in the Abu Dhabi desert.
He didn’t give too much about anything else away, though. Casting remains a tightly guarded secret; as for the plot, all we know is that the film will take place about 35 years after the end of the final film of the previous two trilogies, Return of the Jedi.
That doesn’t stop us speculating, though, so here are some draft ideas we think have probably been through J J Abrams’s head.
Environmental epic
Everyone’s assuming that Abu Dhabi will be standing in for Luke Skywalker’s desert home planet, Tatooine. But isn’t that a little bit obvious? And we already know that Davis Guggenheim, the director of the Oscar-winning global warming documentary An Inconvenient Truth, is currently working with Abu Dhabi’s Image Nation on its latest doc Malala.
Or at least that’s what they’re telling us. Surely it’s just as likely that Guggenheim has been in Abu Dhabi as a consultant on Star Wars? Abu Dhabi will, in fact, be standing in for the ice planet Hoth from The Empire Strikes Back, following a particularly fierce bout of global warming.
This would also help explain our AT-AT's (All Terrain Armoured Transport) foot photos. It's been pointed out on Star Wars forums that AT-ATs have never appeared on Tatooine, just on Endor and, yes, Hoth.
Our heroes will no doubt be searching the depths of Abu Dhabi’s uber-green Masdar City for a solution to the galaxy’s CO2 problems.
Fashion forward
The Jawas, a short, robed race of scrap metal and technology scavengers native to Tatooine, realise that they haven’t changed their robes since the 1977 original. So, they decide to hotfoot it from the Abu Dhabi desert to Fashion Forward – the UAE’s premier fashion event – where they pick up the very latest in jewel-encrusted robes and capes. Jawas may live in the dust, but that shouldn’t stop them being on trend.
As a bonus side-product of their passionate love of scavenging, the now dazzlingly attired scrap merchants also clear the streets of the many cars that have been sitting at the side of some of Dubai’s roads.
Death Star redux
The Empire may have been defeated at the end of Return of the Jedi, but over the 35 years since, isolated pockets of its soldiers and supporters have been regrouping and planning for a return to power.
Now at their strongest since the last film ended, the resurgent imperial forces are ready to build another Death Star with which to keep the galaxy under the sole of their Stormtroopers’ boots.
Of course, building a planet-sized killing machine in as short a time as possible is no easy task, but with experience of constructing huge projects such as Ferrari World and Louvre Abu Dhabi to its name, the capital certainly knows how to get things built. What better place to start work on building your plans for galactic domination?
Spa-ing partners
It’s September, and our heroes visit Tatooine for the reopening of the famous Mos Eisley Cantina, following a summer refurb into the Mos Eisley Spa and Desert Resort.
Unfortunately, an overenthusiastic bouncer decrees that Chewbacca falls foul of the newly introduced “no pets” rule and hilarity ensues as the team try to find a way into the hottest party in the galaxy.
By the time they get in, Chewy is so exhausted he collapses in a heap on the floor, prompting a waiter to note: “You can’t leave that lyin’ there.”
Han Solo narrows his eyes and whispers what is surely to become the iconic line of the new trilogy: “He’s not a lion. He’s a wookiee.”
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”