Once, a few years ago, I was on a long trip through Central Asia. The reasons I picked up a bag and headed out to Uzbekistan aren't complicated - another show had been cancelled; I was still under a lucrative contract with a studio; I needed to sulk a little bit - but in between hard overland travel, getting arrested, bribing border officials, and spending a night on the boat crossing the Caspian Sea, I missed out on one of the real pleasures of travel: watching local television.
Anyone who has been to Japan and has, jet-lagged, surfed through the weird dream-journal quality of their game shows knows what I'm talking about. Television in foreign countries - and by "foreign" I mean any country that is not your own — seems like what I imagine aliens from another planet will look like: familiar, but with stuff sticking out in the wrong places and too many eyes.
Sometimes, of course, this is all part of a business arrangement. Television companies across the globe swap and sell show formats to each other all the time. I was once astonished to see an almost perfect replica of the long-running American sitcom The Jeffersons on Turkish television.
Phil Rosenthal, the ferociously talented creator and producer of one of the very best sitcoms ever produced, Everybody Loves Raymond, made a terrific documentary about the trials of bringing his hit comedy to Russia.
Everybody Loves Raymond was a show about a family, and families are pretty much the same mix of exasperating and irritating mess no matter where you live. But it was a lot harder than he expected.
The fact that the Russians were paying him a lot of money to do it made the experience a lot easier to take.
Sometimes, of course, identical shows pop up in other countries without the nicety of money changing hands.
In China, for instance, right now, there's a show on about a group of young people who all live close together in the big city - in this case, Shanghai. It's called, with that off-putting almost-English quality of a lot of Chinese names, iPartment.
And its fans in China have noticed that iPartment is a lot like - maybe too much like - an American show about young people hanging out in the big city. You may have heard of it. It was called Friends.
The Chinese friends on iPartment live in (you guess it) an apartment - which is about as nice and unaffordable in real life as the apartment the American Friends lived in, and they apparently share a lot of the same traits as the American Friends.
But they also have distinct and undeniable echoes of other popular American sitcoms - two of which are still being produced, The Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother.
The result, according to viewers who have seen it, is a pretty obvious - and awkward - rip off.
The producers of the Chinese show, naturally, deny everything. It's a different world, though, because Chinese television viewers have seen those American shows, on the web or satellite or just the way that young people manage to see everything somehow - and they're hip to the copycat ways of iPartment. And they're complaining.
"Many lines and scenes have been completely ripped off from American shows," an anonymous viewer told the state-run Global Times newspaper.
"I thought it was shameful to do this. It is an insult to the American TV producers and an insult to the screenwriters and producers of original Chinese TV shows."
Well, yeah. I mean, yes, of course, it's not right to steal jokes or scenes. As a working writer, I'm pretty easy to satisfy: you can do whatever you want to my work, as long as you buy it first.
Although I have yet to meet an American television writer who hasn't, at some dark moment in the middle of a tough rewrite, or halfway through a tortuous production week, thought to himself: "Didn't they do a story like this once on the old Dick van Dyke show? Aren't there some scenes or jokes in that old episode that no one's seen for a while?"
It's almost impossible to be completely original. People have been writing comedy scripts since Aristophanes, and it's unlikely that there's a joke or a situation that hasn't been explored by someone else first.
To be fair to the Chinese television producers, a show about young people in the city isn't really groundbreaking.
Even before Friends appeared on American television, there were at least three other series on the air dealing with the same age group, the same basic characters, and a similar unbelievably expensive apartment.
Families, young people, complicated romances - that's pretty much what you have to work with when you're writing comedy.
The anonymous complainer in the Chinese newspaper said that the only reason she complained was to help promote originality on Chinese television.
Hao yun as they say in Mandarin. Or, Good luck.
Rob Long is a writer and producer based in Hollywood. On Twitter: @rbcl
Terror attacks in Paris, November 13, 2015
- At 9.16pm, three suicide attackers killed one person outside the Atade de France during a foootball match between France and Germany
- At 9.25pm, three attackers opened fire on restaurants and cafes over 20 minutes, killing 39 people
- Shortly after 9.40pm, three other attackers launched a three-hour raid on the Bataclan, in which 1,500 people had gathered to watch a rock concert. In total, 90 people were killed
- Salah Abdeslam, the only survivor of the terrorists, did not directly participate in the attacks, thought to be due to a technical glitch in his suicide vest
- He fled to Belgium and was involved in attacks on Brussels in March 2016. He is serving a life sentence in France
What drives subscription retailing?
Once the domain of newspaper home deliveries, subscription model retailing has combined with e-commerce to permeate myriad products and services.
The concept has grown tremendously around the world and is forecast to thrive further, according to UnivDatos Market Insights’ report on recent and predicted trends in the sector.
The global subscription e-commerce market was valued at $13.2 billion (Dh48.5bn) in 2018. It is forecast to touch $478.2bn in 2025, and include the entertainment, fitness, food, cosmetics, baby care and fashion sectors.
The report says subscription-based services currently constitute “a small trend within e-commerce”. The US hosts almost 70 per cent of recurring plan firms, including leaders Dollar Shave Club, Hello Fresh and Netflix. Walmart and Sephora are among longer established retailers entering the space.
UnivDatos cites younger and affluent urbanites as prime subscription targets, with women currently the largest share of end-users.
That’s expected to remain unchanged until 2025, when women will represent a $246.6bn market share, owing to increasing numbers of start-ups targeting women.
Personal care and beauty occupy the largest chunk of the worldwide subscription e-commerce market, with changing lifestyles, work schedules, customisation and convenience among the chief future drivers.
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Company profile
Company: Eighty6
Date started: October 2021
Founders: Abdul Kader Saadi and Anwar Nusseibeh
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Hospitality
Size: 25 employees
Funding stage: Pre-series A
Investment: $1 million
Investors: Seed funding, angel investors
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Starring: Saja Kilani, Clara Khoury, Motaz Malhees
Director: Kaouther Ben Hania
Rating: 4/5
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Director: Rohit Shetty
Stars: Ajay Devgn, Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ranveer Singh, Akshay Kumar, Tiger Shroff, Deepika Padukone
Rating: 3/5
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What is dialysis?
Dialysis is a way of cleaning your blood when your kidneys fail and can no longer do the job.
It gets rid of your body's wastes, extra salt and water, and helps to control your blood pressure. The main cause of kidney failure is diabetes and hypertension.
There are two kinds of dialysis — haemodialysis and peritoneal.
In haemodialysis, blood is pumped out of your body to an artificial kidney machine that filter your blood and returns it to your body by tubes.
In peritoneal dialysis, the inside lining of your own belly acts as a natural filter. Wastes are taken out by means of a cleansing fluid which is washed in and out of your belly in cycles.
It isn’t an option for everyone but if eligible, can be done at home by the patient or caregiver. This, as opposed to home haemodialysis, is covered by insurance in the UAE.
UAE Falcons
Carly Lewis (captain), Emily Fensome, Kelly Loy, Isabel Affley, Jessica Cronin, Jemma Eley, Jenna Guy, Kate Lewis, Megan Polley, Charlie Preston, Becki Quigley and Sophie Siffre. Deb Jones and Lucia Sdao – coach and assistant coach.
Sole survivors
- Cecelia Crocker was on board Northwest Airlines Flight 255 in 1987 when it crashed in Detroit, killing 154 people, including her parents and brother. The plane had hit a light pole on take off
- George Lamson Jr, from Minnesota, was on a Galaxy Airlines flight that crashed in Reno in 1985, killing 68 people. His entire seat was launched out of the plane
- Bahia Bakari, then 12, survived when a Yemenia Airways flight crashed near the Comoros in 2009, killing 152. She was found clinging to wreckage after floating in the ocean for 13 hours.
- Jim Polehinke was the co-pilot and sole survivor of a 2006 Comair flight that crashed in Lexington, Kentucky, killing 49.
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Engine: twin-turbocharged 3.5-liter V6
Power: 450hp
Torque: 700Nm
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The Birkin bag is made by Hermès.
It is named after actress and singer Jane Birkin
Noone from Hermès will go on record to say how much a new Birkin costs, how long one would have to wait to get one, and how many bags are actually made each year.
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
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Power: 248hp at 5,200rpm
Torque: 400Nm at 1,750-4,000rpm
Transmission: 8-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 9.1L/100km
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The specs
Engine: 3.0-litre six-cylinder turbo
Power: 398hp from 5,250rpm
Torque: 580Nm at 1,900-4,800rpm
Transmission: Eight-speed auto
Fuel economy, combined: 6.5L/100km
On sale: December
Price: From Dh330,000 (estimate)
The specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4-cyl, 48V hybrid
Transmission: eight-speed automatic
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- Unregulated structured products or complex investments often used to bypass traditional safeguards.
- Lack of clear information, vague language, no access to audited financials.
- Overseas companies targeting investors in other jurisdictions - this can make legal recovery difficult.
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Courtesy: Carol Glynn, founder of Conscious Finance Coaching
Wicked: For Good
Director: Jon M Chu
Starring: Ariana Grande, Cynthia Erivo, Jonathan Bailey, Jeff Goldblum, Michelle Yeoh, Ethan Slater
Rating: 4/5
The President's Cake
Director: Hasan Hadi
Starring: Baneen Ahmad Nayyef, Waheed Thabet Khreibat, Sajad Mohamad Qasem
Rating: 4/5
PROFILE OF SWVL
Started: April 2017
Founders: Mostafa Kandil, Ahmed Sabbah and Mahmoud Nouh
Based: Cairo, Egypt
Sector: transport
Size: 450 employees
Investment: approximately $80 million
Investors include: Dubai’s Beco Capital, US’s Endeavor Catalyst, China’s MSA, Egypt’s Sawari Ventures, Sweden’s Vostok New Ventures, Property Finder CEO Michael Lahyani
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Transmission: 9-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 6.9L/100km
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