Shivaay
Directed by Ajay Devgn
Starring: Ajay Devgn, Erica Kaar, Abigail Ealmes, Sayesha, Vir Das
One star
Ajay Devgn — the Bollywood actor with the permanently hangdog expression — directs and stars in Shivaay, a torturously long action drama, in which he plays a violent, sexist mountaineer who makes bad decisions.
Shivaay, for that’s his name, lives at the foot of the Himalayas, and his trekking expeditions are legendary. This loose cannon can conquer the steepest mountains without any restraining gear or harness. Anti-gravity fluid must flow fast and strong through his veins.
Shivaay falls in love with Olga, a Bulgarian woman (Erica Kaar), on one of his treks. They embark on an affair, then maturely agree to end things amicably when she has to return to Bulgaria.
But, alas, she falls pregnant and doesn’t want the baby. So, resorting to some mansplaining, Shivaay forces Olga to have the child, despite her repeatedly insisting she has a family to provide for back home and cannot take on more responsibility.
‘No!’ bellows Shivaay dramatically, because he never considers what a woman has to say. “Give me the child, then go live your life”.
Flash-forward nine years, and the mountaineer has an 8-year-old daughter, called Gaura (Abigail Ealmes), by his side. She was born mute, but, inexplicably, hasn’t been taught sign language.
Thanks to an earthquake that throws their home into disarray, thus revealing a telling letter, Shivaay is forced to tell Gaura the truth about her mother, and decides to take her to Bulgaria, despite strict instructions from Olga to never make contact.
What follows are scenes lifted straight out of Liam Neeson's Taken. Sad-faced Shivaay finds himself mixed up in a human-trafficking network after his daughter is kidnapped. So he smashes the crime ring — with the help of an Indian embassy staffer who has daddy issues (Sayesha), and annoying hacker (Vir Das). Along the way, he decimates pretty much all of Bulgaria.
The carnage is depicted in slow-mo, while the audience squirms with boredom and asks these questions as they desperately wait for the final credits to roll — Will Gaura have to live her life without learning sign language? Will Bulgaria’s economy recover from all that destruction? Can Olga forgive herself for having fallen for this loony? And will Devgn ever be able to look his wife — the accomplished actress Kajol — in the face after this doozy of a film?
No, no, no and no. Enough said.
Shivaay is in cinemas now
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Dubai works towards better air quality by 2021
Dubai is on a mission to record good air quality for 90 per cent of the year – up from 86 per cent annually today – by 2021.
The municipality plans to have seven mobile air-monitoring stations by 2020 to capture more accurate data in hourly and daily trends of pollution.
These will be on the Palm Jumeirah, Al Qusais, Muhaisnah, Rashidiyah, Al Wasl, Al Quoz and Dubai Investment Park.
“It will allow real-time responding for emergency cases,” said Khaldoon Al Daraji, first environment safety officer at the municipality.
“We’re in a good position except for the cases that are out of our hands, such as sandstorms.
“Sandstorms are our main concern because the UAE is just a receiver.
“The hotspots are Iran, Saudi Arabia and southern Iraq, but we’re working hard with the region to reduce the cycle of sandstorm generation.”
Mr Al Daraji said monitoring as it stood covered 47 per cent of Dubai.
There are 12 fixed stations in the emirate, but Dubai also receives information from monitors belonging to other entities.
“There are 25 stations in total,” Mr Al Daraji said.
“We added new technology and equipment used for the first time for the detection of heavy metals.
“A hundred parameters can be detected but we want to expand it to make sure that the data captured can allow a baseline study in some areas to ensure they are well positioned.”
Founder: Ayman Badawi
Date started: Test product September 2016, paid launch January 2017
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Software
Size: Seven employees
Funding: $170,000 in angel investment
Funders: friends
Mia Man’s tips for fermentation
- Start with a simple recipe such as yogurt or sauerkraut
- Keep your hands and kitchen tools clean. Sanitize knives, cutting boards, tongs and storage jars with boiling water before you start.
- Mold is bad: the colour pink is a sign of mold. If yogurt turns pink as it ferments, you need to discard it and start again. For kraut, if you remove the top leaves and see any sign of mold, you should discard the batch.
- Always use clean, closed, airtight lids and containers such as mason jars when fermenting yogurt and kraut. Keep the lid closed to prevent insects and contaminants from getting in.
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Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
The White Lotus: Season three
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Starring: Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Natasha Rothwell
Rating: 4.5/5
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A MINECRAFT MOVIE
Director: Jared Hess
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Rating: 3/5
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How much sugar is in chocolate Easter eggs?
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- The 190g Maltesers Teasers egg contains 58g of sugar per 100g for the egg and 19.6g of sugar in each of the two Teasers bars that come with it
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In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe
Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010
Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille
Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm
Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year
Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”
Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners
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Dirham Stretcher tips for having a baby in the UAE
Selma Abdelhamid, the group's moderator, offers her guide to guide the cost of having a young family:
• Buy second hand stuff
They grow so fast. Don't get a second hand car seat though, unless you 100 per cent know it's not expired and hasn't been in an accident.
• Get a health card and vaccinate your child for free at government health centres
Ms Ma says she discovered this after spending thousands on vaccinations at private clinics.
• Join mum and baby coffee mornings provided by clinics, babysitting companies or nurseries.
Before joining baby classes ask for a free trial session. This way you will know if it's for you or not. You'll be surprised how great some classes are and how bad others are.
• Once baby is ready for solids, cook at home
Take the food with you in reusable pouches or jars. You'll save a fortune and you'll know exactly what you're feeding your child.
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The biog
Simon Nadim has completed 7,000 dives.
The hardest dive in the UAE is the German U-boat 110m down off the Fujairah coast.
As a child, he loved the documentaries of Jacques Cousteau
He also led a team that discovered the long-lost portion of the Ines oil tanker.
If you are interested in diving, he runs the XR Hub Dive Centre in Fujairah
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What: first T20 international
When: Friday, 2pm
Where: ICC Academy in Dubai
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Moral education lessons for young people is needed in a rapidly changing world, the head of the programme said.
Alanood Al Kaabi, head of programmes at the Education Affairs Office of the Crown Price Court - Abu Dhabi, said: "The Crown Price Court is fully behind this initiative and have already seen the curriculum succeed in empowering young people and providing them with the necessary tools to succeed in building the future of the nation at all levels.
"Moral education touches on every aspect and subject that children engage in.
"It is not just limited to science or maths but it is involved in all subjects and it is helping children to adapt to integral moral practises.
"The moral education programme has been designed to develop children holistically in a world being rapidly transformed by technology and globalisation."
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