Fanfare Ciocârlia performed in the capital at New York University Abu Dhabi. Christopher Pike / The National
Fanfare Ciocârlia performed in the capital at New York University Abu Dhabi. Christopher Pike / The National

Fanfare Ciocârlia impress with their musical dexterity



Nothing could have adequately prepared the audience’s ears for the audio assault of Fanfare Ciocârlia on Sunday night.

The 12-strong gypsy brass band from rural Romania were in the capital to perform as part of the inaugural programme at NYUAD’s The Arts Centre – and within seconds of taking to the stage, it was like a collective sugar rush took over the crowd, with heads bobbing and limbs flailing theatrically to the beat of this wailing wall of blaring brass.

At the back, a row of four ­tuba-like players blurt out arpeggio chords and one-two, root-to-fifth, bouncing baselines, sounding a relentless, up-down rhythmic stroke, like one big brass guitar. In the centre, two percussionists bash out a primal beat, while out front, trumpets and saxophones spurt the snaking gypsy dance melodies first heard by the grandfathers of those on stage – who probably taught them to play.

And it’s all so fast – a breakneck pace to rival the manic 200bmp of a late-1990s hardcore trance rave. But played on quaint village brass instruments, it becomes the imaginary soundtrack to a vintage, sped-up black-and-white silent slapstick comedy.

“We like your ‘luxus’ country,” one elder bandmate announces with a big-grin in broken English, clearly still bewildered that somewhere along the way he had swapped scraping a ­living performing at rural Romani weddings for concert halls and baffled students on the other side of the world.

In that respect, at least, it doesn't seem unfair to call them real-life Leningrad Cowboys, the fictional, fish-out-of-water Soviet rock band dreamed up by Finnish filmmaker Aki Kaurismäki. Tongues are kept firmly in cheek by the band and crowd alike – the Borat-­commissioned Born to be Wild cover is played just for laughs.

Other crowd-pleasers included a frenetic take on the 007 theme which I would challenge anyone to hold a frown throughout.

But there’s more than sheer novelty value here – alongside the meat-and-potatoes Balkan folk dances, the tightly toned repertoire took exotic detours, with welcome Arabic flavours emerging in some swaying Turkish traditional tunes.

For all the gags, this was an impressive display of dexterity from a bunch of (supposedly) self-taught villagers, with some gravity-defying solo work from the front-line players. But, really, this music is far too communal for any one player to hog the limelight for long.

As the night wore on, the frenetically thrown body shapes just got louder and sillier, groups peeling off to dance in linked-elbow rings. But in the party-sparking stakes, even the mighty Fanfare Ciocârlia face some serious competition soon – NYUAD’s next major musical booking is former James Brown sidemen Pee Wee Ellis and Fred Wesley, who on April 16 will present the world premiere of a “multimedia performance” called Funk: Evolution of a Revolution. And if anyone knows how to start a party, it’s The JBs.

• For details of future events at NYUAD’s The Arts Centre, visit www.nyuad-artscenter.org

rgarratt@thenational.ae

Match info

Uefa Champions League Group C

Liverpool v Napoli, midnight

MATCH INFO

Red Star Belgrade v Tottenham Hotspur, midnight (Thursday), UAE

Getting there

Given its remote location, getting to Borneo can feel daunting even for the most seasoned traveller. But you can fly directly from Kuala Lumpur to Sandakan and Sepilok is only half an hour away by taxi. Sandakan has plenty of accommodation options, while Sepilok has a few nature lodges close to the main attractions.

Full Party in the Park line-up

2pm – Andreah

3pm – Supernovas

4.30pm – The Boxtones

5.30pm – Lighthouse Family

7pm – Step On DJs

8pm – Richard Ashcroft

9.30pm – Chris Wright

10pm – Fatboy Slim

11pm – Hollaphonic

 

The Roundup

Director: Lee Sang-yong
Stars: Ma Dong-seok, Sukku Son, Choi Gwi-hwa
Rating: 4/5

Gender equality in the workplace still 200 years away

It will take centuries to achieve gender parity in workplaces around the globe, according to a December report from the World Economic Forum.

The WEF study said there had been some improvements in wage equality in 2018 compared to 2017, when the global gender gap widened for the first time in a decade.

But it warned that these were offset by declining representation of women in politics, coupled with greater inequality in their access to health and education.

At current rates, the global gender gap across a range of areas will not close for another 108 years, while it is expected to take 202 years to close the workplace gap, WEF found.

The Geneva-based organisation's annual report tracked disparities between the sexes in 149 countries across four areas: education, health, economic opportunity and political empowerment.

After years of advances in education, health and political representation, women registered setbacks in all three areas this year, WEF said.

Only in the area of economic opportunity did the gender gap narrow somewhat, although there is not much to celebrate, with the global wage gap narrowing to nearly 51 per cent.

And the number of women in leadership roles has risen to 34 per cent globally, WEF said.

At the same time, the report showed there are now proportionately fewer women than men participating in the workforce, suggesting that automation is having a disproportionate impact on jobs traditionally performed by women.

And women are significantly under-represented in growing areas of employment that require science, technology, engineering and mathematics skills, WEF said.

* Agence France Presse

Top tips to avoid cyber fraud

Microsoft’s ‘hacker-in-chief’ David Weston, creator of the tech company’s Windows Red Team, advises simple steps to help people avoid falling victim to cyber fraud:

1. Always get the latest operating system on your smartphone or desktop, as it will have the latest innovations. An outdated OS can erode away all investments made in securing your device or system.

2. After installing the latest OS version, keep it patched; this means repairing system vulnerabilities which are discovered after the infrastructure components are released in the market. The vast majority of attacks are based on out of date components – there are missing patches.

3. Multi-factor authentication is required. Move away from passwords as fast as possible, particularly for anything financial. Cybercriminals are targeting money through compromising the users’ identity – his username and password. So, get on the next level of security using fingertips or facial recognition.

4. Move your personal as well as professional data to the cloud, which has advanced threat detection mechanisms and analytics to spot any attempt. Even if you are hit by some ransomware, the chances of restoring the stolen data are higher because everything is backed up.

5. Make the right hardware selection and always refresh it. We are in a time where a number of security improvement processes are reliant on new processors and chip sets that come with embedded security features. Buy a new personal computer with a trusted computing module that has fingerprint or biometric cameras as additional measures of protection.

COMPANY PROFILE

Name: Xpanceo

Started: 2018

Founders: Roman Axelrod, Valentyn Volkov

Based: Dubai, UAE

Industry: Smart contact lenses, augmented/virtual reality

Funding: $40 million

Investor: Opportunity Venture (Asia)

The lowdown

Bohemian Rhapsody

Director: Bryan Singer

Starring: Rami Malek, Lucy Boynton, Gwilym Lee

Rating: 3/5

CREW

Director: Rajesh A Krishnan

Starring: Tabu, Kareena Kapoor Khan, Kriti Sanon

Rating: 3.5/5

Avengers: Endgame

Directors: Anthony Russo, Joe Russo

Starring: Robert Downey Jr, Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Josh Brolin

4/5 stars 

The specs: 2018 Honda City

Price, base: From Dh57,000
Engine: 1.5L, in-line four-cylinder
Transmission: Continuously variable transmission
Power: 118hp @ 6,600rpm
Torque: 146Nm @ 4,600rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 5.8L / 100km

Mubalada World Tennis Championship 2018 schedule

Thursday December 27

Men's quarter-finals

Kevin Anderson v Hyeon Chung 4pm

Dominic Thiem v Karen Khachanov 6pm

Women's exhibition

Serena Williams v Venus Williams 8pm

Friday December 28

5th place play-off 3pm

Men's semi-finals

Rafael Nadal v Anderson/Chung 5pm

Novak Djokovic v Thiem/Khachanov 7pm

Saturday December 29

3rd place play-off 5pm

Men's final 7pm

Confirmed bouts (more to be added)

Cory Sandhagen v Umar Nurmagomedov
Nick Diaz v Vicente Luque
Michael Chiesa v Tony Ferguson
Deiveson Figueiredo v Marlon Vera
Mackenzie Dern v Loopy Godinez

Tickets for the August 3 Fight Night, held in partnership with the Department of Culture and Tourism Abu Dhabi, went on sale earlier this month, through www.etihadarena.ae and www.ticketmaster.ae.

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets