"I made a couple of hundred pounds last time, which for a poet seemed a lot of money," says the English performance poet Roger McGough, the vice president of the UK Poetry Society.
He is recalling the brief time he spent writing "witty Liverpool dialogue" for The Beatles' 1968 movie Yellow Submarine.
"It was a rushed, exciting experience," he says. "I wrote several scenes, including the sea of monsters [where The Beatles met the vacuum cleaner beast], but I was never credited.
"Of course, it would be wonderful to be involved again."
However, the producer/director Robert Zemeckis (Forrest Gump, The Polar Express) has yet to invite McGough to get involved in the Disney remake, which Zemeckis hopes will be ready in time for the London Olympics in July 2012.
But the director has found the actors to voice the Fab Four for his animated retread.
It was announced this week that Dean Lennox Kelly (the BBC's Robin Hood) is slated to play John Lennon, Cary Elwes (Robin Hood: Men in Tights) will portray George Harrison and Adam Campbell (Epic Movie) will voice Ringo Starr. The British comedian Peter Serafinowicz, already known for his note-perfect Sir Paul McCartney impression, will play Sir Macca.
After months of negotiation, Zemeckis has also managed to license the original 11 Beatles songs for use in his new film and in the Broadway production that will follow. And what songs they are: All You Need Is Love, Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds, When I'm 64, Baby You're a Rich Man, Eleanor Rigby and Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band are all included in the movie. Zemeckis was also hoping to persuade the two surviving members of the world's most successful band to take cameos in his remake, but to no avail.
Of course, The Beatles weren't too keen to perform in the original Yellow Submarine either. Stung by the criticism levelled at their disastrous Magical Mystery Tour TV film, the band vowed never to do another, but found themselves under contract to United Artists to appear in one more movie. Getting actors to play their alter egos in a cartoon seemed an agreeable compromise, especially as it meant the real Beatles only had to show up for the film's epilogue. But in the end, their appearance was so fleeting that United Artists decreed that Yellow Submarine wasn't technically a Beatles film at all, and made them shoot Let It Be to fulfil their contract
In keeping with today's Hollywood trends, Zemeckis is planning to remake Yellow Submarine in 3D and will use the computer-generated performance-capture technique used in his movies Beowulf and A Christmas Carol to give the film a 21st-century sheen.
Zemeckis has hired the California-based Beatles tribute band The Fab Four to perform and will use the footage as the basis for his animation. More than that, the director refuses to divulge. When The National contacted Zemeckis's Hollywood office, his representative said he was not going to talk to anyone about the film. At least for the time being.
While some Beatles fans are a little wary at the thought of a remake, many are comforted by the fact that Zemeckis, 57, is a Beatles fanatic. The director responsible for Back to the Future got into film school on the strength of a music video based on a Beatles song, and his 1978 movie, I Wanna Hold Your Hand, used archival footage and doubles of The Beatles.
While the original Yellow Submarine boasts a thick seam of Liverpudlian humour - courtesy of McGough - critics have questioned whether the remake will retain the Scouse witticisms. McGough can't see why not.
"Beatlespeak will survive if honestly written, but not, I think, as pastiche," he says.
What about the film's psychedelic overtones? The original movie, aimed at a hip Sixties audience, had the cartoon Beatles repeatedly explaining "it's all in the mind" as they were pursued by a furious blue fist called the Terrible Flying Glove.
The original film's plot is itself a retread of Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. Carroll's classic children's story also inspired many of Lennon's nonsensical lyrics for The Beatles and, incidentally, provided imagery for the broader psychedelic movement. Jefferson Airplane's hit White Rabbit and The Beatles' I Am the Walrus are two obvious examples.
But even without the original's woozy imagery, it is hard to imagine how the remake of Yellow Submarine can fail. McGough knows why.
"The music's just great, isn't it?" he says. Yes it is.
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Name: Yousef Al Bahar
Advocate at Al Bahar & Associate Advocates and Legal Consultants, established in 1994
Education: Mr Al Bahar was born in 1979 and graduated in 2008 from the Judicial Institute. He took after his father, who was one of the first Emirati lawyers
Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.
UAE rugby in numbers
5 - Year sponsorship deal between Hesco and Jebel Ali Dragons
700 - Dubai Hurricanes had more than 700 playing members last season between their mini and youth, men's and women's teams
Dh600,000 - Dubai Exiles' budget for pitch and court hire next season, for their rugby, netball and cricket teams
Dh1.8m - Dubai Hurricanes' overall budget for next season
Dh2.8m - Dubai Exiles’ overall budget for next season
Volvo ES90 Specs
Engine: Electric single motor (96kW), twin motor (106kW) and twin motor performance (106kW)
Power: 333hp, 449hp, 680hp
Torque: 480Nm, 670Nm, 870Nm
On sale: Later in 2025 or early 2026, depending on region
Price: Exact regional pricing TBA
Timeline
1947
Ferrari’s road-car company is formed and its first badged car, the 125 S, rolls off the assembly line
1962
250 GTO is unveiled
1969
Fiat becomes a Ferrari shareholder, acquiring 50 per cent of the company
1972
The Fiorano circuit, Ferrari’s racetrack for development and testing, opens
1976
First automatic Ferrari, the 400 Automatic, is made
1987
F40 launched
1988
Enzo Ferrari dies; Fiat expands its stake in the company to 90 per cent
2002
The Enzo model is announced
2010
Ferrari World opens in Abu Dhabi
2011
First four-wheel drive Ferrari, the FF, is unveiled
2013
LaFerrari, the first Ferrari hybrid, arrives
2014
Fiat Chrysler announces the split of Ferrari from the parent company
2015
Ferrari launches on Wall Street
2017
812 Superfast unveiled; Ferrari celebrates its 70th anniversary
RESULTS
5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,600m
Winner: Omania, Saif Al Balushi (jockey), Ibrahim Al Hadhrami (trainer)
5.30pm: Conditions (PA) Dh85,000 1,600m
Winner: Brehaan, Richard Mullen, Ana Mendez
6pm: Handicap (TB) Dh100,000 1,600m
Winner: Craving, Connor Beasley, Simon Crisford
6.30pm: The President’s Cup Prep (PA) Dh100,000 2,200m
Winner: Rmmas, Tadhg O’Shea, Jean de Roualle
7pm: Wathba Stallions Cup (PA) Dh70,000 1,200m
Winner: Dahess D’Arabie, Connor Beasley, Helal Al Alawi
7.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 1,400m
Winner: Fertile De Croate, Sam Hitchcott, Ibrahim Aseel
The five types of long-term residential visas
Obed Suhail of ServiceMarket, an online home services marketplace, outlines the five types of long-term residential visas:
Investors:
A 10-year residency visa can be obtained by investors who invest Dh10 million, out of which 60 per cent should not be in real estate. It can be a public investment through a deposit or in a business. Those who invest Dh5 million or more in property are eligible for a five-year residency visa. The invested amount should be completely owned by the investors, not loaned, and retained for at least three years.
Entrepreneurs:
A five-year multiple entry visa is available to entrepreneurs with a previous project worth Dh0.5m or those with the approval of an accredited business incubator in the UAE.
Specialists
Expats with specialised talents, including doctors, specialists, scientists, inventors, and creative individuals working in the field of culture and art are eligible for a 10-year visa, given that they have a valid employment contract in one of these fields in the country.
Outstanding students:
A five-year visa will be granted to outstanding students who have a grade of 95 per cent or higher in a secondary school, or those who graduate with a GPA of 3.75 from a university.
Retirees:
Expats who are at least 55 years old can obtain a five-year retirement visa if they invest Dh2m in property, have savings of Dh1m or more, or have a monthly income of at least Dh20,000.
Match info
Deccan Gladiators 87-8
Asif Khan 25, Dwayne Bravo 2-16
Maratha Arabians 89-2
Chadwick Walton 51 not out
Arabians won the final by eight wickets
Seven tips from Emirates NBD
1. Never respond to e-mails, calls or messages asking for account, card or internet banking details
2. Never store a card PIN (personal identification number) in your mobile or in your wallet
3. Ensure online shopping websites are secure and verified before providing card details
4. Change passwords periodically as a precautionary measure
5. Never share authentication data such as passwords, card PINs and OTPs (one-time passwords) with third parties
6. Track bank notifications regarding transaction discrepancies
7. Report lost or stolen debit and credit cards immediately
Essentials
The flights
Emirates and Etihad fly direct from the UAE to Geneva from Dh2,845 return, including taxes. The flight takes 6 hours.
The package
Clinique La Prairie offers a variety of programmes. A six-night Master Detox costs from 14,900 Swiss francs (Dh57,655), including all food, accommodation and a set schedule of medical consultations and spa treatments.
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Manchester City (0) v Liverpool (3)
Uefa Champions League, quarter-final, second leg
Where: Etihad Stadium
When: Tuesday, 10.45pm
Live on beIN Sports HD
Skewed figures
In the village of Mevagissey in southwest England the housing stock has doubled in the last century while the number of residents is half the historic high. The village's Neighbourhood Development Plan states that 26% of homes are holiday retreats. Prices are high, averaging around £300,000, £50,000 more than the Cornish average of £250,000. The local average wage is £15,458.
The President's Cake
Director: Hasan Hadi
Starring: Baneen Ahmad Nayyef, Waheed Thabet Khreibat, Sajad Mohamad Qasem
Rating: 4/5