As a chap, choosing one's "favourite film ever" is minefield territory, something to be considered very carefully for when the inevitable question arises to break the silence of a boring dinner party. Generally speaking, we're expected to pick one of a few select titles, including Goodfellas, Scarface, The Godfather I and II (but not three) and, if you're feeling particularly intellectual, Citizen Kane.
Basically, serious films with serious leading men sporting serious suits (except Scarface), haircuts and attitudes, no doubt reflecting our own sophisticated, cigar-chomping personas.
For much of my life, my favourite film was either Naked Gun or Naked Gun 2 , depending on the week, in which a silver-topped, rubber-faced 60-something (played by the late great Leslie Nielsen, who died this week at the age of 84) fights crime in as ludicrous a manner as possible, attempts to wipe the birthmark from the forehead of Mikhail Gorbachev and warns baddies that if they so much as sneeze and he'll be there to wipe their noses.
My "top 10" (for really dreary dinners) would have revealed a worrying appreciation for the supremely silly, with both Hot Shots and Airplane, plus a few of Peter Jackson's pre-Baggins splatterfests jostling for position along with Monty Python.
Unfortunately, such films aren't deemed particularly "grown-up" and, as I got older, the same self-awareness that forces people to not wear double denim made me reassess. I ditched the daftness, turning to more "manly" titles such as Die Hard 2, The Usual Suspects and, more recently, The Departed - all undeniably great, but not really tickling my slapstick bone (which sits just left of the funny). My favourite actor moved from the deadpan king Nielsen to the more sneering Alan Rickman (and not just because we have similar names). In other words, I wasn't true to myself.
But now, older, wiser and feeling comfortable in my own shoes (slippers, actually), coupled with the departure of Nielsen, a man who apparently never went anywhere without his whoopee cushion, I'm going back to my first answer. Come back absurdity, all is forgiven.
Unfortunately, it appears that in the time I've been away, the slapstick and spoof industries have been suffering somewhat. While comic book adaptations and identikit Jennifer Aniston-fronted rom-coms are spawned every other week, fans of lunacy are expected to endure either Will Ferrell's comedic desperations or the seemingly unstoppable and unwatchable Scary Movie franchise. These are sad times for silliness.
So I ask, are there others out there also yearning for a new farce in the same style as Naked Gun? Surely we haven't become so serious that we can't now enjoy a healthy dose of the ridiculous. Let's hope not. But in the meantime, don't call me Shirley.
The President's Cake
Director: Hasan Hadi
Starring: Baneen Ahmad Nayyef, Waheed Thabet Khreibat, Sajad Mohamad Qasem
Rating: 4/5
Company%20profile
%3Cp%3E%3Cstrong%3ECompany%20name%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%20Ogram%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EStarted%3A%20%3C%2Fstrong%3E2017%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EFounders%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%20Karim%20Kouatly%20and%20Shafiq%20Khartabil%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EBased%3A%20%3C%2Fstrong%3EDubai%2C%20UAE%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EIndustry%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%20On-demand%20staffing%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3ENumber%20of%20employees%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%2050%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EFunding%3A%20%3C%2Fstrong%3EMore%20than%20%244%20million%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EFunding%20round%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%20Series%20A%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EInvestors%3A%20%3C%2Fstrong%3EGlobal%20Ventures%2C%20Aditum%20and%20Oraseya%20Capital%3Cbr%3E%3C%2Fp%3E%0A
EA Sports FC 25
Developer: EA Vancouver, EA Romania
Publisher: EA Sports
Consoles: Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4&5, Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S
Rating: 3.5/5
Tonight's Chat on The National
Tonight's Chat is a series of online conversations on The National. The series features a diverse range of celebrities, politicians and business leaders from around the Arab world.
Tonight’s Chat host Ricardo Karam is a renowned author and broadcaster who has previously interviewed Bill Gates, Carlos Ghosn, Andre Agassi and the late Zaha Hadid, among others.
Intellectually curious and thought-provoking, Tonight’s Chat moves the conversation forward.
Facebook | Our website | Instagram
The specs: 2018 Audi RS5
Price, base: Dh359,200
Engine: 2.9L twin-turbo V6
Transmission: Eight-speed automatic
Power: 450hp at 5,700rpm
Torque: 600Nm at 1,900rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 8.7L / 100km
Timeline
2012-2015
The company offers payments/bribes to win key contracts in the Middle East
May 2017
The UK SFO officially opens investigation into Petrofac’s use of agents, corruption, and potential bribery to secure contracts
September 2021
Petrofac pleads guilty to seven counts of failing to prevent bribery under the UK Bribery Act
October 2021
Court fines Petrofac £77 million for bribery. Former executive receives a two-year suspended sentence
December 2024
Petrofac enters into comprehensive restructuring to strengthen the financial position of the group
May 2025
The High Court of England and Wales approves the company’s restructuring plan
July 2025
The Court of Appeal issues a judgment challenging parts of the restructuring plan
August 2025
Petrofac issues a business update to execute the restructuring and confirms it will appeal the Court of Appeal decision
October 2025
Petrofac loses a major TenneT offshore wind contract worth €13 billion. Holding company files for administration in the UK. Petrofac delisted from the London Stock Exchange
November 2025
180 Petrofac employees laid off in the UAE