Fourth-time host Ricky Gervais. NBC / NBCU via Getty Images
Fourth-time host Ricky Gervais. NBC / NBCU via Getty Images
Fourth-time host Ricky Gervais. NBC / NBCU via Getty Images
Fourth-time host Ricky Gervais. NBC / NBCU via Getty Images

A-listers in the firing line as Ricky Gervais returns to host the Golden Globes


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You do not need a judge and jury to declare Ricky Gervais a habitual offender when it comes to cutting celebrities down to size.

In fact, with the hyper-inflated egos of some stars, one could argue the sultan of snide performs a valuable public service by popping the pomposity of Hollywood royalty for global laughs.

Not only should a good host keep the audience on their toes, but a frisson of fear of being singled out for ridicule goes a long way towards livening up the proceedings. With the millions they pocket for dressing up and playing make-believe, surely the celebs can take a joke? Right..? The look on some of the faces during Gervais’s previous stints hosting the awards suggest otherwise.

Indeed, Gervais, the British funnyman who co-created and starred in the original UK version of The Office, hasn't always received the warmest of welcomes at the Golden Globes.

After hosting the awards in 2010, 2011 and 2012, many believed he finally wore out his welcome with the organisers, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, during his last appearance with his daring and scathing jokes, including one about Justin Bieber’s paternity lawsuit.

In the aftermath of 2012, Gervais grumbled that he never wanted to be talked into hosting again – but after three years of the Tina Fey and Amy Poehler show, his number has come up, again, with a vengeance.

“I said ‘no’ but they kept trying to persuade me,” Gervais blogged. “I just thought it was a headache I didn’t need. They eventually won through attrition, flattery and generosity. Oh, they also said I can say whatever I want again. I’m glad I said yes, now, and I’m really looking forward to it.”

In fact, the 54-year-old may also be something of a psychic. Last week, he tweeted his apologies, in advance, to the targets of his imminent comedy wrath.

“Because I can see the future, I’d like to apologise now for the things I said at next week’s Golden Globes,” he wrote.

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Director: Rupert Wyatt

Rating: 3/5

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704 - wins to date as Arsenal manager.
3 - Premier League title wins, the last during an unbeaten Invincibles campaign of 2003/04.
1,549 - goals scored in Premier League matches by Wenger's teams.
10 - major trophies won.
473 - Premier League victories.
7 - FA Cup triumphs, with three of those having come the last four seasons.
151 - Premier League losses.
21 - full seasons in charge.
49 - games unbeaten in the Premier League from May 2003 to October 2004.

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Rating: 4.5/5

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Next time when procastinating online remember that you can save thousands on paying for a personal trainer and a gym membership simply by watching YouTube videos and keeping up with the latest health tips and trends.

As social media apps are becoming more and more consumed by health experts and nutritionists who are using it to awareness and encourage patients to engage in physical activity.

Elizabeth Watson, a personal trainer from Stay Fit gym in Abu Dhabi suggests that “individuals can use social media as a means of keeping fit, there are a lot of great exercises you can do and train from experts at home just by watching videos on YouTube”.

Norlyn Torrena, a clinical nutritionist from Burjeel Hospital advises her clients to be more technologically active “most of my clients are so engaged with their phones that I advise them to download applications that offer health related services”.

Torrena said that “most people believe that dieting and keeping fit is boring”.

However, by using social media apps keeping fit means that people are “modern and are kept up to date with the latest heath tips and trends”.

“It can be a guide to a healthy lifestyle and exercise if used in the correct way, so I really encourage my clients to download health applications” said Mrs Torrena.

People can also connect with each other and exchange “tips and notes, it’s extremely healthy and fun”.

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  • Fireworks/ flares
  • Radios or power banks
  • Laser pointers
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Farage on Muslim Brotherhood

Nigel Farage told Reform's annual conference that the party will proscribe the Muslim Brotherhood if he becomes Prime Minister.
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“All across the Middle East, countries have banned and proscribed the Muslim Brotherhood as a dangerous organisation. We will do the very same.”
It is 10 years since a ground-breaking report into the Muslim Brotherhood by Sir John Jenkins.
Among the former diplomat's findings was an assessment that “the use of extreme violence in the pursuit of the perfect Islamic society” has “never been institutionally disowned” by the movement.
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8.15pm: Romantic Warrior
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Torque: 365Nm @ 1,200rpm

Transmission: Nine-speed automatic

Fuel consumption, combined: 7.7L / 100km

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Quick pearls of wisdom

Focus on gratitude: And do so deeply, he says. “Think of one to three things a day that you’re grateful for. It needs to be specific, too, don’t just say ‘air.’ Really think about it. If you’re grateful for, say, what your parents have done for you, that will motivate you to do more for the world.”

Know how to fight: Shetty married his wife, Radhi, three years ago (he met her in a meditation class before he went off and became a monk). He says they’ve had to learn to respect each other’s “fighting styles” – he’s a talk it-out-immediately person, while she needs space to think. “When you’re having an argument, remember, it’s not you against each other. It’s both of you against the problem. When you win, they lose. If you’re on a team you have to win together.” 

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