On the day he dropped his latest album, Nick Cannon posted online a video of himself wearing whiteface, playing a character named Connor. “It’s official … I’m white!!! #RacialDraft,” he wrote on Instagram.
The record's name? White People Party Music, the 33-year-old singer's tongue-in-cheek take on electronic dance music.
It wasn’t a coincidence that it was April Fools’ Day.
The opening track, Looking for a Dream, follows the standard pattern of novelty numbers: synthesised beats, a rap verse and an upbeat repetitive chorus ("I must be looking for a dream").
Down the line are collaborations with Pitbull, Akon, Future and Afrojack, curiously the very people he’s making fun of.
All 17 tracks sound like sunny Auto-Tuned baloney – catchy and shallow. The synths soar and the bass drops. Unbelievable has lyrics such as "I don't know astrology, but baby, I saw the signs". Me Sexy features an extended Spanish spoken-word verse. The song OJ – referring to, yes, O J Simpson – has the embarrassing refrain "You can run as fast as you can, but you're never gonna catch me".
OK, we get it. But why a work of parody for your first record in 11 years?
Cannon, also a comedian and TV host, is not new to satire. He hosted MTV's Wild 'N Out, which mocked rap battles. His inspirations are legitimate: David Bowie, Andy Kaufman and Sacha Baron Cohen, whom he calls "true artists not afraid to make themselves part of the art even if it's an uncomfortable situation".
The question is whether Cannon is starting a conversation or simply sensationalising.
"I thought it would be the funniest thing in the world," he told Rolling Stone last week.
"I knew it would spark some controversy," he told Good Morning America.
But, aside from making headlines, his intentions are unclear. If Cannon wanted to make a statement, wouldn’t one song (and a viral video) have sufficed?
Had he shamelessly jumped on the craze, did a serious dance album with a straight face, and then reflected on why he did it, the results would have been different. The songs would have evoked nostalgia, a hallmark of the musical genre in question.
For now, in all his lampooning, Cannon has made himself the punch line.
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Publisher: Konami
Platforms: PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S, PC
Rating: 4.5/5
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Power: 235hp
Torque: 350Nm
Transmission: Nine-speed automatic
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Series info
Test series schedule 1st Test, Abu Dhabi: Sri Lanka won by 21 runs; 2nd Test, Dubai: Play starts at 2pm, Friday-Tuesday
ODI series schedule 1st ODI, Dubai: October 13; 2nd ODI, Abu Dhabi: October 16; 3rd ODI, Abu Dhabi: October 18; 4th ODI, Sharjah: October 20; 5th ODI, Sharjah: October 23
T20 series schedule 1st T20, Abu Dhabi: October 26; 2nd T20, Abu Dhabi: October 27; 3rd T20, Lahore: October 29
Tickets Available at www.q-tickets.com
Stat Fourteen Fourteen of the past 15 Test matches in the UAE have been decided on the final day. Both of the previous two Tests at Dubai International Stadium have been settled in the last session. Pakistan won with less than an hour to go against West Indies last year. Against England in 2015, there were just three balls left.
Key battle - Azhar Ali v Rangana Herath Herath may not quite be as flash as Muttiah Muralitharan, his former spin-twin who ended his career by taking his 800th wicket with his final delivery in Tests. He still has a decent sense of an ending, though. He won the Abu Dhabi match for his side with 11 wickets, the last of which was his 400th in Tests. It was not the first time he has owned Pakistan, either. A quarter of all his Test victims have been Pakistani. If Pakistan are going to avoid a first ever series defeat in the UAE, Azhar, their senior batsman, needs to stand up and show the way to blunt Herath.
The President's Cake
Director: Hasan Hadi
Starring: Baneen Ahmad Nayyef, Waheed Thabet Khreibat, Sajad Mohamad Qasem
Rating: 4/5
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