There's an old saying that if you sit enough monkeys at enough typewriters, eventually one of them will produce the complete works of Shakespeare. That may be true, but acquiring the requisite number of monkey/typewriter combinations poses quite a challenge, given the primates' less than prolific literary traditions. Birds and music, on the other hand, go back a long way, which raises a slightly different question: if you put the right birds with the right instruments, would they accompany their own singing?
An appealing installation at London's Barbican Centre is addressing this chirpy issue. The French composer-turned-artist Céleste Boursier-Mougenot has transformed the centre's Curve gallery into a sort of aural aviary, equipped with various instruments on which the conscripts can hone their rock 'n' roll riffs or, as it actually transpires, their intriguingly abstract compositions.
These birds are definitely inclined toward more avant-garde material, and yet have also managed to attract a sizeable audience. Many human artists will be green with envy.
Boursier-Mougenot is renowned for bold interactions of sight and sound and this commission is a larger, more ambitious version of a once rather modest idea. Visitors enter through a curtain of metal chains, pass along a dark corridor lined with impressive audio/visual effects and are then thrust into a bright, spacious and slightly curious room, which could easily be a set from a neglected Tim Burton movie: Alice in Birdland, perhaps.
Under the six-metre high Curve roof around 20 upturned musical instruments have been stood on small, grassy islands, their power leads disappearing into the sand. Each takes on a dual role: classic Les Paul guitars and bass guitars become perches, while cymbals are refashioned as birdbaths and seed trays. Making good use of these items are some 40 tiny zebra finches, which appear blissfully unperturbed by their human visitors and proceed to peck, pull and generally punish the equipment with great enthusiasm.
Given its random nature, the array of sounds this interaction produces is surprisingly coherent, even oddly calming. The guitars are tuned to major chords with the reverb set high, so each brush with a bird produces an enduring prang of ambient noise, and a minor flurry of excitement among the onlookers gathered on the wooden path. When a territorial squabble breaks out on one of the fretboards, as happens fairly regularly, it sounds like an audacious finch has embarked on a full-on virtuoso solo.
Observing the daily chores of these jolly, red-billed characters would be richly entertaining even without the sonic element, so you can understand the project's popularity. Queues have been snaking through the Barbican for weeks, with many visitors clearly making return trips, and a short YouTube video sample of the birds in action has attracted 700,000 visitors so far.
"It's very accessible and understandable for everyone. There's no age at which it stops being interesting," says Ariella Yedgar, the assistant curator of the Curve. "It's obvious that these are not musically trained birds; they just do what they do, and then, because their instruments are tuned so well, it creates amazing sounds."
The project took a year to research and realise and, as Yedgar suggests, "it looks a lot easier than it was". Zebra finches were chosen for their gregarious, outgoing nature - and high noise tolerance - while visitors are limited to 25 at a time. Too many would disturb the aviary's inhabitants; too few and the birds might refuse to perform.
"The installation only really happens when there are people in the space," explains Yedgar. "The birds don't necessarily fly around all the instruments naturally, but as people move around, the birds go to be with other birds, or move to another island. It's really a choreography of space and sound."
But is it music? The staff certainly seem to think so. Alastair, one of the Curve stewards, is "in here three or four hours a day" and likes "to listen and hear if they play anything I recognise". Virtual visitors are also convinced of the finches' technical merits. That YouTube sample drew numerous comparisons to two experimental noise bands from the States, Sonic Youth and Sunn O, as well as a proper rock legend's improvised score for a 1995 Jim Jarmusch movie. "Neil Young wrote the soundtrack for Dead Man and it sounded exactly like this," commented one video viewer. "They could have saved a lot of money by hiring these birds."
Thorsten Sideboard has his own take on the finches' influences. The Scottish-born, now London-based DJ/producer runs a record label called Highpoint Lowlife, which specialises in "head-nodding distorted noise and anything else that doesn't sound right". Having been enticed to the Boursier-Mougenot experience, does he rate the birds' output as comparable to human compositions?
"Absolutely, it could easily pass as generative music, as it's very chance-related but completely harmonic and listenable," says the experimental connoisseur.
Generative music, once popularised by the production maestro Brian Eno, involves composers feeding various components into a pre-programmed system and letting the music make itself, which is, in essence, the path Boursier-Mougenot has followed.
In fact, when it comes to certain forms of experimental music, these oblivious birds may have an advantage over their human counterparts.
"It also fits really well with Eno's idea of ambient background music, because I think when humans try to create background music, there's still always a temptation to fall into some kind of structure," continues Sideboard. "Whereas here, we actually have birds and nature doing something like that. And the fact that it's tuned harmoniously, it could just keep going continually and would always be pleasing. It'd be quite interesting to do it in restaurants, have the birds always going round and creating this sound."
That might cause a slight hygiene issue, but the very suggestion that such random noise could be used for a practical purpose does thrust validity upon it. Birds, of course, were creating music long before the instruments were introduced, and their vocal contributions shouldn't be discounted.
"The tweeting totally adds to it," says Sideboard. "It's all in the same key and really complements it quite well. Your mind can actually drift between the different layers of music. It's quite an interesting installation on so many levels, because of the attention paid to the tuning, because of the interaction of the birds with the music and just your actual closeness to the birds."
One aspect of the project that has particularly interested visiting musicians is its duration. The installation lasts an epic three months, although the sounds aren't being recorded, so if our feathered friends do recreate a famous guitar solo it will be lost for ever.
"True," says Yedgar, "but it's the nature of the piece: it's temporary, but it's also durational - I think, for Céleste, the reason he chooses to work in a gallery context. He trained as a musician and was then a composer, but in a way this is the most satisfactory medium for him."
It is an attractive proposition: having set up the installation over the course of a year the artist can retire back to his home country and let the birds do the work, with no musicians to pay or egos to massage.
Admittedly the project has suffered the occasional mishap due to several eggs being laid, which is more dramatic than it sounds. "I think the eggs are taken away and 'fostered' by other birds," explains the steward. "You can't really have chicks in here because the birds might get protective and start swooping at people."
Human composers rarely do anything quite so dramatic, but could be forgiven for feeling protective of their own work when faced with the proposition that birds do it just as well. The label boss Thorsten Sideboard reckons we should tread carefully before offering record contracts to random animals, however: the hand of man is still very much in evidence here.
"The installation has got quite an illusionary quality to it, because I actually think the parameters are very close: the pallet that they're working within. People come in and are mystified because it's birds and you think it's so random, but really there's a lot of preparation that went into it. You couldn't recreate it yourself just by putting birds in a room with a guitar."
But, he continues, mischievously, "when I came out I did go straight to a pet shop, bought some birds and locked them in the studio for a few hours".
He probably avoided zebra finches though. Small labels see enough red bills already.
How to apply for a drone permit
- Individuals must register on UAE Drone app or website using their UAE Pass
- Add all their personal details, including name, nationality, passport number, Emiratis ID, email and phone number
- Upload the training certificate from a centre accredited by the GCAA
- Submit their request
What are the regulations?
- Fly it within visual line of sight
- Never over populated areas
- Ensure maximum flying height of 400 feet (122 metres) above ground level is not crossed
- Users must avoid flying over restricted areas listed on the UAE Drone app
- Only fly the drone during the day, and never at night
- Should have a live feed of the drone flight
- Drones must weigh 5 kg or less
THE SPECS
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Engine: 1.8 litre combined with 16-volt electric motors
Transmission: Automatic with manual shifting mode
Power: 121hp
Torque: 142Nm
Price: Dh95,900
The specs
Engine: 3.0-litre six-cylinder turbo
Power: 398hp from 5,250rpm
Torque: 580Nm at 1,900-4,800rpm
Transmission: Eight-speed auto
Fuel economy, combined: 6.5L/100km
On sale: December
Price: From Dh330,000 (estimate)
The National Archives, Abu Dhabi
Founded over 50 years ago, the National Archives collects valuable historical material relating to the UAE, and is the oldest and richest archive relating to the Arabian Gulf.
Much of the material can be viewed on line at the Arabian Gulf Digital Archive - https://www.agda.ae/en
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Marathon results
Men:
1. Titus Ekiru(KEN) 2:06:13
2. Alphonce Simbu(TAN) 2:07:50
3. Reuben Kipyego(KEN) 2:08:25
4. Abel Kirui(KEN) 2:08:46
5. Felix Kemutai(KEN) 2:10:48
Women:
1. Judith Korir(KEN) 2:22:30
2. Eunice Chumba(BHR) 2:26:01
3. Immaculate Chemutai(UGA) 2:28:30
4. Abebech Bekele(ETH) 2:29:43
5. Aleksandra Morozova(RUS) 2:33:01
About Karol Nawrocki
• Supports military aid for Ukraine, unlike other eurosceptic leaders, but he will oppose its membership in western alliances.
• A nationalist, his campaign slogan was Poland First. "Let's help others, but let's take care of our own citizens first," he said on social media in April.
• Cultivates tough-guy image, posting videos of himself at shooting ranges and in boxing rings.
• Met Donald Trump at the White House and received his backing.
THE BIO
Favourite author - Paulo Coelho
Favourite holiday destination - Cuba
New York Times or Jordan Times? NYT is a school and JT was my practice field
Role model - My Grandfather
Dream interviewee - Che Guevara
Short-term let permits explained
Homeowners and tenants are allowed to list their properties for rental by registering through the Dubai Tourism website to obtain a permit.
Tenants also require a letter of no objection from their landlord before being allowed to list the property.
There is a cost of Dh1,590 before starting the process, with an additional licence fee of Dh300 per bedroom being rented in your home for the duration of the rental, which ranges from three months to a year.
Anyone hoping to list a property for rental must also provide a copy of their title deeds and Ejari, as well as their Emirates ID.
Director: Laxman Utekar
Cast: Vicky Kaushal, Akshaye Khanna, Diana Penty, Vineet Kumar Singh, Rashmika Mandanna
Rating: 1/5
INDIA V SOUTH AFRICA
First Test: October 2-6, at Visakhapatnam
Second Test: October 10-14, at Maharashtra
Third Test: October 19-23, at Ranchi
Specs
Engine: Dual-motor all-wheel-drive electric
Range: Up to 610km
Power: 905hp
Torque: 985Nm
Price: From Dh439,000
Available: Now
BUNDESLIGA FIXTURES
Friday (UAE kick-off times)
Cologne v Hoffenheim (11.30pm)
Saturday
Hertha Berlin v RB Leipzig (6.30pm)
Schalke v Fortuna Dusseldof (6.30pm)
Mainz v Union Berlin (6.30pm)
Paderborn v Augsburg (6.30pm)
Bayern Munich v Borussia Dortmund (9.30pm)
Sunday
Borussia Monchengladbach v Werder Bremen (4.30pm)
Wolfsburg v Bayer Leverkusen (6.30pm)
SC Freiburg v Eintracht Frankfurt (9on)
MATCH INFO
Manchester United 1 (Rashford 36')
Liverpool 1 (Lallana 84')
Man of the match: Marcus Rashford (Manchester United)
Skoda Superb Specs
Engine: 2-litre TSI petrol
Power: 190hp
Torque: 320Nm
Price: From Dh147,000
Available: Now
Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.
Results
Final: Iran beat Spain 6-3.
Play-off 3rd: UAE beat Russia 2-1 (in extra time).
Play-off 5th: Japan beat Egypt 7-2.
Play-off 7th: Italy beat Mexico 3-2.
Jebel Ali card
1.45pm: Maiden Dh75,000 1,400m
2.15pm: Handicap Dh90,000 1,400m
2.45pm: Maiden Dh75,000 1,000m
3.15pm: Handicap Dh105,000 1,200m
3.45pm: Maiden Dh75,000 1,600m
4.15pm: Handicap Dh105,000 1,600m
4.45pm: Handicap Dh80,000 1,800m
The National selections
1.45pm: Cosmic Glow
2.15pm: Karaginsky
2.45pm: Welcome Surprise
3.15pm: Taamol
3.45pm: Rayig
4.15pm: Chiefdom
4.45pm: California Jumbo
MATCH INFO
Liverpool 2 (Van Dijk 18', 24')
Brighton 1 (Dunk 79')
Red card: Alisson (Liverpool)
MATCH INFO
Newcastle United 2 (Willems 25', Shelvey 88')
Manchester City 2 (Sterling 22', De Bruyne 82')
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If you go:
The flights: Etihad, Emirates, British Airways and Virgin all fly from the UAE to London from Dh2,700 return, including taxes
The tours: The Tour for Muggles usually runs several times a day, lasts about two-and-a-half hours and costs £14 (Dh67)
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is on now at the Palace Theatre. Tickets need booking significantly in advance
Entrance to the Harry Potter exhibition at the House of MinaLima is free
The hotel: The grand, 1909-built Strand Palace Hotel is in a handy location near the Theatre District and several of the key Harry Potter filming and inspiration sites. The family rooms are spacious, with sofa beds that can accommodate children, and wooden shutters that keep out the light at night. Rooms cost from £170 (Dh808).
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The specs
Price, base / as tested Dh960,000
Engine 3.9L twin-turbo V8
Transmission Seven-speed dual-clutch automatic
Power 661hp @8,000rpm
Torque 760Nm @ 3,000rpm
Fuel economy, combined 11.4L / 100k
THE BIO
Family: I have three siblings, one older brother (age 25) and two younger sisters, 20 and 13
Favourite book: Asking for my favourite book has to be one of the hardest questions. However a current favourite would be Sidewalk by Mitchell Duneier
Favourite place to travel to: Any walkable city. I also love nature and wildlife
What do you love eating or cooking: I’m constantly in the kitchen. Ever since I changed the way I eat I enjoy choosing and creating what goes into my body. However, nothing can top home cooked food from my parents.
Favorite place to go in the UAE: A quiet beach.
BUNDESLIGA FIXTURES
Friday (UAE kick-off times)
Borussia Dortmund v Paderborn (11.30pm)
Saturday
Bayer Leverkusen v SC Freiburg (6.30pm)
Werder Bremen v Schalke (6.30pm)
Union Berlin v Borussia Monchengladbach (6.30pm)
Eintracht Frankfurt v Wolfsburg (6.30pm)
Fortuna Dusseldof v Bayern Munich (6.30pm)
RB Leipzig v Cologne (9.30pm)
Sunday
Augsburg v Hertha Berlin (6.30pm)
Hoffenheim v Mainz (9pm)
SERIE A FIXTURES
Saturday (UAE kick-off times)
Atalanta v Juventus (6pm)
AC Milan v Napoli (9pm)
Torino v Inter Milan (11.45pm)
Sunday
Bologna v Parma (3.30pm)
Sassuolo v Lazio (6pm)
Roma v Brescia (6pm)
Verona v Fiorentina (6pm)
Sampdoria v Udinese (9pm)
Lecce v Cagliari (11.45pm)
Monday
SPAL v Genoa (11.45pm)
Who's who in Yemen conflict
Houthis: Iran-backed rebels who occupy Sanaa and run unrecognised government
Yemeni government: Exiled government in Aden led by eight-member Presidential Leadership Council
Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south
Habrish 'rebels': Tribal-backed forces feuding with STC over control of oil in government territory
Moral education needed in a 'rapidly changing world'
Moral education lessons for young people is needed in a rapidly changing world, the head of the programme said.
Alanood Al Kaabi, head of programmes at the Education Affairs Office of the Crown Price Court - Abu Dhabi, said: "The Crown Price Court is fully behind this initiative and have already seen the curriculum succeed in empowering young people and providing them with the necessary tools to succeed in building the future of the nation at all levels.
"Moral education touches on every aspect and subject that children engage in.
"It is not just limited to science or maths but it is involved in all subjects and it is helping children to adapt to integral moral practises.
"The moral education programme has been designed to develop children holistically in a world being rapidly transformed by technology and globalisation."
Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
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RESULTS
6pm: Mazrat Al Ruwayah – Group 2 (PA) $40,000 (Dirt) 1,600m
Winner: AF Alajaj, Tadhg O’Shea (jockey), Ernst Oertel (trainer)
6.35pm: Race of Future – Handicap (TB) $80,000 (Turf) 2,410m
Winner: Global Storm, William Buick, Charlie Appleby
7.10pm: UAE 2000 Guineas – Group 3 (TB) $150,000 (D) 1,600m
Winner: Azure Coast, Antonio Fresu, Pavel Vashchenko
7.45pm: Business Bay Challenge – Listed (TB) $100,000 (T) 1,400m
Winner: Storm Damage, Patrick Cosgrave, Saeed bin Suroor
20.20pm: Curlin Stakes – Listed (TB) $100,000 (D) 2,000m
Winner: Appreciated, Fernando Jara, Doug O’Neill
8.55pm: Singspiel Stakes – Group 2 (TB) $180,000 (T) 1,800m
Winner: Lord Glitters, Daniel Tudhope, David O'Meara
9.30pm: Al Shindagha Sprint – Group 3 (TB) $150,000 (D) 1,200m
Winner: Meraas, Antonio Fresu, Musabah Al Muhairi
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