Michael Jackson
Michael
(Sony)
Half-way through the first posthumous Michael Jackson album, there's a moment that sums up the contrivances, controversies and bare-faced commercial drive that bedevils the whole affair. As particularly insipid, heavily processed R&B gurgles underneath Breaking News, Jackson (we presume) complains of his life in the goldfish bowl. To which the response must undeniably be, er, who exactly dangled his child out of a hotel window? And which record company is continuing to milk his infamy even in death?
Unless its producer Teddy Riley had guidance from beyond the grave, it's a spectacularly odd track to pluck from the piles of unreleased songs in the Jackson archives. And Breaking News is so awful, some members of Jackson's family actually suggested it wasn't the King of Pop singing on the track at all. Inevitably, record company statements were swiftly issued confirming its authenticity. But that's the real problem with Michael: it might have been Jackson singing at some point, but everything is so crunched, stretched and bent to fit the modern pop template, it feels horribly artificial.
So it's no surprise that the songs that date from the period when Jackson was not only alive but producing some of the 20th century's greatest pop (roughly speaking, the era between 1979's Off the Wall and 1987's Bad) are head and shoulders above everything else here. A cover of Yellow Magic Orchestra's Behind the Mask from the early 1980s is thrillingly urgent, and it's followed by Much Too Soon, a ballad full of heart and soul, dating from the Thriller sessions (and mercifully free of the ubiquitous 21st-century R&B).
Of course, if Jackson had been alive and in the mood to make a new album, the evidence of his recent work suggests it would indeed have been stacked with slick 21st-century R&B. But that doesn't mean it would have been any good, if the remarkably thin album opener Hold My Hand, featuring Akon, is any guide. Admittedly, to call this a Michael Jackson song at all is something of a liberty - he sings for the first minute or so before Akon takes over the crooning lead vocal, and it was originally written for Whitney Houston.
And no matter how hard the producers try, they can't hide the fact they're working with such offcuts. 50 Cent might have been contacted for a collaboration before Jackson's death, but his contribution to Monster is hilariously poor, an exercise in space-filling as he inexplicably bangs on about murdering people. Hollywood Tonight is actually quite a lithe, funky pop tune. But there was a reason why it didn't make the Invincible album - it's clearly unfinished. So the result now is a song that loops the verses over and over again, and is padded out by a coda with a nameless lackey whistling the chorus. How inventive.
But that's the posthumous album for you. If it's really necessary to raid the vaults, surely it would be better for everyone concerned to release some of the demos from Jackson's glory years intact. At least that way there would be some insight into what made this unique character tick. Michael is - literally - processed pop, and all the more distasteful for it.
Other notable posthumous album releases
Otis Redding - The Dock of the Bay
As with this Michael Jacksonalbum, posthumous releases can be mired in controversy. But not this 1968 collection of songs, the first of four albums to be released after Redding’s tragic death, which features the sublime single, ‘(Sittin’ On) The Dock of the Bay’.
Eva Cassidy - Songbird
Cassidy, like many greatly admired artists before her, never lived to see the reaction her music would impart on hundreds of thousands of people worldwide. The album was released two years after the American folk singer died from cancer, going on to hit the number-one spots on both the UK and US music charts.
Elliott Smith - From A Basement on the Hill
This critically acclaimed album was incomplete at the time of Smith’s death, in 2003, but was eventually released with the help of his ex-girlfriend and former producer. Smith supposedly recorded over 30 songs for the album - which he had intended to be released on two CD’s - but thanks to a contractual obligation with the label, DreamWorks, only 15 would make the final cut.
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Manny Pacquiao
Record: 59-6-2 (38 KOs)
Age: 38
Weight: 146lbs
Height: 166cm
Reach: 170cm
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Record: 16-0-1 (11 KOs)
Age: 29
Weight: 146.2lbs
Height: 175cm
Reach: 173cm
Coffee: black death or elixir of life?
It is among the greatest health debates of our time; splashed across newspapers with contradicting headlines - is coffee good for you or not?
Depending on what you read, it is either a cancer-causing, sleep-depriving, stomach ulcer-inducing black death or the secret to long life, cutting the chance of stroke, diabetes and cancer.
The latest research - a study of 8,412 people across the UK who each underwent an MRI heart scan - is intended to put to bed (caffeine allowing) conflicting reports of the pros and cons of consumption.
The study, funded by the British Heart Foundation, contradicted previous findings that it stiffens arteries, putting pressure on the heart and increasing the likelihood of a heart attack or stroke, leading to warnings to cut down.
Numerous studies have recognised the benefits of coffee in cutting oral and esophageal cancer, the risk of a stroke and cirrhosis of the liver.
The benefits are often linked to biologically active compounds including caffeine, flavonoids, lignans, and other polyphenols, which benefit the body. These and othetr coffee compounds regulate genes involved in DNA repair, have anti-inflammatory properties and are associated with lower risk of insulin resistance, which is linked to type-2 diabetes.
But as doctors warn, too much of anything is inadvisable. The British Heart Foundation found the heaviest coffee drinkers in the study were most likely to be men who smoked and drank alcohol regularly.
Excessive amounts of coffee also unsettle the stomach causing or contributing to stomach ulcers. It also stains the teeth over time, hampers absorption of minerals and vitamins like zinc and iron.
It also raises blood pressure, which is largely problematic for people with existing conditions.
So the heaviest drinkers of the black stuff - some in the study had up to 25 cups per day - may want to rein it in.
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What is the FNC?
The Federal National Council is one of five federal authorities established by the UAE constitution. It held its first session on December 2, 1972, a year to the day after Federation.
It has 40 members, eight of whom are women. The members represent the UAE population through each of the emirates. Abu Dhabi and Dubai have eight members each, Sharjah and Ras al Khaimah six, and Ajman, Fujairah and Umm Al Quwain have four.
They bring Emirati issues to the council for debate and put those concerns to ministers summoned for questioning.
The FNC’s main functions include passing, amending or rejecting federal draft laws, discussing international treaties and agreements, and offering recommendations on general subjects raised during sessions.
Federal draft laws must first pass through the FNC for recommendations when members can amend the laws to suit the needs of citizens. The draft laws are then forwarded to the Cabinet for consideration and approval.
Since 2006, half of the members have been elected by UAE citizens to serve four-year terms and the other half are appointed by the Ruler’s Courts of the seven emirates.
In the 2015 elections, 78 of the 252 candidates were women. Women also represented 48 per cent of all voters and 67 per cent of the voters were under the age of 40.
Water waste
In the UAE’s arid climate, small shrubs, bushes and flower beds usually require about six litres of water per square metre, daily. That increases to 12 litres per square metre a day for small trees, and 300 litres for palm trees.
Horticulturists suggest the best time for watering is before 8am or after 6pm, when water won't be dried up by the sun.
A global report published by the Water Resources Institute in August, ranked the UAE 10th out of 164 nations where water supplies are most stretched.
The Emirates is the world’s third largest per capita water consumer after the US and Canada.
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Fiction
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