Among many others, next year could even see a Stone Roses reformation, which will be great if you like that kind of thing.
Among many others, next year could even see a Stone Roses reformation, which will be great if you like that kind of thing.
Among many others, next year could even see a Stone Roses reformation, which will be great if you like that kind of thing.
Among many others, next year could even see a Stone Roses reformation, which will be great if you like that kind of thing.

Old acquaintances not forgot


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The coming year already promises to be a vintage one as far as long-awaited musical resurgences go. And this coming off the back of 2008, which saw new albums by Guns 'n Roses and Portishead, and live shows by My Bloody Valentine, all of whom had long since become bywords for prevarication. Good grief, even Stereo MCs got in on the action with their first album in seven years, not that anyone noticed. Indeed, the spectacle of the ragged, paunchy old rocker emerging red-eyed and blinking from his navel looks to become as much a hallmark of the close of the Noughties as collapsed banks and repossessed homes.

Coincidence? When even the defiantly slothful novelist Thomas Pynchon announces his second book this decade (Inherent Vice, slated for an August 4 release), one has to wonder. It all calls to mind that bit in Bambi when a forest fire forces wave upon wave of slumberous woodland creatures to scramble for open country: an ungainly spectacle to be sure, and a pity it took such general conflagration to bring it about. But, at risk of garbling the metaphor, the pop zoologist in me is in clover.

So, what startled fauna should we look out for in 2009? The Britpop champions Blur have overcome mutual detestation to schedule a one-off gig in London this July - this despite successful solo careers all round and therefore no obvious economic spur. Led Zeppelin are planning to tour again - albeit without Robert Plant, who clearly has better things to do after his last album, Raising Sand, picked up five Grammy nominations and sold more than a 100,000 copies in its first week.

Manchester's punk heroes Magazine are regrouping for a series of British gigs in February after their keyboard player Dave Formula made frontman Howard Devoto "an offer he couldn't refuse". "He said 'Howard, it's your last chance to be venerable'," according to Devoto. There are even rumblings that those latter-day Zep copyists The Stone Roses may be gearing up for a return: bassist Mani Mounfield says that the only remaining holdout is vocalist Ian Brown. If the plan comes off, the band could celebrate the 20th anniversary of their sublime debut album. And Robbie Williams is said to be wavering on the question of a full Take That reunion. Indeed, pretty much the only Manchester outfit who don't seem to be making up are The Smiths. Morrissey has said that this will never happen. Still, the Eagles said that they would reform "when hell freezes over". Fast-forward to 1994 and the Hell Freezes Over tour. There's still hope, then.

To cap all the above, there will also be a new release from Grandmaster Flash - his first proper studio album in 20 years. Flash, for the short of memory, was the man who made the turntable a viable instrument in its own right. His extempore beat collages for the Furious Five set the template for hip-hop ever afterwards. To find a living artist with an equivalent influence on the course of popular music, one has to start looking at around the Paul McCartney paygrade. It should, therefore, be fascinating to hear what Flash and his august collaborators have rustled up for this release. KRS-One puts in an appearance, as do Busta Rhymes, Snoop Dogg and Q-Tip. The album, titled The Bridge, is due out on Feb 23. Here's hoping that it is tremendous.

And it so happens that a few lucky UAE denizens may get a sneak preview of the new material this New Year's Eve when the man himself shows off his formidable turntable chops at the intimate Apartment Lounge and Club (call 04 406 8000 for details). This has to be the hottest ticket going. How often do you get to eyeball a legend at such close quarters? Still, bhangra fans won't want to miss the Anglo-Indian stars Juggy D and Jay Sean, whose live sets head up the Kandy Club New Year's Eve Experience at Dubai's Crown Plaza (see www.timeouttickets.com for tickets). Neither will devotees of house music pass up an audience with perhaps the only gilt-edged urban sophisticate ever to hail from the Isle of Wight, Joey Negro. He's DJing at the Jumeirah Beach Hotel (call 04 406 8769). Alas, for recalcitrants of the "disco sucks" camp, pickings are rather slimmer. But there's classic rock (or at least, rock of a distinguished vintage) from Boston's The Stompers, underdog purveyors of good-time music since 1977. If you like your rock 'n' roll to come helpfully labelled with such titles as This is Rock 'n' Roll, boy has Dubai's Barasti Bar got the band for you. Call 04 399 3333 for tickets and details.
elake@thenational.ae

Our legal columnist

Name: Yousef Al Bahar

Advocate at Al Bahar & Associate Advocates and Legal Consultants, established in 1994

Education: Mr Al Bahar was born in 1979 and graduated in 2008 from the Judicial Institute. He took after his father, who was one of the first Emirati lawyers

Real estate tokenisation project

Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.

The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.

Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.

UAE rugby in numbers

5 - Year sponsorship deal between Hesco and Jebel Ali Dragons

700 - Dubai Hurricanes had more than 700 playing members last season between their mini and youth, men's and women's teams

Dh600,000 - Dubai Exiles' budget for pitch and court hire next season, for their rugby, netball and cricket teams

Dh1.8m - Dubai Hurricanes' overall budget for next season

Dh2.8m - Dubai Exiles’ overall budget for next season

Volvo ES90 Specs

Engine: Electric single motor (96kW), twin motor (106kW) and twin motor performance (106kW)

Power: 333hp, 449hp, 680hp

Torque: 480Nm, 670Nm, 870Nm

On sale: Later in 2025 or early 2026, depending on region

Price: Exact regional pricing TBA

Timeline

1947
Ferrari’s road-car company is formed and its first badged car, the 125 S, rolls off the assembly line

1962
250 GTO is unveiled

1969
Fiat becomes a Ferrari shareholder, acquiring 50 per cent of the company

1972
The Fiorano circuit, Ferrari’s racetrack for development and testing, opens

1976
First automatic Ferrari, the 400 Automatic, is made

1987
F40 launched

1988
Enzo Ferrari dies; Fiat expands its stake in the company to 90 per cent

2002
The Enzo model is announced

2010
Ferrari World opens in Abu Dhabi

2011
First four-wheel drive Ferrari, the FF, is unveiled

2013
LaFerrari, the first Ferrari hybrid, arrives

2014
Fiat Chrysler announces the split of Ferrari from the parent company

2015
Ferrari launches on Wall Street

2017
812 Superfast unveiled; Ferrari celebrates its 70th anniversary

RESULTS

5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,600m
Winner: Omania, Saif Al Balushi (jockey), Ibrahim Al Hadhrami (trainer)
5.30pm: Conditions (PA) Dh85,000 1,600m
Winner: Brehaan, Richard Mullen, Ana Mendez
6pm: Handicap (TB) Dh100,000 1,600m
Winner: Craving, Connor Beasley, Simon Crisford
6.30pm: The President’s Cup Prep (PA) Dh100,000 2,200m
Winner: Rmmas, Tadhg O’Shea, Jean de Roualle
7pm: Wathba Stallions Cup (PA) Dh70,000 1,200m
Winner: Dahess D’Arabie, Connor Beasley, Helal Al Alawi
7.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 1,400m
Winner: Fertile De Croate, Sam Hitchcott, Ibrahim Aseel

The five types of long-term residential visas

Obed Suhail of ServiceMarket, an online home services marketplace, outlines the five types of long-term residential visas:

Investors:

A 10-year residency visa can be obtained by investors who invest Dh10 million, out of which 60 per cent should not be in real estate. It can be a public investment through a deposit or in a business. Those who invest Dh5 million or more in property are eligible for a five-year residency visa. The invested amount should be completely owned by the investors, not loaned, and retained for at least three years.

Entrepreneurs:

A five-year multiple entry visa is available to entrepreneurs with a previous project worth Dh0.5m or those with the approval of an accredited business incubator in the UAE.  

Specialists

Expats with specialised talents, including doctors, specialists, scientists, inventors, and creative individuals working in the field of culture and art are eligible for a 10-year visa, given that they have a valid employment contract in one of these fields in the country.

Outstanding students:

A five-year visa will be granted to outstanding students who have a grade of 95 per cent or higher in a secondary school, or those who graduate with a GPA of 3.75 from a university. 

Retirees:

Expats who are at least 55 years old can obtain a five-year retirement visa if they invest Dh2m in property, have savings of Dh1m or more, or have a monthly income of at least Dh20,000.

Match info

Deccan Gladiators 87-8

Asif Khan 25, Dwayne Bravo 2-16

Maratha Arabians 89-2

Chadwick Walton 51 not out

Arabians won the final by eight wickets