September is an old-fashioned month here in the UK, delivering the same timeless milestones of the advancing year - the end of the cricket season, the turning of the leaves to gold and brown - and a renewed debate as to whether secondary schools should restore corporal punishment.
With both the autumn term and political conference season upon us, the question "to cane or not to cane?" has flared afresh. Yet it can't be a coincidence that after this summer's riots, in which alarm and civil disorder briefly flickered across a street near you, the subject is being discussed with even more intensity than in years past.
The wellspring is a report commissioned by the Times Literary Supplement, the results of which are - if you'll excuse the phrase - most striking. Of 2,000 families questioned, 49 per cent declared they would like to see the return of the days when six of the best, or even a good clip round the ear, was reintroduced as a deterrent to unruly behaviour in the classroom.
The survey coincides just as the education secretary, Michael Gove, is launching his own campaign to improve discipline in schools, on the principle that children need to know who's boss - a concept most people agree broke down entirely during those nights of urban mayhem back in early August.
Mr Gove is likely to receive a standing ovation from his Conservative party when he trots out such sentiments at the party's forthcoming conference in Manchester (scene of some of the worst rioting). But for once there seems to be wide and genuine support behind his initiative. For the Times survey not only also found that 93 per cent of parents thought teachers should indeed be given "more authority to maintain classroom discipline", but so did 68 per cent of pupils questioned as well.
The image of terrified schoolboys surreptitiously trying to stuff exercise books down the back of their trousers while a malevolent headmaster (usually depicted wearing a mortar board, gown and a wicked smile) stands over them, cane in hand, may be an enduring image of British life.
Indeed, even in my own school days during the late 1970s I recall fellow-students occasionally being summoned to the office of my headmaster, the imposing Harry Brogden, for six of the best; and while the miscreants may have subsequently displayed their bruises as badges of honour in the playground once their ordeal was over, the very prospect of such a punishment ever being meted out on my own posterior was sufficient to render me a model pupil.
But to many, the notion of adults swishing a stick onto the rumps of defenceless adolescents as a way of achieving obedience seems grotesque.
Corporal punishment was officially banned in the UK in 1984, after its use was ruled degrading by European human rights legislation. Chris Keats, general secretary of the National Association of Schoolmasters Union of Women Teachers, reacted to Mr Gove's latest initiative by declaring: "In a civilised society, no one should be advocating hitting children with sticks as a means of improving behaviour." In other words, inculcation of a proper sense of right and wrong can only be achieved by reasoned argument rather than brute force.
But I wonder whether there's a more thorny issue beneath the debate. For with every mobile phone now a video camera and the slightest restraining hand on a shoulder able to be interpreted by a savvy schoolkid as an assault, many teachers feel outwitted by teenagers who may not be able to spell properly but who know every paragraph of the European Convention of Human Rights.
The most notable thing about my own headmaster, old Harry, was something he revealed to me some years after he'd retired, and by which time I myself was in early middle age. Despite having employed the cane during his long and distinguished career, he assured me he never once had a complaint from either student or parent.
"The rules were clear and we all knew them" was his conclusion. Which is perhaps a situation we're all desperate to regain in these socially complicated times.
One final thought. Please, if you ever run into him, don't tell him I referred to him as "Old Harry". I wouldn't want to get into trouble.
Michael Simkins is a writer and actor based in London
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Started: October 2020
Founders: Ahmad Hammouda and Seif Amr
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Sector: FinTech
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
Why it pays to compare
A comparison of sending Dh20,000 from the UAE using two different routes at the same time - the first direct from a UAE bank to a bank in Germany, and the second from the same UAE bank via an online platform to Germany - found key differences in cost and speed. The transfers were both initiated on January 30.
Route 1: bank transfer
The UAE bank charged Dh152.25 for the Dh20,000 transfer. On top of that, their exchange rate margin added a difference of around Dh415, compared with the mid-market rate.
Total cost: Dh567.25 - around 2.9 per cent of the total amount
Total received: €4,670.30
Route 2: online platform
The UAE bank’s charge for sending Dh20,000 to a UK dirham-denominated account was Dh2.10. The exchange rate margin cost was Dh60, plus a Dh12 fee.
Total cost: Dh74.10, around 0.4 per cent of the transaction
Total received: €4,756
The UAE bank transfer was far quicker – around two to three working days, while the online platform took around four to five days, but was considerably cheaper. In the online platform transfer, the funds were also exposed to currency risk during the period it took for them to arrive.
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Classification of skills
A worker is categorised as skilled by the MOHRE based on nine levels given in the International Standard Classification of Occupations (ISCO) issued by the International Labour Organisation.
A skilled worker would be someone at a professional level (levels 1 – 5) which includes managers, professionals, technicians and associate professionals, clerical support workers, and service and sales workers.
The worker must also have an attested educational certificate higher than secondary or an equivalent certification, and earn a monthly salary of at least Dh4,000.
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Date started: 2015
Founder: John Tsioris and Ioanna Angelidaki
Based: Dubai
Sector: Online grocery delivery
Staff: 200
Funding: Undisclosed, but investors include the Jabbar Internet Group and Venture Friends
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Favourite food: Tabbouleh, greek salad and sushi
Favourite TV show: That 70s Show
Favourite animal: Ferrets, they are smart, sensitive, playful and loving
Favourite holiday destination: Seychelles, my resolution for 2020 is to visit as many spiritual retreats and animal shelters across the world as I can
Name of first pet: Eddy, a Persian cat that showed up at our home
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Date started: 2014
Founders: Maaz Sheikh, Danny Bates
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Entertainment/Streaming Video On Demand
Number of employees: 125
Investors/Investment amount: $125 million. Major investors include Starz/Lionsgate, State Street, SEQ and Delta Partners
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Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Technology, Sales, Voice, Artificial Intelligence
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Stage: 1 ($800,000)
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Surianah's top five jazz artists
Billie Holliday: for the burn and also the way she told stories.
Thelonius Monk: for his earnestness.
Duke Ellington: for his edge and spirituality.
Louis Armstrong: his legacy is undeniable. He is considered as one of the most revolutionary and influential musicians.
Terence Blanchard: very political - a lot of jazz musicians are making protest music right now.
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