Want to get a sport lover's goat? Then start a discussion about the GOATs – the Greatest Of All Time. Through decades, reams of newsprint have been dedicated to these never-ending debates; many evenings have turned to nights at the mere mention of this topic.
It has all been futile though. There have never been any definite conclusions. What scales can measure greatness in definitive terms? Yet, this vain exercise continues.
Satyam Mukherjee, a scientist at Northwestern University of Illinois, has just presented a study which claims reveal the greatest Test captain of all time.
Using Google's Page Rank algorithm to compare the results of captains between 1877 and 2010, he has come to the conclusion that Steve Waugh is the best captain cricket ever had.
Many cricket pundits would accept this, while many others will present their case for Clive Lloyd of the West Indies, England's Mike Brearley or Richie Benaud of Australia. But only Benaud is in the top-five of Mukherjee's list. Lloyd is at No 6 while Brearley is not in the top 20.
Graeme Smith is the only non-Australian in the top five, with Mukherjee placing the South African at No 2, ahead of Ricky Ponting (three), Greg Chappell (four) and Benaud. Nasser Hussain is the top-ranked England captain at No 10.
Even Australia's Kim Hughes and New Zealand's Geoff Howarth are in the top 20.
Try telling a cricket enthusiast those two were better Test captains than Brearley. To use Benjamin Disraeli's words, "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
arizvi@thenational.ae
Follow us
@SprtNationalUAE
Company Profile
Company name: Big Farm Brothers
Started: September 2020
Founders: Vishal Mahajan and Navneet Kaur
Based: Dubai Investment Park 1
Industry: food and agriculture
Initial investment: $205,000
Current staff: eight to 10
Future plan: to expand to other GCC markets
Islamophobia definition
A widely accepted definition was made by the All Party Parliamentary Group on British Muslims in 2019: “Islamophobia is rooted in racism and is a type of racism that targets expressions of Muslimness or perceived Muslimness.” It further defines it as “inciting hatred or violence against Muslims”.
The Vines - In Miracle Land
Two stars
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Normcore explained
Something of a fashion anomaly, normcore is essentially a celebration of the unremarkable. The term was first popularised by an article in New York magazine in 2014 and has been dubbed “ugly”, “bland’ and "anti-style" by fashion writers. It’s hallmarks are comfort, a lack of pretentiousness and neutrality – it is a trend for those who would rather not stand out from the crowd. For the most part, the style is unisex, favouring loose silhouettes, thrift-shop threads, baseball caps and boyish trainers. It is important to note that normcore is not synonymous with cheapness or low quality; there are high-fashion brands, including Parisian label Vetements, that specialise in this style. Embraced by fashion-forward street-style stars around the globe, it’s uptake in the UAE has been relatively slow.
Avatar: Fire and Ash
Director: James Cameron
Starring: Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, Zoe Saldana
Rating: 4.5/5
The specs: 2019 Jeep Wrangler
Price, base: Dh132,000
Engine: 3.6-litre V6
Gearbox: Eight-speed automatic
Power: 285hp @ 6,400rpm
Torque: 347Nm @ 4,100rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 9.6L to 10.3L / 100km
New schools in Dubai
Match info
Uefa Champions League Group C
Liverpool v Napoli, midnight
Sholto Byrnes on Myanmar politics
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets