It ended at dusk, with a match on the line, light meters out and a captain asking an umpire not to touch him. The farcical climax should not obscure the fact that England won 3-0, pulling clear whenever they had to and making the most of their good fortune at Old Trafford.
Many of the tabloid headlines over the coming days may focus on England's "relieved" celebrations, but let us look at some numbers instead. This marked the first time Australia had not won a Test in England since 1977. A trio of English Ashes wins. Their fourth in five series. Ian Bell's 562 runs. Graeme Swann, James Anderson and Stuart Broad taking 70 wickets between them.
Other figures suggest that Australia were competitive. Three of their top-order batsmen averaged more than 40. Only Bell did likewise for England. Ryan Harris was the best and most consistent bowler on either side.
Those are the crumbs of consolation. Harsh reality will tell you that Australia crumbled at the key moments. They couldn't build on the astonishing Ashton Agar-Phillip Hughes partnership at Trent Bridge and the collapse in Durham was a bit like watching an Associate nation all at sea.
Even at Lord's, where they were thrashed by a distance, they had England three down for next to nothing in both innings. They were unfortunate with the weather at Old Trafford, but the 3-0 score is indicative of how each team responded to pressure.
For a team that won 3-0, England faced plenty of criticism, some of it justified, for tactics that weren't exactly swashbuckling. Encouraging performances in the second half of the series aside, it shouldn't be forgotten that Australia's challenge was swept aside without a major contribution from several stalwarts.
Alastair Cook and Jonathan Trott averaged less than 30, and had a highest score of 62 between them. Matt Prior, lauded as the world's best keeper-batsman before the series, finished it with just 133 runs.
Kevin Pietersen averaged only 38.8, while Swann took 26 wickets without bowling anything like as well as he has in the past. You couldn't escape the feeling that England had plenty in reserve.
Australia tinkered so much with the line-up that Claudio Ranieri would have been envious. Players moved up and down the order like stocks in a volatile market. Nathan Lyon, the only decent quality spinner in the squad, didn't play till the third Test. Hughes was surplus to requirements three innings after the 81 not out at Trent Bridge.
In the early part of the series, Australia played like a side with no clue of what their best XI was. It showed in the results as well. The current top five - Rogers, Warner, Watson, Clarke and Smith, who did duty at The Oval - is serviceable and Australia must build around them in the return series. They only need to look at Bell, the man of the series, to see the value of investing in people.
In a recent column in an Australian newspaper, Peter Brukner, the doctor who travels with the team, said: "History tells us that bowlers under the age of 24 are at increased risk of developing lumbar stress fractures, presumably because their bones have not fully matured and lack the necessary strength to withstand the high loads imparted on them by bowling at 140km/h."
With James Pattinson ruled out two Tests into the Ashes, and Pat Cummins now likely to miss another full season, Australia have learned that the hard way.
Before the first Test in Brisbane in November, they need to take stock of the next men in line, and whether they're robust enough to withstand the rigours of the five-day game. If fit, the superb Harris and the tireless Peter Siddle will surely start.
After that, it's a bit of a lottery. Jackson Bird was no more than steady in Durham, while Mitchell Starc is worrisome and inconsistent. Gurinder Sandhu needs more first-class experience. The wild-card pick would be Nathan Coulter-Nile, who Rahul Dravid was eager to sign for the Rajasthan Royals before IPL VI.
For England, the challenge is to find a consistent No 6 - Jonny Bairstow has a few technical issues to address - and also a second spinner if Monty Panesar's mind is elsewhere. Simon Kerrigan looked nowhere near ready at The Oval.
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Focus on gratitude: And do so deeply, he says. “Think of one to three things a day that you’re grateful for. It needs to be specific, too, don’t just say ‘air.’ Really think about it. If you’re grateful for, say, what your parents have done for you, that will motivate you to do more for the world.”
Know how to fight: Shetty married his wife, Radhi, three years ago (he met her in a meditation class before he went off and became a monk). He says they’ve had to learn to respect each other’s “fighting styles” – he’s a talk it-out-immediately person, while she needs space to think. “When you’re having an argument, remember, it’s not you against each other. It’s both of you against the problem. When you win, they lose. If you’re on a team you have to win together.”
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The UAE is India’s third-largest trade partner after the US and China
Annual bilateral trade between India and the UAE has crossed US$ 60 billion
The UAE is the fourth-largest exporter of crude oil for India
Indians comprise the largest community with 3.3 million residents in the UAE
Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi first visited the UAE in August 2015
His visit on August 23-24 will be the third in four years
Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed, Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi and Deputy Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces, visited India in February 2016
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Modi will visit Bahrain on August 24-25
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How to play the stock market recovery in 2021?
If you are looking to build your long-term wealth in 2021 and beyond, the stock market is still the best place to do it as equities powered on despite the pandemic.
Investing in individual stocks is not for everyone and most private investors should stick to mutual funds and ETFs, but there are some thrilling opportunities for those who understand the risks.
Peter Garnry, head of equity strategy at Saxo Bank, says the 20 best-performing US and European stocks have delivered an average return year-to-date of 148 per cent, measured in local currency terms.
Online marketplace Etsy was the best performer with a return of 330.6 per cent, followed by communications software company Sinch (315.4 per cent), online supermarket HelloFresh (232.8 per cent) and fuel cells specialist NEL (191.7 per cent).
Mr Garnry says digital companies benefited from the lockdown, while green energy firms flew as efforts to combat climate change were ramped up, helped in part by the European Union’s green deal.
Electric car company Tesla would be on the list if it had been part of the S&P 500 Index, but it only joined on December 21. “Tesla has become one of the most valuable companies in the world this year as demand for electric vehicles has grown dramatically,” Mr Garnry says.
By contrast, the 20 worst-performing European stocks fell 54 per cent on average, with European banks hit by the economic fallout from the pandemic, while cruise liners and airline stocks suffered due to travel restrictions.
As demand for energy fell, the oil and gas industry had a tough year, too.
Mr Garnry says the biggest story this year was the “absolute crunch” in so-called value stocks, companies that trade at low valuations compared to their earnings and growth potential.
He says they are “heavily tilted towards financials, miners, energy, utilities and industrials, which have all been hit hard by the Covid-19 pandemic”. “The last year saw these cheap stocks become cheaper and expensive stocks have become more expensive.”
This has triggered excited talk about the “great value rotation” but Mr Garnry remains sceptical. “We need to see a breakout of interest rates combined with higher inflation before we join the crowd.”
Always remember that past performance is not a guarantee of future returns. Last year’s winners often turn out to be this year’s losers, and vice-versa.
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The flights
Emirates and Etihad fly direct from the UAE to Geneva from Dh2,845 return, including taxes. The flight takes 6 hours.
The package
Clinique La Prairie offers a variety of programmes. A six-night Master Detox costs from 14,900 Swiss francs (Dh57,655), including all food, accommodation and a set schedule of medical consultations and spa treatments.