As we leave behind the uneven, temporary roundabout where the Emirates and Al Khail roads meet, we feel as if we've just successfully negotiated a crash landing. My wife lets out her unconscious, yet usual sigh of relief as our velocity slowly increases in line with the road's straightaway ahead.
Drivers on our roads are no strangers to roadworks, especially in Dubai, where the Roads and Transport Authority (RTA) spent Dh10.7 billion in 2010 (with the financial crisis in full swing). Building bridges costs money, and the RTA is Dubai Government's biggest spender.
I'm proud of the planning and money that have been invested in our road network. Having visited and driven on almost every continent, I can say that our roads are some of the best in the world. Most people have seen the before-and-after pictures of Sheikh Zayed Road taken in 1991 and in the last decade. The UAE is not ashamed to spend big to grow.
Back on the infamous Emirates Road, however, we noticed the same phenomenon that is present on most motorways of the UAE; cars crossing lanes at random speeds, reminiscent of those Brownian motion experiments from science lab, mapping the supposedly random movements of objects.
Lane discipline is almost non-existent and only one thing matters: bigger cars and brighter headlights determine the pecking order. And the more lanes, the more dangerous the road. Emirates Road was the deadliest road in the UAE for a while, an "honour" now bestowed on Bypass Road, which has even more lanes.
It is clear that there is little relation between the quality of the roads and driving standards. Our road network is excellent and the general wisdom is that speeding is the cause of all (driving) evil, thus the prevalence of speed cameras.
My view is slightly different. Speed is dangerous, but it is relative. Driving a well-maintained Porsche on a straight bit of motorway at 130kmh is perfectly safe, yet doing the same while zigzagging during rain or dense fog is suicidal.
The main cause of accidents and traffic congestion is a combination of speed and bad lane discipline. Changing lanes at high speed spells trouble in any vehicle, be it a Formula 1 car or a Lexus 4x4. Thus wider roads are statistically more dangerous given prevailing levels of driver education and competence.
Take a typical stretch of Emirates Road, which is six lanes wide. The far left lane, call it lane one, is for fast cars. Lorries are generally restricted to lanes five and six. The other lanes, however, are usually chaotic because of a lack of training and enforcement.
Paradoxically, lane two is the most congested (even though it should be the second-fastest lane) and is the home to slower breeds such as old, white Toyota Corollas. The reason is that the majority of drivers think that they should use lane two as the slow lane, and use lane one when overtaking. This works in other countries where the driving culture has adapted to motorways with just two lanes.
In the UAE, this creates two systems within a single carriageway: lane two now separates the fast lane one from four other lanes of traffic to the right. When an impatient driver in lane one finds the road ahead congested, he might resort to suddenly slowing down to change lanes, which also can be dangerous.
Other dangerous habits can be observed as well, such as driving in the lane that offers the best visibility. This creates a barrier of three or four vehicles driving abreast of each other, oblivious of faster cars behind them. This lack of lane discipline causes congestion and can also lead to accidents.
Lane discipline is the simple act of tending to one side of the road (typically the right in the UAE). When a slower vehicle is found ahead, one is supposed to overtake to the left, then return to the right when past the slower car. In a typical three-lane motorway, lane three has the slowest vehicles and lane one has the fastest. It seems like a basic lesson, but it really needs to be learnt by more people.
As we left the Emirates and Al Khail roundabout behind us, we saw the typical sign: "Sorry for the inconvenience caused by road improvements. Building the future of Dubai." Perhaps one day we will spend as much on "driver improvements" as we do on "road improvements". Only then will we truly be "building the future of Dubai".
Mohamad Al Dah is an engineer and social commentator based in Dubai
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UAE v Gibraltar
What: International friendly
When: 7pm kick off
Where: Rugby Park, Dubai Sports City
Admission: Free
Online: The match will be broadcast live on Dubai Exiles’ Facebook page
UAE squad: Lucas Waddington (Dubai Exiles), Gio Fourie (Exiles), Craig Nutt (Abu Dhabi Harlequins), Phil Brady (Harlequins), Daniel Perry (Dubai Hurricanes), Esekaia Dranibota (Harlequins), Matt Mills (Exiles), Jaen Botes (Exiles), Kristian Stinson (Exiles), Murray Reason (Abu Dhabi Saracens), Dave Knight (Hurricanes), Ross Samson (Jebel Ali Dragons), DuRandt Gerber (Exiles), Saki Naisau (Dragons), Andrew Powell (Hurricanes), Emosi Vacanau (Harlequins), Niko Volavola (Dragons), Matt Richards (Dragons), Luke Stevenson (Harlequins), Josh Ives (Dubai Sports City Eagles), Sean Stevens (Saracens), Thinus Steyn (Exiles)
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BANGLADESH SQUAD
Mashrafe Mortaza (captain), Tamim Iqbal, Liton Das, Soumya Sarkar, Mushfiqur Rahim (wicketkeeper), Mahmudullah, Shakib Al Hasan (vice captain), Mohammad Mithun, Sabbir Rahaman, Mosaddek Hossain, Mohammad Saifuddin, Mehidy Hasan Miraz, Rubel Hossain, Mustafizur Rahman, Abu Jayed (Reporting by Rohith Nair in Bengaluru Editing by Amlan Chakraborty)
Essentials
The flights
Etihad and Emirates fly direct from the UAE to Delhi from about Dh950 return including taxes.
The hotels
Double rooms at Tijara Fort-Palace cost from 6,670 rupees (Dh377), including breakfast.
Doubles at Fort Bishangarh cost from 29,030 rupees (Dh1,641), including breakfast. Doubles at Narendra Bhawan cost from 15,360 rupees (Dh869). Doubles at Chanoud Garh cost from 19,840 rupees (Dh1,122), full board. Doubles at Fort Begu cost from 10,000 rupees (Dh565), including breakfast.
The tours
Amar Grover travelled with Wild Frontiers. A tailor-made, nine-day itinerary via New Delhi, with one night in Tijara and two nights in each of the remaining properties, including car/driver, costs from £1,445 (Dh6,968) per person.
If you go...
Fly from Dubai or Abu Dhabi to Chiang Mai in Thailand, via Bangkok, before taking a five-hour bus ride across the Laos border to Huay Xai. The land border crossing at Huay Xai is a well-trodden route, meaning entry is swift, though travellers should be aware of visa requirements for both countries.
Flights from Dubai start at Dh4,000 return with Emirates, while Etihad flights from Abu Dhabi start at Dh2,000. Local buses can be booked in Chiang Mai from around Dh50
Brief scores:
Toss: South Africa, chose to field
Pakistan: 177 & 294
South Africa: 431 & 43-1
Man of the Match: Faf du Plessis (South Africa)
Series: South Africa lead three-match series 2-0
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- Margarines and spreads; cookies, biscuits, pastries, cakes, and cake mixes, breakfast cereals, cereal and energy bars
- Energy drinks, milk drinks, fruit yoghurts and fruit drinks, cocoa drinks, meat and chicken extracts and instant sauces
- Infant formulas and follow-on milks, health and slimming products such as powdered or fortified meal and dish substitutes
- Many ready-to-heat products including pre-prepared pies and pasta and pizza dishes, poultry and fish nuggets and sticks, sausages, burgers, hot dogs, and other reconstituted meat products, powdered and packaged instant soups, noodles and desserts
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Premier League
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Arsenal 2 (Mustafi 26', Rojo 68' OG)
The specs: 2018 Dodge Durango SRT
Price, base / as tested: Dh259,000
Engine: 6.4-litre V8
Power: 475hp @ 6,000rpm
Torque: 640Nm @ 4,300rpm
Transmission: Eight-speed automatic
Fuel consumption, combined: 7.7L / 100km
The specs: 2018 Nissan 370Z Nismo
The specs: 2018 Nissan 370Z Nismo
Price, base / as tested: Dh182,178
Engine: 3.7-litre V6
Power: 350hp @ 7,400rpm
Torque: 374Nm @ 5,200rpm
Transmission: Seven-speed automatic
Fuel consumption, combined: 10.5L / 100km
How to apply for a drone permit
- Individuals must register on UAE Drone app or website using their UAE Pass
- Add all their personal details, including name, nationality, passport number, Emiratis ID, email and phone number
- Upload the training certificate from a centre accredited by the GCAA
- Submit their request
What are the regulations?
- Fly it within visual line of sight
- Never over populated areas
- Ensure maximum flying height of 400 feet (122 metres) above ground level is not crossed
- Users must avoid flying over restricted areas listed on the UAE Drone app
- Only fly the drone during the day, and never at night
- Should have a live feed of the drone flight
- Drones must weigh 5 kg or less
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