Ring the alarm if you wake from the dead


James Langton
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  • Arabic

A mortuary in Turkey has been installed with a warning system in case anyone presumed dead comes back to life.

The morgue's refrigerators can detect movement to sound an alarm while its doors open on contact.

It follows the case in July of a 50-year-old man in South Africa, who woke inside a mortuary after his family decided he must be dead because they could not wake him.

Officials in Turkey said that patients proclaimed dead could wake from a state of unconsciousness: "We consider each and every possibility."

Fortunate son

A fed-up elderly couple in Italy are going to court to make their 41-year-old son leave home. The parents say their offspring has a job but refuses to fly the nest, insists on having his clothes laundered and his meals cooked for him.

They have asked lawyers at the consumer association Adico, which has dealt with "hundreds" of similar cases, to intervene. The son has been given six days to leave before the Venetian courts issue his parents with a protection order against him.

The beleaguered father, who has not been named, said: "We cannot do it any more. He really has no intention of leaving."

Women just say 'no'

Women in the southern Philippines imposed a conjugal ban to stop their husbands from fighting with each other. Wives in Dado, Mindanao, successfully managed to end tensions between about 100 families living there after going on a sex strike.

In a move that echoes the plot of the Greek comedy Lysistrata, they took the drastic step after losing patience following violent feuds between clans over land, money and politics.

Out of his skull?

It is usually used to sell unwanted furniture and advertise property to rent, but police were alerted after a human skull went on sale on the internet site Craigslist for US$300.

The seller, Mike Hale from Phoenix in the US, claimed he had picked up the skull of a 14-year-old child at a garage sale for $1. He had received about 20 inquiries from potential buyers, he said.

While there is no law banning the sale or possession of human bones, detectives are examining the skull to see if there had been any foul play. Sergeant Trent Crump of Phoenix police said there was nothing illegal about owning a human skull "unless you kill the person to get it".

She drives me crazy

A clumsy driver has wrecked two cars by smashing into the same house twice.

Nancy Wallace from South Park, Pennsylvania, was turning her car in a cul-de-sac when she lost control, veered off the road and crashed over a wall into the house, ending up with her vehicle wedged in the bathroom.

Her passenger Adrienne Mosi said: "All of a sudden I felt the car accelerate … then I saw the curtains in the bathroom of this house."

The homeowner, Mike Stocke, said it was the second time Wallace had driven into his home. On the first occasion, Ms Wallace had written off his daughter's car.

"It might be time for her to give up her licence," he said. He is still able to live in his house while the repairs are completed as he has a second bathroom.

A new relationship with the old country

Treaty of Friendship between the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the United Arab Emirates

The United kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the United Arab Emirates; Considering that the United Arab Emirates has assumed full responsibility as a sovereign and independent State; Determined that the long-standing and traditional relations of close friendship and cooperation between their peoples shall continue; Desiring to give expression to this intention in the form of a Treaty Friendship; Have agreed as follows:

ARTICLE 1 The relations between the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the United Arab Emirates shall be governed by a spirit of close friendship. In recognition of this, the Contracting Parties, conscious of their common interest in the peace and stability of the region, shall: (a) consult together on matters of mutual concern in time of need; (b) settle all their disputes by peaceful means in conformity with the provisions of the Charter of the United Nations.

ARTICLE 2 The Contracting Parties shall encourage education, scientific and cultural cooperation between the two States in accordance with arrangements to be agreed. Such arrangements shall cover among other things: (a) the promotion of mutual understanding of their respective cultures, civilisations and languages, the promotion of contacts among professional bodies, universities and cultural institutions; (c) the encouragement of technical, scientific and cultural exchanges.

ARTICLE 3 The Contracting Parties shall maintain the close relationship already existing between them in the field of trade and commerce. Representatives of the Contracting Parties shall meet from time to time to consider means by which such relations can be further developed and strengthened, including the possibility of concluding treaties or agreements on matters of mutual concern.

ARTICLE 4 This Treaty shall enter into force on today’s date and shall remain in force for a period of ten years. Unless twelve months before the expiry of the said period of ten years either Contracting Party shall have given notice to the other of its intention to terminate the Treaty, this Treaty shall remain in force thereafter until the expiry of twelve months from the date on which notice of such intention is given.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF the undersigned have signed this Treaty.

DONE in duplicate at Dubai the second day of December 1971AD, corresponding to the fifteenth day of Shawwal 1391H, in the English and Arabic languages, both texts being equally authoritative.

Signed

Geoffrey Arthur  Sheikh Zayed

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A foster couple or family must:

  • be Muslim, Emirati and be residing in the UAE
  • not be younger than 25 years old
  • not have been convicted of offences or crimes involving moral turpitude
  • be free of infectious diseases or psychological and mental disorders
  • have the ability to support its members and the foster child financially
  • undertake to treat and raise the child in a proper manner and take care of his or her health and well-being
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