DUBAI // When UAE and Zimbabwe meet this afternoon to decide who takes the wooden spoon in the Cup of Nations, it will be like Dad's Army taking on the Rugrats.
Of Zimbabwe's 25-man tour squad in Dubai, 23 of them are aged 22 or under. The UAE have a new-look team, too - but theirs could never be considered a youth policy.
Brett Bowie, the Saracens prop, will again be the cornerstone of the home side's scrum for his second Test match in four days. Not bad for a 45 year old.
To put his effort into context, Bowie was in the year above Jamie Joseph, the former New Zealand forward, in their university team.
Joseph ended his 30-cap All Blacks career back in 1995 - 17 years before Bowie even started his this week.
And yet he and Chris Burch - another newcomer with years' worth of experience of club rugby before starting internationals this week - were among the leading performers in the national team's improved effort on Tuesday.
"We don't have enough dedicated tight-head props," said Duncan Hall, the UAE performance manager, citing the absence of Dan Boatright as a significant loss for the national team in the Cup of Nations.
"Brett wanted to get in there and do it and he did a fantastic job. You want to pick No 3 [Bowie] and No 12 [Burch] as your first players, and they were two of our outstanding players [in the loss to Hong Kong]."
It says much about the travails of the UAE that Tuesday's 51-6 defeat to their Asian rivals was regarded by both teams as a notable achievement by the losing side.
Tom McColl, the captain of the defending champions, was not being patronising when he said the scoreboard flattered his side and that they had been dominated in a variety of facets of the game. It was true, but a 45-point loss is still a 45-point loss.
Renier Els, the outstanding captain who has done so much to repel an unrelenting onslaught in the past two matches, says this Cup of Nations campaign has been "an emotional roller coaster" so far.
"Coming back from a heavy defeat against Belgium [on Saturday], the guys showed some real character," the Abu Dhabi Harlequins loose-forward said.
"I am very proud of the guys. It is hard. On a Tuesday, you clock off work, you rush to get to The Sevens and then you have to play international rugby. It is an emotional roller coaster."
Zimbabwe could consider themselves unfortunate to still be empty-handed at this point of the competition, after two plucky performances in defeats against Hong Kong and Belgium so far.
"We are not used to playing at this level and we are trying to achieve every time we go out to play," said Brendan Dawson, the Zimbabwe coach.
"We have a helluva young bunch of guys with us and it is a learning curve. These players have learnt a lot so far and hopefully we will be able to take that out [against UAE]."
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It's up to you to go green
Nils El Accad, chief executive and owner of Organic Foods and Café, says going green is about “lifestyle and attitude” rather than a “money change”; people need to plan ahead to fill water bottles in advance and take their own bags to the supermarket, he says.
“People always want someone else to do the work; it doesn’t work like that,” he adds. “The first step: you have to consciously make that decision and change.”
When he gets a takeaway, says Mr El Accad, he takes his own glass jars instead of accepting disposable aluminium containers, paper napkins and plastic tubs, cutlery and bags from restaurants.
He also plants his own crops and herbs at home and at the Sheikh Zayed store, from basil and rosemary to beans, squashes and papayas. “If you’re going to water anything, better it be tomatoes and cucumbers, something edible, than grass,” he says.
“All this throwaway plastic - cups, bottles, forks - has to go first,” says Mr El Accad, who has banned all disposable straws, whether plastic or even paper, from the café chain.
One of the latest changes he has implemented at his stores is to offer refills of liquid laundry detergent, to save plastic. The two brands Organic Foods stocks, Organic Larder and Sonnett, are both “triple-certified - you could eat the product”.
The Organic Larder detergent will soon be delivered in 200-litre metal oil drums before being decanted into 20-litre containers in-store.
Customers can refill their bottles at least 30 times before they start to degrade, he says. Organic Larder costs Dh35.75 for one litre and Dh62 for 2.75 litres and refills will cost 15 to 20 per cent less, Mr El Accad says.
But while there are savings to be had, going green tends to come with upfront costs and extra work and planning. Are we ready to refill bottles rather than throw them away? “You have to change,” says Mr El Accad. “I can only make it available.”
Five hymns the crowds can join in
Papal Mass will begin at 10.30am at the Zayed Sports City Stadium on Tuesday
Some 17 hymns will be sung by a 120-strong UAE choir
Five hymns will be rehearsed with crowds on Tuesday morning before the Pope arrives at stadium
‘Christ be our Light’ as the entrance song
‘All that I am’ for the offertory or during the symbolic offering of gifts at the altar
‘Make me a Channel of your Peace’ and ‘Soul of my Saviour’ for the communion
‘Tell out my Soul’ as the final hymn after the blessings from the Pope
The choir will also sing the hymn ‘Legions of Heaven’ in Arabic as ‘Assakiroo Sama’
There are 15 Arabic speakers from Syria, Lebanon and Jordan in the choir that comprises residents from the Philippines, India, France, Italy, America, Netherlands, Armenia and Indonesia
The choir will be accompanied by a brass ensemble and an organ
They will practice for the first time at the stadium on the eve of the public mass on Monday evening
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