Last minute cramming has never looked anything like this. Usually it is done by overly-earnest school nerds with patches on the elbows of their blazers, poring over dog-eared library books.
This time, in the corner of a field at a tournament in the desert, two rugby giants - metaphorically and physically - were testing each other. Appropriately, they were making each other gradually more nervous about the coming examination.
At 9.10am at The Sevens, Paul Sculthorpe, a former rugby league Man of Steel with numerous Great Britain Test caps, was crashing into Steve Hampson, another veteran of international rugby league.
"Am I not allowed to do that then?" Hampson asked, as they worked on some method of jackalling for the ball which has rarely been seen before in union.
Sculthorpe just shrugged, as if to say: "Don't ask me." Somebody stepped in to help, saying not to do it like that, but to do it like this instead. Both players looked at him like he was a weirdo.
Jason Robinson, their teammate with the most union experience, surveyed the scene and admonished them like a teacher. "Hey, don't be learning the rules now," he said.
Given the amount of stardust floating around the Joining Jack charity side, you would not think there would be slightest hint of nerves over playing in a social veterans tournament. Most have won Challenge Cup finals at Wembley Stadium. Some have played in World Cup finals.
A weekend conversion to union, though, is a tougher assignment than meets the eye. "It was a quiet bus journey on the way here, let's put it that way," said Kris Radlinski, the former Wigan Warriors and Great Britain fullback.
"A lot of us have never played this game, and a lot of them haven't played rugby at all for 10 years."
Fortunately for the rugby league veterans side, their opponents were a little apprehensive about playing them, too.
When the volunteers tasked with ensuring the tournament runs to time met with Gulf Legends before the first match of the pool, one of the players said to them hopefully: "Are they happy to forfeit?"
Today's bruises may testify otherwise, but the local team acquitted themselves well against the former professionals. When William Wood scored a try for the Gulf team, they were only two points behind.
Tries from Denis Betts, Sean Long, Mick Cassidy, and a crowd pleasing score from Robinson meant Joining Jack hurdled their first obstacle, though.
"We were guilty at first of trying to get into the technicalities of rugby union," Radlinski said.
"We don't really know that, so we have come up with a concept of winning the collision.
"If we do that it means we don't have to go into the rucks, so we ended up playing some rugby league in the second game."
Maybe it was their new game-plan which saw them to a 38-0 over Swansea Richmond Heavies in their second match.
Or perhaps they realised they had to perform, following the arrival of their waterboy from his early morning arrival at Dubai International Airport: Bradley Wiggins.
As a big rugby league - and Wigan in particular - fan, Wiggins idolised most of the Joining Jack players.
It was he who instigated his involvement in the charity, which raises funds for Duchenne muscular dystrophy research, after he attended Super League's Millennium Magic weekend.
Despite being perhaps the most famous sportsman outside of football currently in the UK, the champion cyclist still seems to be in awe of them.
"You can see how fit they all still are," the Tour de France winner and Olympic gold medallist said of the team he was ferrying drinks to.
"They just demolished that team. I think that is the difference between league and union: the league boys tend to stay quite fit, where as the other lot were a mess. They were all fat and horrible."
Wiggins says all of the side's players here this weekend are his "heroes", and could not pick a favourite.
"The great thing is it is such a team sport," he said. "It is not like football, where nine times out of 10 it is always one player people turn up to see.
"It is played by teams, but it is always about the likes of Messi or Beckham - it becomes about one player, where as rugby league can't be, it is such a team sport. Everyone has to play their part, so they all become heroes."
As if union rules were not enough to tax the Joining Jack players, the might have been forgiven for being star-struck by having their drinks brought to them by the favourite for BBC's Sports Personality of the Year award.
"It is the other way around," Radlinski said.
"He collects rugby memorabilia, he wants to be in this environment with the boys. We just treat him as one of us, which is what he wants."
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List of alleged parties
May 12, 2020: PM and his wife Carrie attend 'work meeting' with at least 17 staff
May 20, 2020: They attend 'bring your own booze party'
Nov 27, 2020: PM gives speech at leaving party for his staff
Dec 10, 2020: Staff party held by then-education secretary Gavin Williamson
Dec 13, 2020: PM and his wife throw a party
Dec 14, 2020: London mayoral candidate Shaun Bailey holds staff event at Conservative Party headquarters
Dec 15, 2020: PM takes part in a staff quiz
Dec 18, 2020: Downing Street Christmas party
Asia Cup Qualifier
Final
UAE v Hong Kong
TV:
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UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Red flags
- Promises of high, fixed or 'guaranteed' returns.
- Unregulated structured products or complex investments often used to bypass traditional safeguards.
- Lack of clear information, vague language, no access to audited financials.
- Overseas companies targeting investors in other jurisdictions - this can make legal recovery difficult.
- Hard-selling tactics - creating urgency, offering 'exclusive' deals.
Courtesy: Carol Glynn, founder of Conscious Finance Coaching
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Tips to avoid getting scammed
1) Beware of cheques presented late on Thursday
2) Visit an RTA centre to change registration only after receiving payment
3) Be aware of people asking to test drive the car alone
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GOLF’S RAHMBO
- 5 wins in 22 months as pro
- Three wins in past 10 starts
- 45 pro starts worldwide: 5 wins, 17 top 5s
- Ranked 551th in world on debut, now No 4 (was No 2 earlier this year)
- 5th player in last 30 years to win 3 European Tour and 2 PGA Tour titles before age 24 (Woods, Garcia, McIlroy, Spieth)
The National's picks
4.35pm: Tilal Al Khalediah
5.10pm: Continous
5.45pm: Raging Torrent
6.20pm: West Acre
7pm: Flood Zone
7.40pm: Straight No Chaser
8.15pm: Romantic Warrior
8.50pm: Calandogan
9.30pm: Forever Young
Results
Stage three:
1. Stefan Bissegger (SUI) EF Education-EasyPost, in 9-43
2. Filippo Ganna (ITA) Ineos Grenadiers, at 7s
3. Tom Dumoulin (NED) Jumbo-Visma, at 14s
4. Tadej Pogacar (SLO) UAE-Team Emirates, at 18s
5. Joao Almeida (POR) UAE-Team Emirates, at 22s
6. Mikkel Bjerg (DEN) UAE-Team Emirates, at 24s
General Classification:
1. Stefan Bissegger (SUI) EF Education-EasyPost, in 9-13-02
2. Filippo Ganna (ITA) Ineos Grenadiers, at 7s
3. Jasper Philipsen (BEL) Alpecin Fenix, at 12s
4. Tom Dumoulin (NED) Jumbo-Visma, at 14s
5. Tadej Pogacar (SLO) UAE-Team Emirates, at 18s
6. Joao Almeida (POR) UAE-Team Emirates, at 22s
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TOUCH RULES
Touch is derived from rugby league. Teams consist of up to 14 players with a maximum of six on the field at any time.
Teams can make as many substitutions as they want during the 40 minute matches.
Similar to rugby league, the attacking team has six attempts - or touches - before possession changes over.
A touch is any contact between the player with the ball and a defender, and must be with minimum force.
After a touch the player performs a “roll-ball” - similar to the play-the-ball in league - stepping over or rolling the ball between the feet.
At the roll-ball, the defenders have to retreat a minimum of five metres.
A touchdown is scored when an attacking player places the ball on or over the score-line.
Friday’s fixture
6.15pm: Al Wahda v Hatta
6.15pm: Al Dhafra v Ajman
9pm: Al Wasl v Baniyas
9pm: Fujairah v Sharjah
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The Settlers
Director: Louis Theroux
Starring: Daniella Weiss, Ari Abramowitz
Rating: 5/5
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Directed by: Pete Doctor
Rating: 4 stars
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Ahmad El Sayed is Senior Associate at Charles Russell Speechlys, a law firm headquartered in London with offices in the UK, Europe, the Middle East and Hong Kong.
Experience: Commercial litigator who has assisted clients with overseas judgments before UAE courts. His specialties are cases related to banking, real estate, shareholder disputes, company liquidations and criminal matters as well as employment related litigation.
Education: Sagesse University, Beirut, Lebanon, in 2005.
BRIEF SCORES:
Toss: Nepal, chose to field
UAE 153-6: Shaiman (59), Usman (30); Regmi 2-23
Nepal 132-7: Jora 53 not out; Zahoor 2-17
Result: UAE won by 21 runs
Series: UAE lead 1-0
The line up
Friday: Giggs, Sho Madjozi and Masego
Saturday: Nas, Lion Bbae, Roxanne Shante and DaniLeigh
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Producer: Zee Studios, Kamal Jain
Cast: Kangana Ranaut, Ankita Lokhande, Danny Denzongpa, Atul Kulkarni
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126: The length in metres of the legs supporting the structure
1 football pitch: The length of each permanent spoke is longer than a professional soccer pitch
16 A380 Airbuses: The equivalent weight of the wheel rim.
9,000 tonnes: The amount of steel used to construct the project.
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192: The amount of cable wires used to create the wheel. They measure a distance of 2,4000km in total, the equivalent of the distance between Dubai and Cairo.
Profile of RentSher
Started: October 2015 in India, November 2016 in UAE
Founders: Harsh Dhand; Vaibhav and Purvashi Doshi
Based: Bangalore, India and Dubai, UAE
Sector: Online rental marketplace
Size: 40 employees
Investment: $2 million
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Publisher: EA Sports
Consoles: Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4&5, Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S
Rating: 3.5/5
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ICC Women's T20 World Cup Asia Qualifier 2025, Thailand
UAE fixtures
May 9, v Malaysia
May 10, v Qatar
May 13, v Malaysia
May 15, v Qatar
May 18 and 19, semi-finals
May 20, final
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