Mike Catt, left, is getting increasingly comfortable in his role as a coach.
Mike Catt, left, is getting increasingly comfortable in his role as a coach.

The Catt with two lives



Mike Catt remains just as elusive as he was in his glorious pomp. "I'm just going in to see my bank manager, literally just outside his door," the World Cup-winning rugby player said apologetically. "Any chance you can call me back in an hour?" So I called him back. Three times. No joy. An hour later, a text message arrived. "I'll be on the phone from about five UK time."

However, the newly specified rendezvous time was still not quite right. "Do you mind if I just say goodbye to my wife? Honestly, just two minutes, thanks." All the neat side-stepping provided enough time to contemplate when exactly was Catt's glorious pomp? He was already a veteran when, seconds after Jonny Wilkinson's dropped-goal, he punted "The Second Most Important Kick in the History of English Rugby" into row-Z to seal World Cup glory in 2003. Four years later, he was the oldest swinger in an England team that went on to contest the Webb Ellis Trophy again in the final against his native South Africa.

And he is still going now. At 37, his player-coach role at the Guinness Premiership club London Irish sees him playing more than many would have expected. When we are finally connected, he could not be any sweeter. "Sorry about all that - it's half-term and I've just dropped my family back in Bath. Now I'm driving back to London for training." It does not take a great leap of imagination to picture Catt as the doting father, such is the age-gap between him and the majority of his teammates in the Irish backline. And the Exiles must be grateful to have his paternalistic instincts to guide their bright young things, such as England hopefuls Shane Geraghty, 22, and Topsy Ojo, 23.

Ojo, the winger, was one of the four players investigated by the English RFU over unseemly allegations made during the summer tour of New Zealand. Unsurprisingly, Catt leaps to Ojo's defence. "He had a bad time in New Zealand, along with Danny Care, Mike Brown and David Strettle," he said. "It all went a little bit pear-shaped for Topsy. "You can't put yourself in that situation - but in the same breath, what did he do wrong? He is a 23-year-old having a good time - what did you do as a 23-year-old?

"This is where I think you have to be careful. Yes, if he had [done the things stated in the allegations], by all means bring the whole town on him. But nothing like that was the case. The RFU fined him for getting in at 7am - that was it." The kiss-and-tell stories that came out of the tour were a graphic example that rugby has lost much of the innocence of its pre-professional days. No longer are Premier League footballers the only sportsmen the tabloids are interested in.

Yet Catt believes today's players still have reasons to be thankful. "I'm not sad about it at all," he said. "That is the nature of the beast, and with professionalism that was always going to happen. "These boys now are earning a lot of money at a young age and they do enjoy themselves, but they look after themselves as well. "Topsy hardly ever drinks, and there are lots of guys, like Danny Cipriani, [the England fly-half] who can go out until 2am and not touch a sip of alcohol. It is a matter of getting the balance right."

Catt's longevity in the game is testament to the fact he has been able to maintain that balance. But, he laughs off the idea of playing alongside former England colleagues Austin Healey and Will Greenwood at the Dubai Rugby Sevens, saying: "I'm a bit old in the legs now, mate." Healey and Greenwood, despite being long since retired, are both younger than Catt. "I'd still love to, but because I'm still playing, I'm not allowed to play in the sevens in case I pick up an injury."

An appearance at the next World Cup, by which time he will be 40, is unlikely - but he could be there as a coach. "I had a few chats with Martin Johnson about it," Catt said regarding his rumoured move to join the England coaching set-up after Johnson became manager. He added: "The only problem was Johnno couldn't offer me a full-time job. "He said that in a year's time maybe that would become available, but he couldn't promise me that.

"I have a lot to learn about coaching. Cutting my teeth at club level first has been brilliant." pradley@thenational.ae

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Started: January 2018

Founder(s): Pishu Ganglani and Ricky Husaini

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12 restaurants opening at the hotel this month

Ariana’s Persian Kitchen
Dinner by Heston Blumenthal
Estiatorio Milos
House of Desserts
Jaleo by Jose Andres
La Mar
Ling Ling
Little Venice Cake Company
Malibu 90265
Nobu by the Beach
Resonance by Heston Blumenthal
The Royal Tearoom 

Race card

5pm: Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 (Turf) 1,600m; 5.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 (T) 1,400m

6pm: Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 (T) 1,400m; 6.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 (T) 1,200m

7pm: Wathba Stallions Cup Handicap (PA) Dh70,000 (T) 2,200m

7.30pm: Handicap (TB) Dh100,000 (PA) 1,400m

TWISTERS

Director:+Lee+Isaac+Chung

Starring:+Glen+Powell,+Daisy+Edgar-Jones,+Anthony+Ramos

Rating:+2.5/5

MATCH INFO

Real Madrid 2

Vinicius Junior (71') Mariano (90+2')

Barcelona 0

Sarfira

Director: Sudha Kongara Prasad

Starring: Akshay Kumar, Radhika Madan, Paresh Rawal

Rating: 2/5

From Europe to the Middle East, economic success brings wealth - and lifestyle diseases

A rise in obesity figures and the need for more public spending is a familiar trend in the developing world as western lifestyles are adopted.

One in five deaths around the world is now caused by bad diet, with obesity the fastest growing global risk. A high body mass index is also the top cause of metabolic diseases relating to death and disability in Kuwait, Qatar and Oman – and second on the list in Bahrain.

In Britain, heart disease, lung cancer and Alzheimer’s remain among the leading causes of death, and people there are spending more time suffering from health problems.

The UK is expected to spend $421.4 billion on healthcare by 2040, up from $239.3 billion in 2014.

And development assistance for health is talking about the financial aid given to governments to support social, environmental development of developing countries.

COMPANY PROFILE

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Started: 2021

Founders: Aahan Bhojani and Ashmin Varma

Based: Dubai, UAE

Industry: Property technology

Funding: $7.75 million

Investors: Nuwa Capital, VentureSouq, Nordstar, Global Founders Capital, Yuj Ventures and Whiteboard Capital

MATCH INFO

Aston Villa 1 (Konsa 63')

Sheffield United 0

Red card: Jon Egan (Sheffield United)

 

'Nightmare Alley'

Director:Guillermo del Toro

Stars:Bradley Cooper, Cate Blanchett, Rooney Mara

Rating: 3/5

Indika

Developer: 11 Bit Studios
Publisher: Odd Meter
Console: PlayStation 5, PC and Xbox series X/S
Rating: 4/5

Long read
ICC Intercontinental Cup

UAE squad Rohan Mustafa (captain), Chirag Suri, Shaiman Anwar, Rameez Shahzad, Mohammed Usman, Adnan Mufti, Saqlain Haider, Ahmed Raza, Mohammed Naveed, Imran Haider, Qadeer Ahmed, Mohammed Boota, Amir Hayat, Ashfaq Ahmed

Fixtures Nov 29-Dec 2

UAE v Afghanistan, Zayed Cricket Stadium, Abu Dhabi

Hong Kong v Papua New Guinea, Sharjah Cricket Stadium

Ireland v Scotland, Dubai International Stadium

Namibia v Netherlands, ICC Academy, Dubai

'Brazen'

Director:+Monika Mitchell

Starring:+Alyssa Milano, Sam Page, Colleen Wheeler

Rating: 3/5

The Afghan connection

The influx of talented young Afghan players to UAE cricket could have a big impact on the fortunes of both countries. Here are three Emirates-based players to watch out for.

Hassan Khan Eisakhil
Mohammed Nabi is still proving his worth at the top level but there is another reason he is raging against the idea of retirement. If the allrounder hangs on a little bit longer, he might be able to play in the same team as his son, Hassan Khan. The family live in Ajman and train in Sharjah.

Masood Gurbaz
The opening batter, who trains at Sharjah Cricket Academy, is another player who is a part of a famous family. His brother, Rahmanullah, was an IPL winner with Kolkata Knight Riders, and opens the batting with distinction for Afghanistan.

Omid Rahman
The fast bowler became a pioneer earlier this year when he became the first Afghan to represent the UAE. He showed great promise in doing so, too, playing a key role in the senior team’s qualification for the Asia Cup in Muscat recently.

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The alternatives

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• Business Bay’s Pallapay claims 40,000-plus active merchants who can invoice customers and receive payment by card. Fees range from 1.99 per cent plus Dh1 per transaction depending on payment method and location, such as online or via UAE mobile.

• Tap started in May 2013 in Kuwait, allowing Middle East businesses to bill, accept, receive and make payments online “easier, faster and smoother” via goSell and goCollect. It supports more than 10,000 merchants. Monthly fees range from US$65-100, plus card charges of 2.75-3.75 per cent and Dh1.2 per sale.

2checkout’s “all-in-one payment gateway and merchant account” accepts payments in 200-plus markets for 2.4-3.9 per cent, plus a Dh1.2-Dh1.8 currency conversion charge. The US provider processes online shop and mobile transactions and has 17,000-plus active digital commerce users.

• PayPal is probably the best-known online goods payment method - usually used for eBay purchases -  but can be used to receive funds, providing everyone’s signed up. Costs from 2.9 per cent plus Dh1.2 per transaction.

Oppenheimer

Director: Christopher Nolan

Stars: Cillian Murphy, Emily Blunt, Robert Downey Jr, Florence Pugh, Matt Damon

Rating: 5/5

COMPANY PROFILE

Name: SmartCrowd
Started: 2018
Founder: Siddiq Farid and Musfique Ahmed
Based: Dubai
Sector: FinTech / PropTech
Initial investment: $650,000
Current number of staff: 35
Investment stage: Series A
Investors: Various institutional investors and notable angel investors (500 MENA, Shurooq, Mada, Seedstar, Tricap)

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Green ambitions
  • Trees: 1,500 to be planted, replacing 300 felled ones, with veteran oaks protected
  • Lake: Brown's centrepiece to be cleaned of silt that makes it as shallow as 2.5cm
  • Biodiversity: Bat cave to be added and habitats designed for kingfishers and little grebes
  • Flood risk: Longer grass, deeper lake, restored ponds and absorbent paths all meant to siphon off water 
UAE medallists at Asian Games 2023

Gold
Magomedomar Magomedomarov – Judo – Men’s +100kg
Khaled Al Shehi – Jiu-jitsu – Men’s -62kg
Faisal Al Ketbi – Jiu-jitsu – Men’s -85kg
Asma Al Hosani – Jiu-jitsu – Women’s -52kg
Shamma Al Kalbani – Jiu-jitsu – Women’s -63kg
Silver
Omar Al Marzooqi – Equestrian – Individual showjumping
Bishrelt Khorloodoi – Judo – Women’s -52kg
Khalid Al Blooshi – Jiu-jitsu – Men’s -62kg
Mohamed Al Suwaidi – Jiu-jitsu – Men’s -69kg
Balqees Abdulla – Jiu-jitsu – Women’s -48kg
Bronze
Hawraa Alajmi – Karate – Women’s kumite -50kg
Ahmed Al Mansoori – Cycling – Men’s omnium
Abdullah Al Marri – Equestrian – Individual showjumping
Team UAE – Equestrian – Team showjumping
Dzhafar Kostoev – Judo – Men’s -100kg
Narmandakh Bayanmunkh – Judo – Men’s -66kg
Grigorian Aram – Judo – Men’s -90kg
Mahdi Al Awlaqi – Jiu-jitsu – Men’s -77kg
Saeed Al Kubaisi – Jiu-jitsu – Men’s -85kg
Shamsa Al Ameri – Jiu-jitsu – Women’s -57kg

AndhaDhun

Director: Sriram Raghavan

Producer: Matchbox Pictures, Viacom18

Cast: Ayushmann Khurrana, Tabu, Radhika Apte, Anil Dhawan

Rating: 3.5/5

WHAT MACRO FACTORS ARE IMPACTING META TECH MARKETS?

• Looming global slowdown and recession in key economies

• Russia-Ukraine war

• Interest rate hikes and the rising cost of debt servicing

• Oil price volatility

• Persisting inflationary pressures

• Exchange rate fluctuations

• Shortage of labour/skills

• A resurgence of Covid?


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