Peculiar thing, the Emirates Airline Dubai Rugby Sevens. Beautiful, too. At any one time, on a perfectly manicured grass field in a far-flung corner of desert, there could be a 40-something rugby newcomer playing against a World Cup winner.
Players of pedigree are liberally sprinkled around the complex this weekend.
Women’s World Cup winners, for instance, abound, and are not solely confined to the England side in the IRB world series tournament.
Maggie Alphonsi, arguably the biggest name women’s rugby has produced, smiled her way through the Invitational Open tournament, where she was a guest of a side called Tribe.
More arbitrarily, Steve Thompson, who played a central role in England winning the Webb Ellis trophy against Australia in 2003, turned out alongside some local veterans.
He vowed he never would, but he was coaxed back into playing by new friends he has made since becoming a Dubai resident in 2011.
“I have been living over here for three years now and I thought, with the spirit of the vets, it is about playing with your mates,” Thompson said.
“There are three or four [vets] teams who come out and take it really seriously, are only here to win, and that is up to them.
“I am at the other end of the scale. I have done all that, played professional rugby, now it is just about playing for a laugh with your mates. If you go out on Day 1, so be it.”
Thompson, 36, is well into retirement – his second one, and this time it is for good – from professional rugby, but he has been keeping himself fit.
Even if he did cut an exhausted figure by the end of a 29-0 loss to the Bali Legends on Day 2.
After moving to the UAE, he took up kick-boxing with his Gulf Legends teammate, Mark Gathercole, the former Dubai Exiles prop, but has switched to cross-fit training lately.
“I am a bit punch drunk as it is, not the cleverest, so I can’t take too many more hits to the head and [Gathercole] was a bit quick for me,” Thompson said.
“Trying to keep fit out here is quite hard, but with the weather as it is, being on the beach at 5.30am is beautiful.
“I was always a bit old for sevens after I was 22, so getting the body ready for playing, then stopping for a while, then playing again, is hard work.
“The body was a little sore this morning, but I have really enjoyed it. It is with a good group of lads and that’s what it is all about.”
Alphonsi, who turns 31 later this month, is supposed to be retired, too.
It did not look like it, though, given the muscularity of her tackling while playing for Tribe’s second team in the International Open.
The Open is the third tier of the women’s competition. As such, the opposition might have hoped for an easier time than the player known as “Maggie the Machine” was willing to provide.
She officially stepped away from rugby after winning the XVs World Cup with England earlier this year, and aims to represent Great Britain in the shot put at the 2016 Rio Olympics.
“I have been playing social rugby, just for fun, and I have enjoyed coming out to Dubai,” she said. “Sevens is hard work on the body and if you don’t keep it up, you will struggle.”
Sevens is an option for aspiring Olympians now, but Alphonsi felt age had caught up with her, hence the switch to athletics.
“The girls coming through are 18 and 19, and they are a lot faster and fitter,” she said.
“Although I am strong and fit, from what I have seen so far of the other girls, they are absolutely amazing, super quick, and I am not close to that.”
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RESULTS - ELITE MEN
1. Henri Schoeman (RSA) 57:03
2. Mario Mola (ESP) 57:09
3. Vincent Luis (FRA) 57:25
4. Leo Bergere (FRA)57:34
5. Jacob Birtwhistle (AUS) 57:40
6. Joao Silva (POR) 57:45
7. Jonathan Brownlee (GBR) 57:56
8. Adrien Briffod (SUI) 57:57
9. Gustav Iden (NOR) 57:58
10. Richard Murray (RSA) 57:59
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How Tesla’s price correction has hit fund managers
Investing in disruptive technology can be a bumpy ride, as investors in Tesla were reminded on Friday, when its stock dropped 7.5 per cent in early trading to $575.
It recovered slightly but still ended the week 15 per cent lower and is down a third from its all-time high of $883 on January 26. The electric car maker’s market cap fell from $834 billion to about $567bn in that time, a drop of an astonishing $267bn, and a blow for those who bought Tesla stock late.
The collapse also hit fund managers that have gone big on Tesla, notably the UK-based Scottish Mortgage Investment Trust and Cathie Wood’s ARK Innovation ETF.
Tesla is the top holding in both funds, making up a hefty 10 per cent of total assets under management. Both funds have fallen by a quarter in the past month.
Matt Weller, global head of market research at GAIN Capital, recently warned that Tesla founder Elon Musk had “flown a bit too close to the sun”, after getting carried away by investing $1.5bn of the company’s money in Bitcoin.
He also predicted Tesla’s sales could struggle as traditional auto manufacturers ramp up electric car production, destroying its first mover advantage.
AJ Bell’s Russ Mould warns that many investors buy tech stocks when earnings forecasts are rising, almost regardless of valuation. “When it works, it really works. But when it goes wrong, elevated valuations leave little or no downside protection.”
A Tesla correction was probably baked in after last year’s astonishing share price surge, and many investors will see this as an opportunity to load up at a reduced price.
Dramatic swings are to be expected when investing in disruptive technology, as Ms Wood at ARK makes clear.
Every week, she sends subscribers a commentary listing “stocks in our strategies that have appreciated or dropped more than 15 per cent in a day” during the week.
Her latest commentary, issued on Friday, showed seven stocks displaying extreme volatility, led by ExOne, a leader in binder jetting 3D printing technology. It jumped 24 per cent, boosted by news that fellow 3D printing specialist Stratasys had beaten fourth-quarter revenues and earnings expectations, seen as good news for the sector.
By contrast, computational drug and material discovery company Schrödinger fell 27 per cent after quarterly and full-year results showed its core software sales and drug development pipeline slowing.
Despite that setback, Ms Wood remains positive, arguing that its “medicinal chemistry platform offers a powerful and unique view into chemical space”.
In her weekly video view, she remains bullish, stating that: “We are on the right side of change, and disruptive innovation is going to deliver exponential growth trajectories for many of our companies, in fact, most of them.”
Ms Wood remains committed to Tesla as she expects global electric car sales to compound at an average annual rate of 82 per cent for the next five years.
She said these are so “enormous that some people find them unbelievable”, and argues that this scepticism, especially among institutional investors, “festers” and creates a great opportunity for ARK.
Only you can decide whether you are a believer or a festering sceptic. If it’s the former, then buckle up.
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Champions League quarter-final, first leg
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