Pat Shurmur, the Cleveland Browns coach, and his quarterback, Colt McCoy, continue to talk over the team's struggles to score touchdowns.
Pat Shurmur, the Cleveland Browns coach, and his quarterback, Colt McCoy, continue to talk over the team's struggles to score touchdowns.

Point is, Browns can't score



There is a joke floating around Cleveland that goes: why is Browns Stadium a safe place to go during a tornado? Because there’s never a touchdown there.

It is not really that funny, but it has been accurate for more than a month. The Cleveland Browns have not scored a touchdown in their past two home games, and they have a 131-minute TD drought dating to October 2.

Since Colt McCoy's touchdown pass to Benjamin Watson during "garbage time" of a 31-13 loss to Tennessee, the kicker Phil Dawson has accounted for all 18 points scored at home by the Browns, who have gone 25 consecutive drives without taking the ball across the goal line.

“It’s frustrating,” McCoy said.

“We spend a lot of time working on the red zone,” he said, referring to the area from the 20 to the goal line. “ We dedicated a whole day to it, so we’ve just got to find a way to get down there and punch it in.”

The winless Indianapolis Colts are the only team with a longer current drought (29 drives) than the Browns, who made four trips into the side the St Louis 20 last week but came away with just four field goals by Dawson.

It is almost as if someone has posted a “Dead end” sign near the goal line.

And it is not like the Browns (3-6) have had many chances, either. Cleveland have had only 18 possessions inside the red zone, the league’s second-lowest total.

The worst figure belongs to the Jacksonville Jaguars (3-6), who will visit the Browns today in what, on paper, is shaping up to be a colossal dud.

There are obvious reasons for the Browns’ scoring struggles.

A new offensive system, injuries, a young quarterback and few dependable playmakers have contributed to Cleveland’s inability to reach the end zone. There has been a trickle-down effect they cannot seem to stop or reverse.

“How do you bust free from the touchdown drought? Scoring touchdowns,” said Watson, doing his best to explain the deficiency.

“How do you score touchdowns? Execution in the red zone. How do you execute in the red zone? Execution in practice. How do you execute in practice? Pay attention in the meetings.

“It goes all the way down.”

Pat Shurmur, the Browns coach, also knows his team need to score to win, but he did not have much of an answer when asked how the Browns can end their touchdown drought.

“Score touchdowns,” Shurmur said, adding: “We’ve just have to go out and get it done.”

Said Watson: “We’re all disappointed with ourselves. … We all have questions why and we’re working on solutions, but I don’t have them right now.”

WHAT IS A BLACK HOLE?

1. Black holes are objects whose gravity is so strong not even light can escape their pull

2. They can be created when massive stars collapse under their own weight

3. Large black holes can also be formed when smaller ones collide and merge

4. The biggest black holes lurk at the centre of many galaxies, including our own

5. Astronomers believe that when the universe was very young, black holes affected how galaxies formed

Electric scooters: some rules to remember
  • Riders must be 14-years-old or over
  • Wear a protective helmet
  • Park the electric scooter in designated parking lots (if any)
  • Do not leave electric scooter in locations that obstruct traffic or pedestrians
  • Solo riders only, no passengers allowed
  • Do not drive outside designated lanes
The specs

Engine: 2.0-litre 4-cylturbo

Transmission: seven-speed DSG automatic

Power: 242bhp

Torque: 370Nm

Price: Dh136,814

A State of Passion

Directors: Carol Mansour and Muna Khalidi

Stars: Dr Ghassan Abu-Sittah

Rating: 4/5

The Kingfisher Secret
Anonymous, Penguin Books

Like a Fading Shadow

Antonio Muñoz Molina

Translated from the Spanish by Camilo A. Ramirez

Tuskar Rock Press (pp. 310)

Company Profile

Company name: Yeepeey

Started: Soft launch in November, 2020

Founders: Sagar Chandiramani, Jatin Sharma and Monish Chandiramani

Based: Dubai

Industry: E-grocery

Initial investment: $150,000

Future plan: Raise $1.5m and enter Saudi Arabia next year

RESULTS

5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,400m, Winner SS Lamea, Saif Al Balushi (jockey), Ibrahim Al Hadhrami (trainer).

5.30pm: Wathba Stallions Cup Handicap (PA) Dh70,000 1,400m, Winner AF Makerah, Sean Kirrane, Ernst Oertel

6pm: Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 1,600m, Winner Maaly Al Reef, Brett Doyle, Abdallah Al Hammadi

6.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh90,000 1,600m, Winner AF Momtaz, Antonio Fresu, Musabah Al Muhairi

7pm: Handicap (PA) Dh80,000 2,200m, Winner Morjanah Al Reef, Brett Doyle, Abdallah Al Hammadi

7.30pm: Handicap (TB) Dh100,000 2,200m, Winner Mudarrab, Jim Crowley, Erwan Charpy

Formula Middle East Calendar (Formula Regional and Formula 4)
Round 1: January 17-19, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
 
Round 2: January 22-23, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
 
Round 3: February 7-9, Dubai Autodrome – Dubai
 
Round 4: February 14-16, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
 
Round 5: February 25-27, Jeddah Corniche Circuit – Saudi Arabia
The specs

Engine: 2.0-litre 4-cyl, 48V hybrid

Transmission: eight-speed automatic

Power: 325bhp

Torque: 450Nm

Price: Dh359,000

On sale: now 

 

Company: Instabug

Founded: 2013

Based: Egypt, Cairo

Sector: IT

Employees: 100

Stage: Series A

Investors: Flat6Labs, Accel, Y Combinator and angel investors