On a hectic night of sweaty proportions and wealthy Brazilians, all that mattered was Matar. This was an evening billed as the return of the UAE league, though not as we know it.
Several clubs have frosted themselves with some nifty names during the summer, but the pungent Ismail Matar's piercing run and shot for the equalising goal could have occurred at any time over the past five seasons. As far as the local fans are concerned, this is a man who has mercury in his boots.
The Etisalat Pro League has changed its name, but as Shakespeare once wrote, a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
Matar's goal to earn a 1-1 draw with their Abu Dhabi neighbours Al Jazira was so sweet it was coated in sugar, just the way the locals like their football and their tea. At such times, Matar and his Al Wahda side are a heady brew.
Abdul Salam Juma's goal in the 44th minute for Jazira also held some appeal, the ball finding its way into the net with some haste from long range.
The Wahda manager Ahmed Abdulhalim likes a smoke. This hoary old figure was clearly happy to be back for more on Saturday night.
He managed to rid himself of the tobacco before raising his hands in a grateful gesture after Matar's 86th-minute shot redeemed his side. He was probably happier for a drag afterwards to calm his nerves.
Nothing in these matches has altered all that much. Names on shirts are now painted in English as well as Arabic, but goalkeepers continue to guard their goal with some ghastly moments, players feign injury with some relish and an effective deadball planted in the box leaves defenders lost. Mayhem remains a pivotal stanchion of the new league. Whenever the home fans muster the energy to get along to such games, they continue to revel in the Emiratis, even if the UAE's aim of progressing to the World Cup finals lies as empty as the Al Wahda shopping centre during daylight hours this month.
Jazira shop at some exclusive outlets, but all gratuities went to Matar. Then there was the home side's very own Brazilian forward Pinga, who was unfortunate in slamming an early header into a post.
Wahda went at this game with some venom. One wonders what the new Jazira head coach Abel Braga and Rafael Sobis, his striker who was signed from Real Betis for a monstrous Dh65million, made of such shenanigans.
The home team also rattled the bar, and Pinga missed from close range only for an offside flag to spare him, and were denied a winning goal by an offside decision.
It must be said, Sobis was disappointing here. One cannot be too harsh after only one outing, but he seemed to sit too deep.
Having sampled the game at a more manic level than this in Spain, he appeared downtrodden, like he had run into misfortune in Pamplona's running of the bulls.
This must have seemed like a chess match by comparison to a derby between Sevilla and Real Betis, with plenty of air between the seats at both ends.
An irate Sobis was booked and substituted, but he will be back for more. We are now in professional times, but thank goodness the semblance of amateur nonsense remains with us. Let the mayhem continue.
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The candidates
Dr Ayham Ammora, scientist and business executive
Ali Azeem, business leader
Tony Booth, professor of education
Lord Browne, former BP chief executive
Dr Mohamed El-Erian, economist
Professor Wyn Evans, astrophysicist
Dr Mark Mann, scientist
Gina MIller, anti-Brexit campaigner
Lord Smith, former Cabinet minister
Sandi Toksvig, broadcaster
What is the FNC?
The Federal National Council is one of five federal authorities established by the UAE constitution. It held its first session on December 2, 1972, a year to the day after Federation.
It has 40 members, eight of whom are women. The members represent the UAE population through each of the emirates. Abu Dhabi and Dubai have eight members each, Sharjah and Ras al Khaimah six, and Ajman, Fujairah and Umm Al Quwain have four.
They bring Emirati issues to the council for debate and put those concerns to ministers summoned for questioning.
The FNC’s main functions include passing, amending or rejecting federal draft laws, discussing international treaties and agreements, and offering recommendations on general subjects raised during sessions.
Federal draft laws must first pass through the FNC for recommendations when members can amend the laws to suit the needs of citizens. The draft laws are then forwarded to the Cabinet for consideration and approval.
Since 2006, half of the members have been elected by UAE citizens to serve four-year terms and the other half are appointed by the Ruler’s Courts of the seven emirates.
In the 2015 elections, 78 of the 252 candidates were women. Women also represented 48 per cent of all voters and 67 per cent of the voters were under the age of 40.
Results
4pm: Al Bastakiya – Listed (TB) $150,000 (Dirt) 1,900m; Winner: Panadol, Mickael Barzalona (jockey), Salem bin Ghadayer (trainer)
4.35pm: Dubai City Of Gold – Group 2 (TB) $228,000 (Turf) 2,410m; Winner: Walton Street, William Buick, Charlie Appleby
5.10pm: Mahab Al Shimaal – Group 3 (TB) $228,000 (D) 1,200m; Winner: Canvassed, Pat Dobbs, Doug Watson
5.45pm: Burj Nahaar – Group 3 (TB) $228,000 (D) 1,600m; Winner: Midnight Sands, Pat Dobbs, Doug Watson
6.20pm: Jebel Hatta – Group 1 (TB) $260,000 (T) 1,800m; Winner: Lord Glitters, Daniel Tudhope, David O’Meara
6.55pm: Al Maktoum Challenge Round-1 – Group 1 (TB) $390,000 (D) 2,000m; Winner: Salute The Soldier, Adrie de Vries, Fawzi Nass
7.30pm: Nad Al Sheba – Group 3 (TB) $228,000 (T) 1,200m; Winner: Final Song, Frankie Dettori, Saeed bin Suroor
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The specs
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Engine: 2.0-litre, four-cylinder
Transmission: seven-speed S-tronic automatic
Power: 150bhp
Torque: 270Nm
Price: Dh150,000 (estimate)
On sale: First Q 2020
A4 S4 TDI
Engine: 3.0-litre V6 turbo diesel
Transmission: eight-speed PDK automatic
Power: 350bhp
Torque: 700Nm
Price: Dh165,000 (estimate)
On sale: First Q 2020
It's up to you to go green
Nils El Accad, chief executive and owner of Organic Foods and Café, says going green is about “lifestyle and attitude” rather than a “money change”; people need to plan ahead to fill water bottles in advance and take their own bags to the supermarket, he says.
“People always want someone else to do the work; it doesn’t work like that,” he adds. “The first step: you have to consciously make that decision and change.”
When he gets a takeaway, says Mr El Accad, he takes his own glass jars instead of accepting disposable aluminium containers, paper napkins and plastic tubs, cutlery and bags from restaurants.
He also plants his own crops and herbs at home and at the Sheikh Zayed store, from basil and rosemary to beans, squashes and papayas. “If you’re going to water anything, better it be tomatoes and cucumbers, something edible, than grass,” he says.
“All this throwaway plastic - cups, bottles, forks - has to go first,” says Mr El Accad, who has banned all disposable straws, whether plastic or even paper, from the café chain.
One of the latest changes he has implemented at his stores is to offer refills of liquid laundry detergent, to save plastic. The two brands Organic Foods stocks, Organic Larder and Sonnett, are both “triple-certified - you could eat the product”.
The Organic Larder detergent will soon be delivered in 200-litre metal oil drums before being decanted into 20-litre containers in-store.
Customers can refill their bottles at least 30 times before they start to degrade, he says. Organic Larder costs Dh35.75 for one litre and Dh62 for 2.75 litres and refills will cost 15 to 20 per cent less, Mr El Accad says.
But while there are savings to be had, going green tends to come with upfront costs and extra work and planning. Are we ready to refill bottles rather than throw them away? “You have to change,” says Mr El Accad. “I can only make it available.”
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Starring: Lamar Faden, Khairiah Nathmy, Nawaf Al-Dhufairy
Director: Shahad Ameen
Rating: 3/5